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bw1 said:
I laughed so hard at that I thought I pulled a stomach muscle. But then I remembered I don't have any.
hooooooooooooooooly sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! internet dating is not teh suck!
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I laughed so hard at that I thought I pulled a stomach muscle. But then I remembered I don't have any.
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heatherrae
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Stop pulling on it. You will go blind.bw1 said:
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heatherrae
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LOL...I think someone's test levels are running high these days.bw1 said:Well then pull on it for me
canadianhitman
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heatherrae said:
I'll just pull on it til' I need Lasik...then they can fix me up and I'll go right back to pulling it.
canadianhitman
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heatherrae said:
Actually, they're probably too low. If they were running as high as mine, he'd have skipped asking you to pull it and gone right to the proposition for a titty-fuck.
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SaladFork
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PuddleMonkey said:The next date I have lined up might work to my advantage, at least regarding the possible stalker. Just found out what she does for a living the other day. Police officer! lol yay! She'll protect me from the psycho!
Bro you do NOT want to date a cop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me say it again -
NO FUCKIN COPS!
SaladFork said:
Why not?
I haven't juiced in years! And she seems nice enough.
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SaladFork
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PuddleMonkey said:Why not?
I haven't juiced in years! And she seems nice enough.
Think about it... the second something goes wrong all her buddy buddy dudes on the force will have fun making your life a living hell. Not to mention you want a chick who can keep ultra tabs on you? Do what you want bro, but NEVER and I say never would I be caught dead hanging out, sleeping with or talking to a chick cop.
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