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Hey twat poofs whatcha doing this weekend.

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Suppose to rain all weekend here. (fuck)

Which means I am bored. Which really means I am going to do something tonight to make Stilleto say "wtf. you said you were not doing that again." Which really really means that when I said I wasn't going to prior, I lied.
 
Finishing my garden, maybe getting sand and flagstone to put in. Working on my truck.
Taking the boys to the dog park. Going to the range.
 
Well, putty nuts, I'll be at a golf outing tomorrow. Should be recovering from said golf outing on Sunday.
 
going to the creole tomato festival in the french quarter.




here in nawliz, we have a festival just about every weekend for some ol' damn thing or another.... :p :chomp:
 
I invented a new golf club I wanna test out...I elongated my driver to be roughly double the size of what it was. I should be able to hit the ball more often.
 
painting my upstairs living room, getting a little high. putting a new battery in my daughters electric scooter, and changing the oil and air filters on the vehicles.
 
jack_schitt said:
I invented a new golf club I wanna test out...I elongated my driver to be roughly double the size of what it was. I should be able to hit the ball more often.
HA - that ball will probably make one huge circle and hit you in the back of the head.
 
Minor league baseball game tonight. Yardwork and clean the house tomorrow, maybe soosh after that. Golf Sunday.
 
Amusment park tomrrow, Sunday I am going to go cheer on Miss24k at FAME then later I got a hot date.
 
black tar heroin all weekend long

gonna be higher than a kite.

that.. or dead either way should be fun
 
jack_schitt said:
I invented a new golf club I wanna test out...I elongated my driver to be roughly double the size of what it was. I should be able to hit the ball more often.

would that technique work on my cawk as well?
 
jack_schitt said:
I invented a new golf club I wanna test out...I elongated my driver to be roughly double the size of what it was. I should be able to hit the ball more often.
Want me to put a new grip on your shaft?





hehehehe...sounds super dirty to be a completely legit question, doesn't it?
 
heatherrae said:
Want me to put a new grip on your shaft?





hehehehe...sounds super dirty to be a completely legit question, doesn't it?

You can put a new grip on my shaft any day :).
 
What is a twat poof? Does it come with fries? Can I get mine with cheese? I'm hongry.
 
heatherrae said:
What is a twat poof? Does it come with fries? Can I get mine with cheese? I'm hongry.

"Would you like to super-size your twat poof meal for an extra $0.79 today?"

"Thanyou, pull around to the second window please".
 
jack_schitt said:
"Would you like to super-size your twat poof meal for an extra $0.79 today?"

"Thanyou, pull around to the second window please".
:lmao: I only got 4 dollahs for lunch. I hope the twat poof combo is on the value menu.
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao: I only got 4 dollahs for lunch. I hope the twat poof combo is on the value menu.

You can always go with the "Happy Twat Meal". Thats always an option if your a little short on cash.
 
jack_schitt said:
You can always go with the "Happy Twat Meal". Thats always an option if your a little short on cash.
:spit: happy twat meal...omg!
 
jack_schitt said:
Sometimes theres even a prize that comes with it.
How about I give you a happy twat meal. All you can eat buffet...lol.
 
I was gonna go down to the beach on a whim but I didn't get enough approval from the EF folks.
 
javaguru said:
You're Canadian....

uh huh.. you play warhammer 40k and you're like 30, what's your fucking point?

I actually kind of think that makes you cool, lol.

SO WHAT IF I'M CANADIAN! fucking proud of it too.
 
javaguru said:
You're Canadian....
Whch means he like you I have it on good athortiy the Java has a thing for Canadians. :rainbow: Pick3 better watch someone is moving in on your man. :worried:
 
javaguru said:
Don't tell G W the US imports most of its oil from Canada....
Most of G W money is invested in middel eastern oil so he really doesn't give a shit about ours cause it don't pay too.
 
AAP said:
Suppose to rain all weekend here. (fuck)

Which means I am bored. Which really means I am going to do something tonight to make Stilleto say "wtf. you said you were not doing that again." Which really really means that when I said I wasn't going to prior, I lied.

omg. i just saw this.

you did it again, didn't you?
lol
you nut.

big party here yesterday. for me. :)
 
stilleto said:
omg. i just saw this.

you did it again, didn't you?
lol
you nut.

big party here yesterday. for me. :)


All.
Fucking.
Weekend.

And it was even better than the last time. I'm becoming an addict.

9:45AM Sunday now and they are on their way over.

Hey, one had a birthday. How could I resist? "Here's your present, let's go unwrap it."
 
stilleto said:
omg. i just saw this.

you did it again, didn't you?
lol
you nut.

big party here yesterday. for me. :)
I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK WHAT ''it'' IS........ :rolleyes:
 
AAP said:
All.
Fucking.
Weekend.

And it was even better than the last time. I'm becoming an addict.

9:45AM Sunday now and they are on their way over.

Hey, one had a birthday. How could I resist? "Here's your present, let's go unwrap it."

for your birfday, i'm giving you cornhuskers.



a case.

so yeah. big party for me. fukker.
 
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