Holy fuck what a bad night

[theoak01]

went to a party for my buddies parents anniversary,got all drunk,and came home with my ex,we fucked(I know Im a fucking idiot) and apparently my parents came home sometime in the middle and knew what was going on.

anyway she left and I go to get some food and my god damn mother comes downstairs yelling at me about it not being fair how I play with her emotions blah blah(meanwhile the ex wants it) I dont thinks its her fucking business who Im with .

I almost got the boot but left last night before I did anything stupid.

would you guys say Im wrong for telling them it isnt their fucking business what I do? Im 20 for fuck sakes.


I tell ya this house will be the death of me

 

[chewyxrage]

wow your mom is giving you advice on your sex life? that would be a line that was crossed in my book

 

[EnderJE]

wow your mom is giving you advice on your sex life? that would be a line that was crossed in my book

Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing...

"Mom, what should I do?"

"BAREBACK, BABY!"

Just sends chills down my spine...

 

[theoak01]

ya thats what I think,Im a adult,Im responsible and can make my own decisions

I am gonna find it pretty hard to live here from now on

 

[jh1]

LOL get your own fucking place, then you can do whatever the fuck you want...

She can say whatever she wants in her house...


(why do you keep calling her your ex? LMAO - she is fucking your one buddy that kissed her, and the entire city, including you - that's the only difference between now and when you called her your gf)

 

[theoak01]

shes my ex because its over,so is this whole fucking escapade,its nothing but trouble

as for my own place,Im in college and can barely pay my few bills here let alone my own place

 

[EnderJE]

LOL get your own fucking place, then you can do whatever the fuck you want...

She can say whatever she wants in her house...


(why do you keep calling her your ex? LMAO - she is fucking your one buddy that kissed her, and the entire city, including you - that's the only difference between now and when you called her your gf)

That and she charges now.

 

[jh1]

shes my ex because its over,so is this whole fucking escapade,its nothing but trouble

as for my own place,Im in college and can barely pay my few bills here let alone my own place

I understand that you prob can't afford your own place, but as long as you can't - you'll have to appreciate what you are given and put up with your mother - just as she is williningly putting up with you.

You are fucking some girl in her house and she has to listen to it....

LOL...

Did you kiss your ex last night?

 

[theoak01]

kissing no,fucking yes.

and I do understand I fucked someone in their house their rules,but I dont need advice on my sex life or relationships,thats my beef

 

[chewyxrage]

kissing no,fucking yes.

and I do understand I fucked someone in their house their rules,but I dont need advice on my sex life or relationships,thats my beef

whoa wait, you fucked her but you didn't kiss her? talk about used and abused lol

 

[theoak01]

we both made it very clear its fucking,nothing more,she comes we fuck,she leaves

but thats over and done with as its caused me some problems and almost got me homeless

 

[SoreArms]

I fucked in just about every single spot in my parents house, but I never did it while they were there or even if they were out for the night. I only brought chicks over when they were gone for days, other wise it was either their place, a friends place or some dark spot where you can fuck in the car. Either one of you have a car?

 

[chewyxrage]

I fucked in just about every single spot in my parents house, but I never did it while they were there or even if they were out for the night. I only brought chicks over when they were gone for days, other wise it was either their place, a friends place or some dark spot where you can fuck in the car. Either one of you have a car?

fucking in a car is the worst news ever. only one position works...her on top....I guess being 6'3 doesn't help things but it was always awkward as fuck....I would rather fuck outside on a blanket or something

 

[Sub-Zero]

we both made it very clear its fucking,nothing more,she comes we fuck,she leaves

but thats over and done with as its caused me some problems and almost got me homeless

rofl its like a prostitute.


they dont kiss because thats all they have left in terms of saving themselves for intimacy.


its funnier that your making it clear that its fucking, nothing more, cause for most people fucking is a huge step above kissing. "it was just a kiss nothing more, its not like we fucked or anything"

 

[theoak01]

we have done the car thing before,but I had to have my feet out the fucking window,unless we did the her on top, and my parents werent suppose to be home till after she left but they got home early,and believe me it isnt the fucking part that bothered them,my mom thinks im playing games with my ex and using her as a fuck while giving her hope,but she has no fucking clue

 

[DIVISION]

"Mom, what should I do?"

"BAREBACK, BABY!"

Just sends chills down my spine...

That is fucking SCARYYYYYYY!

@Oaktown, before this gets too weird, I think you need to stop bringing girls home in the first place. Make it a rule that it's either their place or none.....you need your own fucking apartment as that would solve this problem entirely. Get a job and live in the ghetto apartments near campus if that's what you gotta do, nugga. Having independence is worth it......trust me!!!!!


Hope this helps.



DIV

 

[EnderJE]

fucking in a car is the worst news ever. only one position works...her on top....I guess being 6'3 doesn't help things but it was always awkward as fuck....I would rather fuck outside on a blanket or something

works great in a pickup in the back...that is, until the cops come by...$150 fine...

 

[big_bad_buff]

should have pulled down your pants and chased your mom around the kitchen with your hard on yelling BOOGA!!!BOOGA!!!

 

[theoak01]

That is fucking SCARYYYYYYY!

@Oaktown, before this gets too weird, I think you need to stop bringing girls home in the first place. Make it a rule that it's either their place or none.....you need your own fucking apartment as that would solve this problem entirely. Get a job and live in the ghetto apartments near campus if that's what you gotta do, nugga. Having independence is worth it......trust me!!!!!


Hope this helps.



DIV

I dont want to live in poverty man,I need to eat and such

 

[DIVISION]

I dont want to live in poverty man,I need to eat and such

Well, you can't keep bringing bitches home to home, because you'll get that same reaction -or- WORSE!

Can't you live in the dorms on campus?

Surely those are cheaper than an apartment.



DIV

 

[theoak01]

my college is community college and a satellite campus so we dont have any of that set up here,the univsersity does but not the college.

and I usually dont bring girls home,I goto their place,she was just suppose to drive me home,no sex because I didnt want it,but somehow I believe I was persueded(not hard)

 

[DIVISION]

my college is community college and a satellite campus so we dont have any of that set up here,the univsersity does but not the college.

and I usually dont bring girls home,I goto their place,she was just suppose to drive me home,no sex because I didnt want it,but somehow I believe I was persueded(not hard)

Oaktown......you know where things stand, so make decisions accordingly and don't let your dick think for you. Trust me, it's better to be in control of your dick.......otherwise it will lead you in to some seriously compromising situations.


DIV

 

[EnderJE]

should have pulled down your pants and chased your mom around the kitchen with your hard on yelling BOOGA!!!BOOGA!!!

and then post up the results...

 

[theoak01]

Oaktown......you know where things stand, so make decisions accordingly and don't let your dick think for you. Trust me, it's better to be in control of your dick.......otherwise it will lead you in to some seriously compromising situations.


DIV

it sure has man,Im trying to build a relationship with another girl whos got feelings for me,but her ex also,and I feel guilty I fucked my ex today.

thanks for the advice man,Im def gonna start looking for a job so I can get the hell out of this house

Ender/Bigbadbuff- no that is sick shit

 

[jh1]

should have pulled down your pants and chased your mom around the kitchen with your hard on yelling BOOGA!!!BOOGA!!!

@ booga booga