Hey Bjorkbox

[BileStew]

If you go out tonight and back to "that" bar you went to the other night?

Watch how you ask for a shot of "prop in the butt". They may take it out of context.

Cheers beotch!!!

 

[saint808]

and if you say gimme a double they will bring out an identical twin.

 

[The_Ghost]

Jerky when you introduce yourself ath the gay bar do you say, "HI I am the Asscommander"

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Jerky when you introduce yourself ath the gay bar do you say, "HI I am the Asscommander"

Dawgy is that what you say!

 

[BileStew]

Jerky when you introduce yourself ath the gay bar do you say, "HI I am the Asscommander"

Just imagine the looks of horror on the patrons faces when Bjorkie here walks in with Pauly Shore.

 

[The_Ghost]

Just imagine the looks of horror on the patrons faces when Bjorkie here walks in with Pauly Shore.

especially if he's dressed in those clothes from Son-in-law

 

[powerslave]

Bjorkbox, LOL!

 

[Seashell]

 

[jerkbox]

this gay shit is really starting to piss me off

 

[RADAR]

JB you know u love it ,you attention whore u!

 

[The_Ghost]

this gay shit is really starting to piss me off

Life isn't always fair is it!!

 

[saint808]

this gay shit is really starting to piss me off

well what did you think was gonna happen? Tak a shower.

 

[BileStew]

JB you know u love it ,you attention whore u!

Of course he loves it. You should see him in chat now.

"C'mon Romo, say some more. Say something about rice pudding!!!"

 

[saint808]

Tapioca

 

[BileStew]

 

[The_Ghost]

Dude, where is the Asscommander?

 

[BileStew]

Dude, where is the Asscommander?

Pilaging the city looking for Zorro's car.

 

[The_Ghost]

Pilaging the city looking for Zorro's car.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

So did Jerk-in-the-Box really Rock the Casbah last night or what?

 

[The_Ghost]

So did Jerk-in-the-Box really Rock the Casbah last night or what?

We can't know for sure, the bastard left chat without saying goodbye!!!!

 

[BileStew]

So did Jerk-in-the-Box really Rock the Casbah last night or what?

No dude, we were in chat last night awaitng your arrival. It was No Life Friday night.

The whole crew was there. We exchanged recipes and everything in celebration of the Martha Stewart verdict.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

No dude, we were in chat last night awaitng your arrival. It was No Life Friday night.

The whole crew was there. We exchanged recipes and everything in celebration of the Martha Stewart verdict.

Damn.

 

[The_Ghost]

Damn.

where were you dude! You left us all in a lurch!!!

 

[jerkbox]

we were planning our next philly meet up....you are in charge of bringing balloons


mods, lock this thread please

 

[BileStew]

mods, lock this thread please

Worst post ever ^^

 

[The_Ghost]

we were planning our next philly meet up....you are in charge of bringing balloons


mods, lock this thread please

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[superqt4u2nv]

we were planning our next philly meet up....you are in charge of bringing balloons


mods, lock this thread please

I think it was a Toronto meet up. Why did you leave chat with out saying good bye you hurt BigDawgy's and Bilestew's feelings.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I think it was a Toronto meet up. Why did you leave chat with out saying good bye you hurt BigDawgy's and Bilestew's feelings.

He would have hurt mine, 'cept I don't have any.

 

[the nature boy]

"C'mon Romo, say some more. Say something about rice pudding!!!"

haha

 

[Buddy_Christ]

we were planning our next philly meet up....you are in charge of bringing balloons

keep me informed on this, i might be able to make one.

 

[jerkbox]

keep me informed on this, i might be able to make one.

i wouldn't meet up with any of you assholes...even if you paid double my standard guest appearance fee.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

i wouldn't meet up with any of you assholes...even if you paid double my standard guest appearance fee.

What if dawg personally made you one of his Cosmo specials?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

we'll just have a Philly meetup without StinkyBox and toilet paper his house and stuff

 

[BileStew]

i wouldn't meet up with any of you assholes...even if you paid double my standard guest appearance fee.

I'm sure we could all pony up another 0.23 cents a piece for that inflated guest appearence fee.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I'm sure we could all pony up another 0.23 cents a piece for that inflated guest appearence fee.

Here's my .02

 

[jerkbox]

I'm sure we could all pony up another 0.23 cents a piece for that inflated guest appearence fee.

just make sure you old guys time it right with your social security checks and all.....

 

[Moderate_THIS]

just make sure you old guys time it right with your social security checks and all.....

JB cuts like a knife, but it feels so right

 

[BileStew]

just make sure you old guys time it right with your social security checks and all.....

lol, fucker.

Hey, roll over and wake Zorro up.

 

[The_Ghost]

What if dawg personally made you one of his Cosmo specials?

HEY! QT made it and drank it, I had beer dammit!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

23 cents? damn jerksock, i heard you were a cheap whore, but i figured maybe $10 a pop.

we're gonna have a great time in philly!

 

[BileStew]

 

[jerkbox]

lol...what the hell

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Your brain on clen.

 

[BileStew]

lol...what the hell

LOL, shit, I forgot to type in the caption of:

This is Zorro frantically trying to figure out where his car and new furniture are:

 

[jerkbox]

lmao

 

[The_Ghost]

I love it

Good work Romo!!!!

 

[jh1]

LMAO...


where the hell do you find all this goofy shit at? You my friend need a hobby....

 

[BileStew]

Bump, kick, punt.

 

[powerslave]

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Jerky is going to be pissed that this thread is still alive.

 

[jerkbox]

 

[The_Ghost]

christ I can't stop lauging when I see that!!!

 

[jerkbox]

whoa mama!

 

[The_Ghost]

whoa mama!

 

[jerkbox]

i think i just got a craving for a glass of milk

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Thanks guys I take it you approve.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Thanks guys I take it you approve.

I find the "partial eclipse" very sexy.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you only got a craving for a glass of milk? i have an intense urge to breast feed now.

 

[wtlftr]

Make the shirt a little smaller....please. Or just pm me with some nudes.

 

[The_Ghost]

I find the "partial eclipse" very sexy.

yes and a full eclipse would burn the eyes not to mention cause me a heart attack

 

[jerkbox]

I find the "partial eclipse" very sexy.

ya...bottom part of the boob showing is hotter than cleavage for some reason....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

yes and a full eclipse would burn the eyes not to mention cause me a heart attack

Uh oh then I guess I can't email you those other pics.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

ya...bottom part of the boob showing is hotter than cleavage for some reason....

She needs a nice waxing phase, where everyday a little more is revealed...

 

[The_Ghost]

Uh oh then I guess I can't email you those other pics.

no problemo, will just borrow some of my Dad's nitro pills just in case

 

[wtlftr]

I wil take the more revealing. What are you a 34 - 36 D?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

ya...bottom part of the boob showing is hotter than cleavage for some reason....

Probably cause you can see cleavage all the time but not the bottom part of the boob.

 

[wtlftr]

well, what size...was I right? Sorry to disrupt jerksoxes thread.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I wil take the more revealing. What are you a 34 - 36 D?

Depends on how the bra fits 34DD - 36 D

 

[wtlftr]

I new I was right. God Dam for the BREAST man.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Depends on how the bra fits 34DD - 36 D

scrwe the bra. lets see how well my hands support you and how well my mouth fits on certain areas

 

[BileStew]

Jerky is going to be pissed that this thread is still alive.

No way, he lives for this shit.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

no problemo, will just borrow some of my Dad's nitro pills just in case

Ok Dawgy sounds good

 

[jerkbox]

No way, he lives for this shit.

if this thread reaches 10 pages i will have reached true enlightenment.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

if this thread reaches 10 pages i will have reached true enlightenment.

ah shit, everyone stop posting. we don't want this going to his head.

 

[BileStew]

ah shit, everyone stop posting. we don't want this going to his head.

It already has. You can tell when he posted the dancing hitler as a bumpo!

That may become my new avi.

 

[wtlftr]

jerksox will never be the same

 

[The_Ghost]

jerksox will never be the same

no kidding he will become biggerjerkbox!!!!

 

[BileStew]

This mofo was sitting on the Page 4 floor. El bumpo.

The commander dancing to 50 Cent's In Da Club.

Go, go go go go, go Georgy it's your birthday!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

damn it, will you people stop inflating his head already! sheesh.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

This just ain't right

 

[The_Ghost]

This mofo was sitting on the Page 4 floor. El bumpo.

The commander dancing to 50 Cent's In Da Club.

Go, go go go go, go Georgy it's your birthday!!

man you need help LOL

 

[powerslave]

Holy shit that's funny!

 

[wtlftr]

funny shiat jerko...LOL

 

[jerkbox]

i like this one:

 

[BileStew]

i like this one:

Figures, considering he's in his boxers and you're probably looking for any sign of chubness.

 

[The_Ghost]

Figures, considering he's in his boxers and you're probably looking for any sign of chubness.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Figures, considering he's in his boxers and you're probably looking for any sign of chubness.

ummm, if jerkbox is going to be at that mentioned philly meetup, why don't you guys go ahead and take my name off the list. in fact, burn the paper where my name was listed. thanks.

 

[BileStew]

ummm, if jerkbox is going to be at that mentioned philly meetup, why don't you guys go ahead and take my name off the list. in fact, burn the paper where my name was listed. thanks.

You'll be fine as long as you don't wear boxers around him.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

great, so now i'm gonna have to go commando. at least i'll be wearing jeans.

anyone remember when jerkbox made the statement "i just figured out i've been wearing my boxers backwards all day" ? considering he's looking for chub in that .gif of Bush, something tells me those boxers were on backwards for a reason.........

 

[BileStew]

great, so now i'm gonna have to go commando. at least i'll be wearing jeans.

anyone remember when jerkbox made the statement "i just figured out i've been wearing my boxers backwards all day" ? considering he's looking for chub in that .gif of Bush, something tells me those boxers were on backwards for a reason.........

LOL, yea, I had it as part of my sig for a while.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yeah, well, you think maybe those boxers were on backwards cause he couldn't figure out which side was teh fly and which side was teh trap door?

 

[jerkbox]

george W gettin down to the new outkast joint

" i know you like to think that yo' shit don't stank...."

 

[from zero]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[BileStew]

How dare you all let the Bjorkinatorbox's thread die?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

How dare you all let the Bjorkinatorbox's thread die?

Your a nut

 

[jerkbox]

How dare you all let the Bjorkinatorbox's thread die?

LMAO

 

[BileStew]

 

[powerslave]

All of sudden, I'm thirsty.

 

[BileStew]

All of sudden, I'm thirsty.

She has an incredible ass.

 

[The_Ghost]

The things I would do