hooooooooooooooooly sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! internet dating is not teh suck!

[EnderJE]

Okie dokie, just got off the phone with the one I slept with last night. Here's how the convo went:

Puddle: Hello?
Her: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, how was work?
Puddle: Same shit different day, you already home?
Her: I have something I need to tell you.
Puddle: uh, ok.
*pause*
Her: I might have a problem.
Puddle: Why?
Her: I'm waiting for the police to come to my house right now.
Puddle: Why?
Her: Remember my last ex I told you about?
Puddle: Yeah, why are the police coming to your house?
Her: Well, what I didn't tell you was he kinda took out a restraining order on me.
Puddle: Ok, why?
Her: And about a week and a half ago I may have called him.
Puddle: Just once?
Her: I dunno, 4-5 times. No more than that though.
Her: I gotta go they just pulled up, I'll call you tomorrow *click*
Puddle: Don't be calling me from jail!



STALKER ALERT!!!

Nice knowing you.

 

[NEO1]

Ruds, reading about your recreational dating/sex life is kinda like watching Jerry Springer. I always seem to feel a lil better about myself after.

Serioulsy though....good luck!

Really seriously..... can I have any extra bananas you have after she kills you?

Okie dokie, just got off the phone with the one I slept with last night. Here's how the convo went:

Puddle: Hello?
Her: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, how was work?
Puddle: Same shit different day, you already home?
Her: I have something I need to tell you.
Puddle: uh, ok.
*pause*
Her: I might have a problem.
Puddle: Why?
Her: I'm waiting for the police to come to my house right now.
Puddle: Why?
Her: Remember my last ex I told you about?
Puddle: Yeah, why are the police coming to your house?
Her: Well, what I didn't tell you was he kinda took out a restraining order on me.
Puddle: Ok, why?
Her: And about a week and a half ago I may have called him.
Puddle: Just once?
Her: I dunno, 4-5 times. No more than that though.
Her: I gotta go they just pulled up, I'll call you tomorrow *click*
Puddle: Don't be calling me from jail!



STALKER ALERT!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Damn... tell me you are kidding.

Most nuts give it up within the first 10 minutes of an IM chat or phone conversation. Once you fine tune your ear it is EASY to pick shit out.

But every now and again there is a truly adept psycho that leaves you NO IDEA they are batshit crazy. They use the *sympathy* posture to suck you in.... sorta like our exhousemanager did.

*still shaking my head over that one*

 

[heatherrae]

Okie dokie, just got off the phone with the one I slept with last night. Here's how the convo went:

Puddle: Hello?
Her: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, how was work?
Puddle: Same shit different day, you already home?
Her: I have something I need to tell you.
Puddle: uh, ok.
*pause*
Her: I might have a problem.
Puddle: Why?
Her: I'm waiting for the police to come to my house right now.
Puddle: Why?
Her: Remember my last ex I told you about?
Puddle: Yeah, why are the police coming to your house?
Her: Well, what I didn't tell you was he kinda took out a restraining order on me.
Puddle: Ok, why?
Her: And about a week and a half ago I may have called him.
Puddle: Just once?
Her: I dunno, 4-5 times. No more than that though.
Her: I gotta go they just pulled up, I'll call you tomorrow *click*
Puddle: Don't be calling me from jail!



STALKER ALERT!!!

Holy hell!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Damn... tell me you are kidding.

Nope, serious on all accounts.


Does anyone remember a website that lets you look up someones history? Its basically any court docs you have, I remember testing it and it appeared to work really well, even had my parents divorce back from 1986. I'd like to look up her past.

 

[bw1]

hahahahashhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[bw1]

ololololololololol... call me right now, lets 3 way call your nut job....olololololololololol

Classic...totw

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ruds, reading about your recreational dating/sex life is kinda like watching Jerry Springer. I always seem to feel a lil better about myself after.

Serioulsy though....good luck!

Really seriously..... can I have any extra bananas you have after she kills you?

The next date I have lined up might work to my advantage, at least regarding the possible stalker. Just found out what she does for a living the other day. Police officer! lol yay! She'll protect me from the psycho!

 

[bw1]

This is as good as the thread when jon changed his name..lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

ololololololololol... call me right now, lets 3 way call your nut job....olololololololololol

Classic...totw

She hasn't called yet this morning, I'd say there's a fair chance she got arrested last night. I turned my phone off around 1am just in case, I didn't want a call from jail, her mom can bail her out.