Hey, I dont have HIV either...

[bwood]

but Nathan does...


currently, the genital warts are holding
it at bay though...

 

[casavant]

I had some irritation from a spermicidally lubricated condom once. Little reddish spots popped up around the crown. I got on the internet to see what the hell was up...big mistake. You know how they always pick the worst cases to show you on those sites. Well, I saw that one of the symptoms of genital warts were that they started off as little red dots. Then I pulled up some pictures- holy shit, I almost cried. I just sat on the edge of my bed with my head in my hands. Went to the doc the next day- he told me it was nothing but irritation and gave me some steroid cream (no, it didn't make my dick grow ). I switched condoms and it never happened again. Problem solved. But damn was I scared for a little while.

 

[bwood]

i actually got a yeast infection from
a girlfriend once...

itch, itch..scratch, scratch...right on the fuckin head...

of course, she thought it was funny as
hell...

the rash that is...

and withholding blowjobs until it
got better...

aaaahhh, gynelotrimin(sp?)

bitch is faaaaat now, heh heh...

 

[Nathan]

That's right, i've got 13 different STD's and I worked hard for every last one of them. While HIV is not my favorite, it is not my least favorite either.

 

[bwood]

dammit nathan...

i thought you were in a flaming mood...

 

[Nathan]

dammit nathan...

i thought you were in a flaming mood...

Fuck you mother fucker. I'm gonna fill a ballon with monkey feces and then cram it up your ass and then shove a hot poker through your stomach to burst the feces-filled balloon. Then, I'm gonna wait until you get an infection from the less than sanitary feces and slowly waste away into a bloated corpse. Is that better?

 

[bwood]

Fuck you mother fucker. I'm gonna fill a ballon with monkey feces and then cram it up your ass and then shove a hot poker through your stomach to burst the feces-filled balloon. Then, I'm gonna wait until you get an infection from the less than sanitary feces and slowly waste away into a bloated corpse. Is that better?

that's it bitch, time for the barbwire cockring for you...

i have shit between my toes smarter than you and i flick
that shit in the toilet...

i have a blood blister on my nutsack that is more
appealing than you...

you fuckin 150lb bag of cum-ridden faggot shite...

game on bitch...

 

[Nathan]

You're a pink sweater-wearin', semen-eatin', zuccini-sniffin', feces-lickin', man-humpin', dildo-buyin', vegetable-lovin', kitty-pettin', follicle-stimulatin', ass-packin' homosexual. Eat shit and die fag.

 

[bwood]

blood fart...