Hey BM

[the.gladiator1987]

wtf?

are there any sexy girls on here. 25> please

 

[heavy_duty]

Those pics are circa 1985

i guess all those modeling pics were fake if you never had it

 

[Bikini Mod]

Those pics are circa 1985

LOL I graduated high school in 1985. I didn't begin to model until well into my 30's - AFTER I had four children.

But thanks for noticing. Makes me all that much more amazing.

I am thinking I am looking not-too-shabby at the age of 41, NO MAKE-UP - no special liting with my hair cut short. And even if I WANTED my ass exposed in a thong it would look equally sweet as one can see by how tiny appear FULLY-CLOTHED. Freaks some people out when I wear clothing that shows more skin, especially when I flex what little I got left.

I just keep better and better with every birthday. Sadly not something that every man can say about his wife.

Thandie earned her pro-card at 52 so there is NO REASON WHATSOEVER that a woman can't still be suh-mokin hot long after the age of 22. I find it sort of sad though, when a man assigns a certain value to a woman's exterior as if that is all there is to being a woman. Sad for that man, I suppose... not my problem as I don't travel in those circles.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Well i guess Im goddamned glad i didnt let you guys scam me into driving all the way to dallas for any meatups. you probably dont even live in texas.

We actually live in a trailer park in Yuba City, Ca. I set here in my trailer watchin the Jerry Springer show hopin that one day they will have me on their show but so far the best plot lines I could come up with were all rejected. They said that they were too stoopid even for their show.

Maybe If I read more posts on elite chat I will be able to come up with a better story.

Any suggestions whose posts I should read that I could get an idea? I REALLY want to be on that show.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Somebody is gonna catch quite an ass kicking when Auntie Em sees these posts. Dale it was nice knowing you.

Meh, he hurt his knee in the gym... slipped in the pool and blew his knee, one shoulder and his back up so I will pity the old fool.... for a minute.

 

[jackangel]

Non-compliance = lake of fire.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Non-compliance = lake of fire.

Sorry, what can I say? I am mellowing in my old age, but my ass is fine nonetheless.

 

[-SD-]

you should start an ass timeshare.

 

[Gawd]

Now why on earth would you want a pic of a nasty hairy old ass?... let alone one that is bent over with big droopy meat curtains?

God your getting me worked up!

 

[Bikini Mod]

you should start an ass timeshare.

LFMAO

Have any ideas about who could give me some good plotlines to get on the Jerry Springer Show? Today was AWESOME...

Transgender woman brings on some dude to confront him for the fact that he "tried to treat her like a piece of meat" 4 days prior. Guy comes on and swears straight up that "he ain't a fag, he don't do dudes, he didn't know that she was a he" (everyone knew he was lying). Turns out the dude has a gf that is MORTIFIED that he cheated on her with of all things another dude!

So Jerry asked the transgender dude, "Why are you here?"

She said, "Because I'm not going to let him get away with treating me like a piece of me."

Dumbassed guy yells, "I did though, didn't I."

So the transgender dude says, "Yea but I just kicked your ass on national TV... didn't I?"

I nearly fell off the bed laughing.