hey why not huh? bathroom thread here ...do u read while on the throne or tunes?

[tiger88]

i read sometimes while on the shiter some times

usually just the back of soap bottles and instructions on personal products

i keep a golf digest near by too


some rich fuckers place i was at a built in speakers and a cd player in bathroom so he could listen to tunes while dropping the kids off at the pool



and you??

 

[Cut]

I don''t like to turn it into an event. In and out in 60 seconds.

 

[ZKaudio]

rob report is the best... glamorous dumps

 

[BonerBoy]

i read sometimes while on the shiter some times

usually just the back of soap bottles and instructions on personal products

i keep a golf digest near by too


some rich fuckers place i was at a built in speakers and a cd player in bathroom so he could listen to tunes while dropping the kids off at the pool



and you??

lol @ dropping the kids off

I like a read4ers digest myself

 

[breathinbleedout]

I like to workout my forearms when I am in the shitter.

 

[mrjoker5150]

I usually read magazines. I try to save catalogs I get in the mail. I can burn through them in under five minutes, so I get out quick too.

I have a cd player in the bathroom to keep pace in the shower. I am done in four songs, max. One to shit, one to shave, one to shower, and one to do my hair. Twelve minutes, and I usually done.

 

[RADAR]

I stay extremely busy so thats the only time i can usually grab a few sections of Readers Digest.

RADAR

 

[travis200]

I usually read magazines when on the throne. Usually takes me a couple weeks to get through a magazine.

 

[Dial_tone]

I got a whole magazine rack in there.

 

[tiger88]

I usually read magazines. I try to save catalogs I get in the mail. I can burn through them in under five minutes, so I get out quick too.

I have a cd player in the bathroom to keep pace in the shower. I am done in four songs, max. One to shit, one to shave, one to shower, and one to do my hair. Twelve minutes, and I usually done.

damn dude


u gotta scedhule all ready and rearing to go bro


i like to put seated calf rasies once and a while too

 

[mrjoker5150]

damn dude


u gotta scedhule all ready and rearing to go bro


i like to put seated calf rasies once and a while too

Just trying to maximize the sleep time. I know exactly how long it takes, so I know how late I can oversleep.

 

[tiger88]

Just trying to maximize the sleep time. I know exactly how long it takes, so I know how late I can oversleep.

LOL i guess u are on a tight scedule

 

[canadianhitman]

I have to read...

 

[big4life]

Just don't talk on the phone while you are in there.

 

[tiger88]

Just don't talk on the phone while you are in there.

ya when i take a dump i breathe really fuckin heavy alot and sound kinda odd

 

[mrjoker5150]

Just don't talk on the phone while you are in there.

I am afraid to answer my cell phone while in there. Everytime I have ever answered the phone while in there, the person the other end can tell, from the echo.

"Hello.... yeah, I'm on the shitter.... no you don't have to call me back. I can talk."

 

[mdd]

talking on the phone is perfect while shitting. i hate talkin on the phone so its like killin 2 birds with one stone

btw i only talk to friends, not important people or business stuff or anything

 

[tiger88]

btw i only talk to friends, not important people or business stuff or anything

lol ok donald trump

 

[AAP]

I read.

My partner has a tv in the bathroom. I find that hard to believe. But he has it going when he shits and when he showers. Oh well to each their own.

 

[JBRO]

i dont read, i usually make little animals out of my dookies while they are still warm. ill leave them floating in the toilet and see if my girlfriend says anything or wonders how i crapped a duck shaped turd.

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

i'm reading a book right now when shit

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

A 3 MINUTE FUCKING SHOWER???????

You dirty stinking bastard.........

I usually read magazines. I try to save catalogs I get in the mail. I can burn through them in under five minutes, so I get out quick too.

I have a cd player in the bathroom to keep pace in the shower. I am done in four songs, max. One to shit, one to shave, one to shower, and one to do my hair. Twelve minutes, and I usually done.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i usually just read whatever i need to read for school, or if i'm reading something for pleasure.

 

[tiger88]

I read.

My partner has a tv in the bathroom. I find that hard to believe. But he has it going when he shits and when he showers. Oh well to each their own.

'



u homo

 

[Lumberg]

for some reason at home I usually dont' read. I've always been a quick shitter, I never understood people who take more than 5 min.

for some reason at work I like something to read. mayeb 1 time out of 20 someone's left a paper in there. sometimes I go through my wallet to pass the time. sometimes I take something in there.

there is a magazine rack right outside the men's bathroom but it's all IT shit. been thinking of throwing some different stuff in there and see if anyone notices

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

for some reason at home I usually dont' read. I've always been a quick shitter, I never understood people who take more than 5 min.

for some reason at work I like something to read. mayeb 1 time out of 20 someone's left a paper in there. sometimes I go through my wallet to pass the time. sometimes I take something in there.

there is a magazine rack right outside the men's bathroom but it's all IT shit. been thinking of throwing some different stuff in there and see if anyone notices

yeah most of the time i'm done fast as hell, but sometimes i feel like i need to relax and take my time. when i do that i need to read something.

 

[tiger88]

well i gold my shits and sometimes they are super fast


u ever taske a dump and u get lite headed?

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

well i gold my shits and sometimes they are super fast


u ever taske a dump and u get lite headed?

yeah man, sometimes when they feel like they're coming out sideways i wake up 30 min later and realize i passed out.

 

[Lumberg]

I just feel good after a successful dump. Man I love taking a big, hard dump.

 

[JBRO]

i wish i could read