Hiding HGH in the fridge... lol.

[hghbuyer]

I know it seems really funny, but this is a serious question. My girlfriend isn't the biggest fan of needles and vials of drugs, and it would be an inconvenience to dump her so I can continue this cycle. I really like her.

I can't be the first to have hidden HGH in the fridge. How'd you do it?

 

[dusteefartz]

Be a man.

 

[semper03]

Grow a set of balls and put her in her place.

 

[Idobehigh]

Well I agree be a man and tell her you need it if that doesn't work buy her most hated food every female has some and empty the inside out and stick it in the fridge she will never open it and if she does break up with her caz she would be a liar saying she hates that food type but yet she was about to eat it

 

[buddhabuilder]

How old are you, and how do you plan on using the HGH?

 

[Jbranken]

Purchase printer-friendly sticky labels and re-label the vials "Super-Duper Cock Length/Girth Enhancer". Tell her its not just for you, it's for her pleasure. If she's a skanky size queen like the girls I know, she'll let you shoot it up all day long.

 

[dusteefartz]

Purchase printer-friendly sticky labels and re-label the vials "Super-Duper Cock Length/Girth Enhancer". Tell her its not just for you, it's for her pleasure. If she's a skanky size queen like the girls I know, she'll let you shoot it up all day long.

lolololololol

 

[wootoom]

Put it in the freezer

 

[El Hefe]

Purchase printer-friendly sticky labels and re-label the vials "Super-Duper Cock Length/Girth Enhancer". Tell her its not just for you, it's for her pleasure. If she's a skanky size queen like the girls I know, she'll let you shoot it up all day long.

LOL. That's awesome!

Until one of your buddies drinks it.

 

[dusteefartz]

Put it in the freezer

^^this^^
LMAO!

 

[Jbranken]

1. Get a mini fridge for your garage or man cave and hide it in a 12 pack.

Or

2. Mail it to me

 

[ALIN]

I know it seems really funny, but this is a serious question. My girlfriend isn't the biggest fan of needles and vials of drugs, and it would be an inconvenience to dump her so I can continue this cycle. I really like her.

I can't be the first to have hidden HGH in the fridge. How'd you do it?

Whens shes gone,,,pull the drawers out of the fridge. A lot of the time there are small ledges or areas in the back
you can stash it unnoticed. Be creative.

 

[bonacris]

I use an egg carton.. I covered my hcg with the shell of a used egg and place in the carton just make sure you never run out of eggs and it will go unnoticed

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[hghbuyer]

I use an egg carton.. I covered my hcg with the shell of a used egg and place in the carton just make sure you never run out of eggs and it will go unnoticed

That's what I'm talkin' about! Excellent idea, since I usually have sixty eggs in the fridge at any given time.

Some funny fuckers on this forum.

 

[bonacris]

Pin both ends of the egg and you can blow it out.. then you can crack it to the exact size of the vial.. its tricky but its fun.. felt like a secret agent when it worked perfectly

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[ALIN]

1. Get a mini fridge for your garage or man cave and hide it in a 12 pack.

Or

2. Mail it to me

The mini fridge is a great idea if you have a spot for it.

 

[goin on 4T]

I shoved all me GH stuff in an empty 1 lb butter box. But the other day when coming out of the bathroom my daughter asked what I was doing in the bathroom with the butter!
LMAO
I told her I needed something cold for my forehead because it hurt.
I am going to buy a small fridge for my bedroom.

 

[bengeten]

I told My ex girlfriend i was sick it was Pharmaceutical stuff no looked legit but like i sad Ex girlfriend and Maybe if i didint lie and man Up we stil be a thing Think about it 8======D ~ [{}]


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[stevesmi]

if your gf doesn't trust you enough to know why you take this stuff then she isn't the right person for you anyway and/or you haven't displayed to her you know what you are doing which is your own fault.

girls know on the first date i juice just by looking at me and they typically will ask what i'm on. but they don't care cause i make it known i know what i'm doing. thats the key right there. if you are a bumbling clumsy fool then of course they are gonna have a problem with it, or if you are a felon or a hothead... they should know that every advanced athlete takes some sort of performance enhancing hormone unless you are dating girls that don't have any fitness sense. this redhead i dated was a former olympic gymnast and right off the bat at dinner told me "i don't care if you take steroids just as long as you do it responsibly." girls aren't as dumb as guys think when it comes to this shit.. they know what is up.

if they want a muscular guy thats something they will have to accept otherwise they can go find one of those skinny guys at the sushi bar or tennis court.

the problem is too many buffoons juice which gives a false representation of what juicers are like. most of us are genuine nice guys. i've never in my life even raised my voice or touched a gf. however if you are POS who abuses women then you are giving juicers a bad name, somehow thats the sort of stereotype that gets thrown around and it has some sort of basis thanks to idiots (see that wrestler guy who killed his whole family)

 

[notjake11]

if your gf doesn't trust you enough to know why you take this stuff then she isn't the right person for you anyway and/or you haven't displayed to her you know what you are doing which is your own fault.

girls know on the first date i juice just by looking at me and they typically will ask what i'm on. but they don't care cause i make it known i know what i'm doing. thats the key right there. if you are a bumbling clumsy fool then of course they are gonna have a problem with it.. they should know that every advanced athlete takes some sort of performance enhancing hormone unless you are dating girls that don't have any fitness sense. if they want a muscular guy thats something they will have to accept otherwise they can go find one of those skinny guys at the sushi bar or tennis court.

I was with you until you started dissing on the sushi bar . . .

I love me some sushi and not all guys at the sushi bar are skinny. Perfect source of protein with some nice EFAs . . . and I look fantastic next to all the skinny fuckers you are talking about.

 

[stevesmi]

I was with you until you started dissing on the sushi bar . . .

I love me some sushi and not all guys at the sushi bar are skinny. Perfect source of protein with some nice EFAs . . . and I look fantastic next to all the skinny fuckers you are talking about.

haha yeah its a stereotype. i've seen a lot of big dudes there and some fatties too. i honestly never ate the stuff in my life, but i notice all the celebs that are always eating sushi are skinny as hell. not sure why, maybe from all that soy?

 

[goin on 4T]

They put tons on sugar in the white rice.

 

[stevesmi]

^^^ yeah i feel like if you took out the ingredients and made it yourself from scratch without all that oil, sugar, and soy that gets added it would be far healthier.

i have bought seaweed and snacked on the stuff.. great source of iodine..

 

[notjake11]

Steve - There is a bit of a correlation. Most lifters tend to be more meat and potatoes types and sushi doesn't exactly fit into that mindset but I think they are missing out. I always recommend that people avoid the rolls or sauces because they are often much less healthy but true sushi (nigiri or sashimi) is fantastic and healthy.

Going - When I moved here i made a point of finding out which places use true sushi rice (using vinegar) and which use sugar. I go to the former. Usually they are a bit pricier but well worth it.

 

[goin on 4T]

There are lifters which are mass guys and then there are body builders. The lifters eat cow meat but bber's eat health most eat eggs fish and chicken and very little beef.
I used to be an overweight lifter until I realized it was crap. Now I try to stay lean and healthy.

 

[ALIN]

haha yeah its a stereotype. i've seen a lot of big dudes there and some fatties too. i honestly never ate the stuff in my life, but i notice all the celebs that are always eating sushi are skinny as hell. not sure why, maybe from all that soy?

I have tried susuhi but just cant keep it down.

 

[goin on 4T]

Try basics and move out from there. Cucumber roll, tempura shrimp roll, California roll. For sashimi try salmon, shrimp and yellow tail.
Also have them BBQ up a Hama Kama (yellow tail) or Hama salmon. It's the jaw of the fish. Really flavorful.

 

[Arabian]

Try basics and move out from there. Cucumber roll, tempura shrimp roll, California roll. For sashimi try salmon, shrimp and yellow tail.
Also have them BBQ up a Hama Kama (yellow tail) or Hama salmon. It's the jaw of the fish. Really flavorful.

I love Sushi, and Alin try the California roll its great.

 

[goin on 4T]

What's up brother? How are you doing?

 

[Jbranken]

Try basics and move out from there. Cucumber roll, tempura shrimp roll, California roll. For sashimi try salmon, shrimp and yellow tail.
Also have them BBQ up a Hama Kama (yellow tail) or Hama salmon. It's the jaw of the fish. Really flavorful.

Yea definitely start simple and branch from there. My first roll was a deep fried Philly and ever since then I've absolutely loved sushi and ate all types. I never thought I could actually like the stuff..

 

[NegroPops]

FYI.. the "white rice" that you speak of is called sushi, the raw fish goes by the name sashimi. And there is not a ton of sugar mixed in with it, approximately 1 table spoon for every uncooked cup. You could also substitute brown rice if you chose to make it at home. I used to bartend back in my younger days at an upend martini sushi bar.

A smoke salmon roll or spicy tuna roll are great things to have for a post workout meal! 2 spicy tuna rolls comes out to around 600 calories, 35 grams protein, 80 grams of carbs, and 12 grams of fat.

 

[notjake11]

FYI.. the "white rice" that you speak of is called sushi, the raw fish goes by the name sashimi. And there is not a ton of sugar mixed in with it, approximately 1 table spoon for every uncooked cup. You could also substitute brown rice if you chose to make it at home. I used to bartend back in my younger days at an upend martini sushi bar.

A smoke salmon roll or spicy tuna roll are great things to have for a post workout meal! 2 spicy tuna rolls comes out to around 600 calories, 35 grams protein, 80 grams of carbs, and 12 grams of fat.

Not all sushi bars add sugar. Traditionally sushi rice is vinegar based.

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[hghbuyer]

if your gf doesn't trust you enough to know why you take this stuff then she isn't the right person for you anyway and/or you haven't displayed to her you know what you are doing which is your own fault.

girls know on the first date i juice just by looking at me and they typically will ask what i'm on. but they don't care cause i make it known i know what i'm doing. thats the key right there. if you are a bumbling clumsy fool then of course they are gonna have a problem with it, or if you are a felon or a hothead... they should know that every advanced athlete takes some sort of performance enhancing hormone unless you are dating girls that don't have any fitness sense. this redhead i dated was a former olympic gymnast and right off the bat at dinner told me "i don't care if you take steroids just as long as you do it responsibly." girls aren't as dumb as guys think when it comes to this shit.. they know what is up.

if they want a muscular guy thats something they will have to accept otherwise they can go find one of those skinny guys at the sushi bar or tennis court.

the problem is too many buffoons juice which gives a false representation of what juicers are like. most of us are genuine nice guys. i've never in my life even raised my voice or touched a gf. however if you are POS who abuses women then you are giving juicers a bad name, somehow thats the sort of stereotype that gets thrown around and it has some sort of basis thanks to idiots (see that wrestler guy who killed his whole family)

This thread is now about sushi.

Hey, you're pretty fuckin' perceptive, because I used to be one of those skinny dudes at the sushi bar! I was a marathoner/ultra runner and I've been to Tokyo twice, primarily for the cuisine, so it's kinda funny that you took the thread there.

I'm none of those awful things that you described (abuser of women, juicing buffoon), but there is an understandable reason that performance enhancing drugs are kinda taboo in this house; my gf and I are both recovering addicts with years clean. Ex heroin addicts, specifically. So needles and self-medication are kind of a no-no. So there's that.

Jesus, I'm anticipating much hate for having used such a destructive drug. Take it easy on me guys...

 

[bonacris]

Dude your recovering and your clean so fair fucking play to you.. o don't think your going to get any stick.. its in the past and we all fuck up every now and again

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[Potent]

Hey to answer the original OP question. Lie and tell her it's prescription.