Holy Shit! I found the weirdest site ever!!!

[Puc]

do not deep throat a dolphin!!!!!!!

You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

 

[Haz]

I always knew dolphins were friendly and liked people, but I didn't know they were THAT friendly. Damn.

 

[KA-BAR]

Dolphins are not fish

God I would hate to see what a whale Peter would look like.

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

wow, he has no life. all he does is fuck dolphins.

Ross