Holy shit that bitch was CRAZY

[JayC9]

That could work. Buy a prosthetic wang, put it over your millimeter peter, and go to town one last time. Just have it fall off inside her and run out of the room screaming that you have leprosy.

Advantage: Nathan

lol, Throw some money on the bed and say 'keep the tip'.

 

[seizer]

That could work. Buy a prosthetic wang, put it over your millimeter peter, and go to town one last time. Just have it fall off inside her and run out of the room screaming that you have leprosy.

Advantage: Nathan

lmfao, that's gold

 

[Lao Tzu]

Hook me up with the woman that smells like Indian food.

 

[swolenole]

bro tell her her snatch smells like a third world fish market..she's fat..can't phuck....and the only reason you hit it in the first place was to screw one of her friends or her sister.....then she will leave you alone.

 

[gotmilk]

You should do naughty things to her with your tongue...for hours.

Then see how many times she can call you in one day

 

[samoth]

lol @ this whole thread.

Every Nathan thread is classic.

 

[redguru]

I like digimon's idea of wiping hershey hwy off on the curtains. That should always work.

 

[velvett]

FINE. I hate you guys.

I still love you.
But I think not too long ago it would have been illegal for me to do so.

 

[TheProject]

Nathan has a messaging service?

 

[bran987]

That could work. Buy a prosthetic wang, put it over your millimeter peter, and go to town one last time. Just have it fall off inside her and run out of the room screaming that you have leprosy.

Advantage: Nathan

LOrFALAMO! FROLAMO!!!!!!