Holy cow I laughed at this woman's grammar faux pas...

[heatherrae]

I'm looking for stuff for the baby's room and reading online reviews. This ladies review, in part said:

The directions are unclear like with most (if not all) self-assemble furniture so there was no surprise there. It took me about an hour to an hour and fifteen minutes to put it all together by myself and I am 33 weeks pregnant, thanks to my husband's power drill.


That had to hurt!

 

[Nathan]

It's not the most efficient way to get the job done but in a pinch it might do the trick.

 

[heatherrae]

It's not the most efficient way to get the job done but in a pinch it might do the trick.

That is one hell of an attachment he has for the drill...lol.

 

[nimbus]

hm, i usually use a needle to poke holes in my condoms - but to each his own

 

[Nathan]

That is one hell of an attachment he has for the drill...lol.

I just figured he blew his load on a regular drill bit, shoved that bad boy up in her cooter, yada yada, and then she healed up alright before the baby was born.

 

[the_clockwork]

I love getting girls pregnant

 

[heatherrae]

I just figured he blew his load on a regular drill bit, shoved that bad boy up in her cooter, yada yada, and then she healed up alright before the baby was born.

lots of superflous action in that scenario, but yeah.

 

[heatherrae]

I love getting girls pregnant

Me too!

 

[Nathan]

lots of superflous action in that scenario, but yeah.

Take that back. There is nothing superfluous about the way I make love to a woman. Or a common household appliance, for that matter.

 

[heatherrae]

Take that back. There is nothing superfluous about the way I make love to a woman. Or a common household appliance, for that matter.

Okay, I take it back, you kinky fella.

 

[Jon79]

fuggin pregnant girl humor.....gosh.......

 

[heatherrae]

fuggin pregnant girl humor.....gosh.......

tough crowd.

 

[Jon79]

tough crowd.

im such a whore

 

[the_clockwork]

I have to work all night tonight b/c I didn't get much done today.. fuck!

 

[stilleto]

I'm looking for stuff for the baby's room and reading online reviews. This ladies review, in part said:

The directions are unclear like with most (if not all) self-assemble furniture so there was no surprise there. It took me about an hour to an hour and fifteen minutes to put it all together by myself and I am 33 weeks pregnant, thanks to my husband's power drill.


That had to hurt!

LOL
i have a whole book on how to not make errors like that dangling participle.


i do have a funny typo that i know of though.
the woman that shares my office space runs the database for our mailing list. every friday, our mailing house sends her a count of how many catalogs and such she has sent out.
a few weeks ago, the email read:

"Weekly Cunt"

 

[jerkbox]

i once read on someone's resume

"I am incredibly quality conscience"

a QA person at that....

 

[heatherrae]

LOL
i have a whole book on how to not make errors like that dangling participle.


i do have a funny typo that i know of though.
the woman that shares my office space runs the database for our mailing list. every friday, our mailing house sends her a count of how many catalogs and such she has sent out.
a few weeks ago, the email read:

"Weekly Cunt"

LOL...I was proofreading a will once when I was still in law school and working for a firm.

The will said that someone was to inherit the "grandfather cock." I thought I was going to die laughing. I circled the error and gave it back to the secretary that said "grandma is going to be PISSED!"

 

[calveless wonder]

I have to work all night tonight b/c I didn't get much done today.. fuck!

you were too busy tasting the rainbow

 

[heatherrae]

you were too busy tasting the rainbow

Pick3 does that every day, and he gets his work done.