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Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Internet dating is the only way to go. Kinda like ignoring ebay and going to the local ace hardware
hooooooooooooooooly sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! internet dating is not teh suck!
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bw1 said:
No but I wish someone would spit in my eye. Back to back nights I got shit for sleep, my peepers are all dry and scratchy
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SaladFork
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PuddleMonkey said:No but I wish someone would spit in my eye. Back to back nights I got shit for sleep, my peepers are all dry and scratchy
So did you forget and drop a load up in dat shit?
SaladFork said:
Oh hell no! Wrapped that shit up and even checked on it a couple times.
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PuddleMonkey said:
Saran wrap and a rubber band never fails.
SaladFork said:
I should have rubber band her hands behind her back, that slapping me across the face shit was weird. Why are women so fucked up?
You guys need to bust out that chat logs again... if some haven't seen that it will make their wednesday... that is the funniest shit I have read this year easily... gotta be the funniest thing I'll read for a very long time... you could easily selll those for some great cash...PuddleMonkey said:
all the whey
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PuddleMonkey said:
She wanted you to hit you back.
Did you?
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PuddleMonkey said:
My ex fiance who was into kick boxing, one night thought it would be fun to tie me up and ride me while wearing her boxing gloves (true story)... bad idea. I took a few good slugs to the face then got pissed. She used to always slap me during sex, I was not down.
all the whey said:
Yeah, I could tell she wanted it rough, she made that pretty clear when she whispered in my ear. But just because she wants to be beaten in bed doesn't mean I want it back.
I'd kill for a really boring girl in bed right now, this shit is just too much.
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