Hooked up with a Swamp Donkey!

[GodOfThunder]

Don't ya hate gettting all fucked up and coming home with Shamu? I feel like a piece of shit right now. Went out to Lukes Tavern and Jabba the Hut gave me a ride home and went to her house instead of mine...I was way too gone to make good choices-My friends should have stopped me! Any stories you would only tell strangers on the board!?

 

[jubei]

Luckily never happened to me.

 

[GodOfThunder]

You don't regret sex with ANYONE? Thats good for you bro. I guess I'm the only one.

 

[Gymgurl]

I think most of us have done someone that we regret in one way or another!

 

[SoKlueles]

I have regretted having sex with people....and i was upright sober....sigh...bad choices.

 

[fsupat70]

fat women need love too, the good thing about fat women is you dont need to get them drunk to get down their pants all you need is a couple of twinkies and your set.

 

[GodOfThunder]

LOL Twinkies are good. I wish there were twinkie flavored protien bars.

 

[SC4EVA]

How bad was she and what were the details of the evening

 

[Gymgurl]

fat women need love too, the good thing about fat women is you dont need to get them drunk to get down their pants all you need is a couple of twinkies and your set.

Yes...but you still need a bag over your head

 

[jubei]

My strategy lets me avoid these unfortunate situations. I just find the hottest, sweetest thing I can and be nice to her and then fuck her over and over. That way I don't have to worry about ditch pigs and the inevitable regret afterwords. Admittidly I have not slept with tons of women but I have had sex 1000's of times, and never regretted it.