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jnevin

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So I had this blind zit that was kind of brewing under my temple. Thought maybe I nipped it in the bud until I decided to romp with my boy this morning. Fuckface scratched me down my head nad made this innocent pimple into a volcanic boil the size of a swolen lymph gland. So I have this tumor with a scratch down it with a fucking white patch of clearasil on the side of my head. Cool. And my jeans just tore in my inner thigh. Not split, but they wear a little thin because my legs are THAT huge :rolleyes: . So I have that going for me, which is nice. I can't seem to find the contact that fell off of my eye a minute ago. It's here. I know it.

Oh, and I'm fat. Fuckers.
 
AAP said:
what is a "blind zit"?
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I dunno. LIke the ones that just kind of stay under your skin and never come to a head. You don't realize you have it until you go to scratch your head and it paralyzes you with a burning pain that makes you break out in a sweat.
 
jnevin said:
So I had this blind zit that was kind of brewing under my temple. Thought maybe I nipped it in the bud until I decided to romp with my boy this morning. Fuckface scratched me down my head...
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p3 or his equal?? :artist:
 
rnch said:
p3 or his equal?? :artist:
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My perfect handsome kiddo.

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hahah shitty day you look way more rediculous with the oxy pad on btw..

but I'm sure you clearly noticed that when looking at the pictures..
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
hahah shitty day you look way more rediculous with the oxy pad on btw..

but I'm sure you clearly noticed that when looking at the pictures..
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That's why I wiped it off. I'm not going to be in my office all day, so fuggit. I know about 74967.32 people are going to ask wtf happened.
 
jnevin said:
That's why I wiped it off. I'm not going to be in my office all day, so fuggit. I know about 74967.32 people are going to ask wtf happened.
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Just do like the head turn.. talk to everyone sorta sideways today, haha.
 
dab on some neosporum, be a man and tuff it out......LOLOLOL
 
Gymgurl said:
Don't mess with it....you will make it worse....
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I always make mine worse. I try to pop them and shit and they turn into bruises and get all nasty looking, then I pick at them forever.
 
I seem to get more pimples now that I'm older than I did going through puberty :worried:
At least I haven't had to revert back to diapers yet
 
jnevin said:
Pock marks?
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pork marks? Nope. I thought for sure that they would turn into nasty looking pork marks, but they dont..Generally after attempting to pick at them a few times and failing I leave em alone. I have one right now it has no actual head on it. It now is bruised under it. Lol
 
Angel said:
pork marks? Nope. I thought for sure that they would turn into nasty looking pork marks, but they dont..Generally after attempting to pick at them a few times and failing I leave em alone. I have one right now it has no actual head on it. It now is bruised under it. Lol
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That's what this one is. I was and am leaving it alone, but Hannibal went and pwned my ass this morning. It still has a pulse.
 
HOly freakin lol. I'm tryin not to giggle, I dont want to attract the attention of my fuckface office mat.
 
jnevin said:
That's what this one is. I was and am leaving it alone, but Hannibal went and pwned my ass this morning. It still has a pulse.
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It is going to get all scabby now and stuff.....Maybe now it will come to a head soon.
 
jestro said:
HOly freakin lol. I'm tryin not to giggle, I dont want to attract the attention of my fuckface office mat.
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It's pretty sweet. Like toilet paper on my shoe sweet.
 
jerkbox said:
you could always put pepper in it
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Who the hell cut themself and thought it would be a good idea to grab the pepper mill and fill that bad boy up? Is fresh cracked pepper more effective than that shaker crap? Is the three peppercorn blend really the best way to go? I need answers before I go this route.
 
I would steal the fuck out of your dog after you passed out from poppers.

I like dobies. My partner has one. She loves to lay back and have you rub her titties.
 
AAP said:
I would steal the fuck out of your dog after you passed out from poppers.

I like dobies. My partner has one. She loves to lay back and have you rub her titties.
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He loves it too. There's one I'm thinking about rescuing soon. I just need to get a higher fence on one side of my yard.

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We wrestle in bed a lot. The dobie. Well... my partner too but that isn't what this post is about.

If I pin her down and do raspberries on her tummy she goes insane. She will roll over and pout. Like "hey, you cheating"
 
AAP said:
We wrestle in bed a lot. The dobie. Well... my partner too but that isn't what this post is about.

If I pin her down and do raspberries on her tummy she goes insane. She will roll over and pout. Like "hey, you cheating"
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He likes to romp too. I have scars and scratches all over me from it. He's really big for the breed. 30" at his shoulders and 108 lbs. I want to get him a sister.
 
poke a hole in it and put toothpaste.

then dont touch it, but whipe off toothpaste and reapply every hour.

each time you reapply put scalding wate r(hottest from faucet) onto a wash cloth and hold and press till it goes cold, (to help bring it to a head),

then pick the shitty yellow stuff off, and put more toothpaste.

thats how u dran it
 
SublimeZM said:
poke a hole in it and put toothpaste.

then dont touch it, but whipe off toothpaste and reapply every hour.

each time you reapply put scalding wate r(hottest from faucet) onto a wash cloth and hold and press till it goes cold, (to help bring it to a head),

then pick the shitty yellow stuff off, and put more toothpaste.

thats how u dran it
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What the hell? You serious?
 
SublimeZM said:
poke a hole in it and put toothpaste.

then dont touch it, but whipe off toothpaste and reapply every hour.

each time you reapply put scalding wate r(hottest from faucet) onto a wash cloth and hold and press till it goes cold, (to help bring it to a head),

then pick the shitty yellow stuff off, and put more toothpaste.

thats how u dran it
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Fucking nasty dood.
 
My partner's dobie loves me way more than she loves him. And it makes him furious at times. He calls her my "second shadow" because no matter where I go, she is right there behind me. In the office, she is laying under the desk at my feet. If I go to poop, she sits outside the door and waits.

I will do things that piss him off about it too. I will call over there and leave a voice mail just for her and never mention him.

Once we went to the airport to pick him up after he had been away for 9 days and I made him ride in the back so she wouldn't have to give up her front seat.

I only made that little mistake once.
 
SublimeZM said:
poke a hole in it and put toothpaste.

then dont touch it, but whipe off toothpaste and reapply every hour.

each time you reapply put scalding wate r(hottest from faucet) onto a wash cloth and hold and press till it goes cold, (to help bring it to a head),

then pick the shitty yellow stuff off, and put more toothpaste.

thats how u dran it
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u made that shit up on the fly
 
jnevin said:
Patsfan, regarding your k message, there's no way in hell I could do that. Thafuck?
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I'm a very rich man. I'm also very eccentric. I tend to make overly grotesque offers like that.
 
jnevin said:
So I had this blind zit that was kind of brewing under my temple. Thought maybe I nipped it in the bud until I decided to romp with my boy this morning. Fuckface scratched me down my head nad made this innocent pimple into a volcanic boil the size of a swolen lymph gland. So I have this tumor with a scratch down it with a fucking white patch of clearasil on the side of my head. Cool. And my jeans just tore in my inner thigh. Not split, but they wear a little thin because my legs are THAT huge :rolleyes: . So I have that going for me, which is nice. I can't seem to find the contact that fell off of my eye a minute ago. It's here. I know it.

Oh, and I'm fat. Fuckers.
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Clearasil should dry that out... Or toothpaste.. Oh and go buy some new jeans...

Fat? Er.... no.... :)
 
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