hi friends

[KillahBee]

fuck you

things went well with that chick i was hollerin to you all about. pretty fucking good sex, amazing chemistry. lots of anger and aggression. good times.

also, i kinda dig her vibe, so i'm gonna check it out a little more. only problem is that she's a whore (NOTE: i do not use "whore" as an insult. it simply means she is quite fond of allowing peni into her baby maker.) and you never date the class whore. then again, i qualify as a whore. and i don't really think i'm capable of attracting non-whores, at least not attractive and sexually liberated ones.

good stuff, kb. good stuff.

"i love it when she licks her lips see me jockin put a little twist in them hips cause i'm watchin"

 

[Melaina]

Is this the girl who's number you wanted from your friends or the girl you met in person and online?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Is this the one you wanted to work into the heard?

 

[Melaina]

Or the one you dreamt about last night?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Or the one you dreamt about last night?

Killabee is just like lartinos pretty boy all talk cant close shit.

 

[KillahBee]

the one shrimp attempted to consult me on (lmfao at that concept), not the number from a friend girl.

 

[KillahBee]

Killabee is just like lartinos pretty boy all talk cant close shit.

except i'm not even pretty

woe is me

 

[Melaina]

Is she visiting or just moving to your area?

 

[KillahBee]

Is she visiting or just moving to your area?

she moved here recently. not too close (2 hours or so), but close enough. funny thing is that i'm moving to her area for the next month (for work) and i just found out she's going to be working about 5 feet from me for 2 weeks out of that month.

 

[ortiz34]

nice
where's she from or livin?

 

[Melaina]

Ortiz is going to steal your girl LOL

 

[KillahBee]

from cali, livin in jersey, moving to the city.

ortiz is welcome to any of my girls any time he likes.

 

[ortiz34]

happily married















most of the time

 

[Mr. dB]

From the thread title I don't know if I'm qualified to reply here, but "hi" anyway.

 

[KillahBee]

From the thread title I don't know if I'm qualified to reply here, but "hi" anyway.

always welcome, elderbro

 

[Smurfy]

except i'm not even pretty

woe is me

i was just gonna say that

lol @ pretty boy

 

[nimbus]

mods, plz change thread title to "suck it, shrimp poboy"

 

[jackangel]

conversations on the phone till the break of dawn

 

[KillahBee]

i was just gonna say that

lol @ pretty boy

 

[rnch]

except i'm not even pretty

woe is me

quoting the poet and bard from texas, willie nelson in his song lyrics "all the gals (guys) get prettier at closing time"..

 

[jnevin]

except i'm not even pretty

woe is me

Yeah I have to agree with this.

 

[KillahBee]

Yeah I have to agree with this.

fuck dudes, i'm just kidding. fuck.

 

[binö]

Yeah I have to agree with this.

co-sign
and did the dude use third person?
i think he did what a faggot

 

[CajunSaint]

hello friend

 

[Melaina]

Did you wear protection?

 

[KillahBee]

Did you wear protection?

shit no

 

[rnch]

shit no

dood!!

 

[Melaina]

STD Pictures and Photos

 

[Smurfy]

Did you wear protection?

lol

 

[KillahBee]

lol

obviously this chick's a n00b

when we woke up sunday morning, she said "do you remember last night when I asked you to get a condom and you just said 'NOPE!!'?"

i'm awesome

 

[chris302001]

lolol

 

[Melaina]

Yeah you know what's even more awesome? A baby crying for hours on end for no apparent reason except for their parents suck at sex and they are paying for it

 

[billfred]

Yeah you know what's even more awesome? A baby crying for hours on end for no apparent reason except for their parents suck at sex and they are paying for it

lol - this is going to be fun to watch.

 

[KillahBee]

Yeah you know what's even more awesome? A baby crying for hours on end for no apparent reason except for their parents suck at sex and they are paying for it

you know what's even awesomer? my hard unsheathed dick inside a warm semi-tight vagina followed by a fantastic shot all over her tan stomach.

 

[billfred]

you know what's even awesomer? my hard unsheathed dick inside a warm semi-tight vagina followed by a fantastic shot all over her tan stomach.

pics or stfu

 

[Melaina]

semi-tight because she's a whore?

LOL

 

[rnch]

you know what's even awesomer? my hard unsheathed dick inside a warm semi-tight vagina followed by a fantastic shot all over her tan stomach.

LOL @ "semi-tight"..

 

[KillahBee]

semi-tight because she's a whore?

LOL

have yet to meet a woman who isn't

 

[Melaina]

Present company there buddy.....

But in NYC/NJ.... I'd have to say hoe... uh, I mean... no.

 

[BBR100]

have yet to meet a woman who isn't

Seeing as your family is "traditional Italian" surely you can think of one?

 

[KillahBee]

Seeing as your family is "traditional Italian" surely you can think of one?

family don't count.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Present company there buddy.....

But in NYC/NJ.... I'd have to say hoe... uh, I mean... no.

ladida another latinos type fishtale I'll say it again pics or stfu.All these bigmouth supposed lady killers need to show me some proof.

 

[KillahBee]

ladida another latinos type fishtale I'll say it again pics or stfu.All these bigmouth supposed lady killers need to show me some proof.

lol at you mattering

 

[shrimp poboy]

lol at you mattering

I'm just trying to help out a fellow bigmouth

 

[KillahBee]

I'm just trying to help out a fellow bigmouth

droppin fuckin loads!!!!!

 

[Melaina]

If you're from Staten Island then forgettaboutit

 

[jnevin]

Yeah you know what's even more awesome? A baby crying for hours on end for no apparent reason except for their parents suck at sex and they are paying for it

Nothing a staircase and a pile of wire coat hangers can't fix.

 

[Melaina]

You only need one coat hanger if you're good. But let's not be barbaric, go to planned parenthood. SAFETY FIRST.

 

[binö]

dating the town whore, can be controversial.
esp for a traditional italian family...

 

[BlueBird]

I've taken the liberty of charting your ho frequency for you. GEO will be transmitting.

 

[-SD-]

You only need one coat hanger if you're good. But let's not be barbaric, go to planned parenthood. SAFETY FIRST.

melanoma will fit in just fine with us.

 

[KillahBee]

sex ain't worth it with a rubber

 

[pdaddyII]

condoms are for sailors!

 

[Mr. dB]

sex ain't worth it with a rubber

condoms are for sailors!

Babies are forever. So is herpes.

 

[Melaina]

melanoma will fit in just fine with us.

I am so going to neg-K you again

 

[KillahBee]

condoms are for sailors!

that's what i say, bro. i'm not kidding, i won't have sex with a condom unless the chick is just outta control hot and i'm about to bust at the seams. i'd rather go poonless.

pretty much every girl i sleep with is on the pill (verified, too, those wiley whores). sure, i slip every now and then and let the hormones take over my logical mind. but shit, dudes, vagina is very fun.

 

[pdaddyII]

that's what i say, bro. i'm not kidding, i won't have sex with a condom unless the chick is just outta control hot and i'm about to bust at the seams. i'd rather go poonless.

pretty much every girl i sleep with is on the pill (verified, too, those wiley whores). sure, i slip every now and then and let the hormones take over my logical mind. but shit, dudes, vagina is very fun.

If you're nailing a super hot chicken head and feel like you cannot hold out before her, stop, pull out and tell her you really think it would be best to strap one on. This method will add on another 5-10min tops. I'm sure I'm just preaching to the choir though

 

[rnch]

If you're nailing a super hot chicken head and feel like you cannot hold out before her, stop, pull out and tell her you really think it would be best to strap one on. This method will add on another 5-10min tops. I'm sure I'm just preaching to the choir though

u r assuming KB would last that long? the egg timer next to his bed always looses.