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Holy Shit! I found the weirdest site ever!!!

32 views and no one has any comment on having sex with DOLPHINS?!?!! Maybe everyone is into that and I am the freak.
 
Starfish is too cool to e-mail me back :(

Oh and dont forget: do not have anal sex with dolphins because they can shoot up to 14 feet!!!
 
TO FIND THAT SITE, YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SITE THAT DEALS WITH MATING WITH DOLPHINS. IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS GRASSHOPPER!!!


KAYNE
 
BigRedCat said:
32 views and no one has any comment on having sex with DOLPHINS?!?!! Maybe everyone is into that and I am the freak.

i dont know about everyone else, but just the name of the webpage makes me not want to even look
 
Personally I think Aliens are some sort of Dolphin related creatures. Think about it- they are also grey, use a sonor like way of communicating and have are really smart- just like Dolphins. Well that is another story....still dont want to have sex with them, even if they do. Now when you see flipper you will think about some guy gettin it on with a dolphin. You are forever jaded. hehe.
 
Actually, that page comes up all the time on chat boards. Its like the 4th time I've seen someone mention it. It sounds legit, and is probably common practice amonst oceanographers, and marine biologists.
 
Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?

A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly excited, but you are, you can invite them with this way...

Male and Female dolphins can be invited by rolling them on their sides, again, but instead of going straight to the genital slit, rub along their bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a while, over the genital slit. If they are responsive, they will show the signs of excitement as described earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway. And more special.


what kind of person knows this info?
 
The author has a dolphin mate/girlfriend. He has sex with her regularly. He actually talks about going to coves/bays and picking-up dolpins. Wow.
 
do not deep throat a dolphin!!!!!!!

You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
 
I always knew dolphins were friendly and liked people, but I didn't know they were THAT friendly. Damn.
 
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