Hey Bjorkbox

[BileStew]

The things I would do

Like what, drink her Cosmo she is holding?

 

[The_Ghost]

Like what, drink her Cosmo she is holding?

for her, whatever it takes

 

[jerkbox]

is that jaimie presley?


yum

 

[The_Ghost]

is that jaimie presley?


yum

you just quit looking at Mrs. Bigdawg mister!!!!

 

[BileStew]

is that jaimie presley?


yum

Yes sireee. So Happy Birthday...even though I have no clue when that is.

hah!

 

[Seashell]

Jerkbox, this should be your smiley...

 

[jerkbox]

Jerkbox, this should be your smiley...

ok!

 

[The_Ghost]

ok!

nice twinkle in that smile assface

 

[jerkbox]

nice twinkle in that smile assface

thanks, i felt like I needed a little more bling

 

[jh1]

nice twinkle in that smile assface

Bling Bling... that's his new grill.

The same guy that does his work does this guys:

 

[The_Ghost]

Bling Bling... that's his new grill.

The same guy that does his work does this guys:

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nice twinkle in that smile assface

assface is the nice way of putting it.

betcha he gets a twinkle in his eyes when looking at that dancing G W Bush in boxers.

 

[BileStew]

Dude, what the F is up with that sparkle in your smile?

G A Y !!!!!!!

 

[jerkbox]

don't hat on my grill FOOL!

 

[Seashell]

PS. the word "GAY" in 45 point red font is not helping me be sneaky at work..

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Romostew what no dancing thingy's today?

 

[The_Ghost]

don't hat on my grill FOOL!

I haven't seen a grill like that since I watched MASK

 

[jh1]

PS. the word "GAY" in 45 point red font is not helping me be sneaky at work..

LOL...

same thing I did... scrolled really fast past it.

But I suppose the picture of the coon with the large swininging nuts didn't get your attention?

 

[jerkbox]

LOL...

same thing I did... scrolled really fast past it.

But I suppose the picture of the coon with the large swininging nuts didn't get your attention?

*ears perk up*

 

[jerkbox]

I haven't seen a grill like that since I watched MASK

i idolize you bigdawg.....and you make me cry

 

[BileStew]

don't hat on my grill FOOL!

Crest Stripbox...trust me, I'm not "hatEin" on the grille.

Your grille looks a bad commercial for Turtle Wax.

 

[The_Ghost]

i idolize you bigdawg.....and you make me cry

awwww come here you big lug

 

[BileStew]

PS. the word "GAY" in 45 point red font is not helping me be sneaky at work..

Sorry.

16-4

I WIN!

 

[jh1]

*ears perk up*

Dude... I am sorry... and I have to confess....

I stole your idea about clomid and that picture and gave it a run on the anabolic board. No reaction. I post over there all the time, they have no sense of humor.

 

[Seashell]

LOL...

same thing I did... scrolled really fast past it.

But I suppose the picture of the coon with the large swininging nuts didn't get your attention?

That's why I turn off images at work... and tell flirtbox we don't need that pic in every dang thread, lol.

 

[jerkbox]

Dude... I am sorry... and I have to confess....

I stole your idea about clomid and that picture and gave it a run on the anabolic board. No reaction. I post over there all the time, they have no sense of humor.

did you really? post a link.

 

[jerkbox]

That's why I turn off images at work... and tell flirtbox we don't need that pic in every dang thread, lol.

yeah we do Seacups

you know you love the big swollen coon nuts

 

[jh1]

did you really? post a link.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3495036&postcount=22

Sorry orb. Had to run with it.

 

[Seashell]

yeah we do Seacups

you know you love the big swollen coon nuts

LOL Gross!

 

[jerkbox]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3495036&postcount=22

Sorry orb. Had to run with it.

lmao....damn....nuthin

tough crowd

 

[Seashell]

Sorry.

16-4

I WIN!

You cheater!

 

[jerkbox]

Crest Stripbox...trust me, I'm not "hatEin" on the grille.

Your grille looks a bad commercial for Turtle Wax.

it's supposed to be corny, asshandle


that's the point

 

[superqt4u2nv]

LOL Gross!

Nice smilely Seashell!

 

[jh1]

lmao....damn....nuthin

tough crowd

There is another thread with Clomid and Balls in the title in the Anabolic forum. I left that one for you. You can give it a go tomorrow....

Let me know... I wanna see a reaction.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

*ears perk up*

jerksock has a thing for watching balls that do'nt beling to him swing around.

 

[BileStew]

it's supposed to be corny, asshandle


that's the point

Hey, asscabbage...I knew it was supposed to be corny....

Ahhh shit, leave me alone. I'm in a very bad mood. I can't find my car and get this, my furniture never showed up.

D'oh!
(8(l)

 

[BileStew]

You cheater!

Hahahahaaaa

Race to..........

I WIN AGAIN!!!

16-5 now.

 

[jerkbox]

they need to add an icon for insert Hitler Dance, and insert coon balls into the reply UI for elite.

hear that george?

 

[BileStew]

they need to add an icon for insert Hitler Dance, and insert coon balls into the reply UI for elite.

hear that george?

I don't think the Hitler dance will become an icon...

The coon balls would be a good one..

 

[Buddy_Christ]

whoa! why was this lyin back on the 3rd page? thought we were going for 10 full pages of insults towards cockbox.

 

[wtlftr]

it kinda got boring. asstree

 

[Moderate_THIS]

This thread has more staying power than a Clive Davis joint

 

[Buddy_Christ]

damn straight Buddy Christ. don't listen to that wtlftr guy.

 

[wtlftr]

Maybe i should join in, instead of closure

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i just hope some day i've made such an ass out of myself that i can have a 5 page thread made about me.

hmmm, maybe not.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i just hope some day i've made such an ass out of myself that i can have a 5 page thread made about me.

I'll see what I can do

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i'm so glad you care so much.

hey, is there any other good christ avatars out there? we've got "fuck you christ" and "buddy christ".....i feel left out yet i feel i'm deserving.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i'm so glad you care so much.

hey, is there any other good christ avatars out there? we've got "fuck you christ" and "buddy christ".....i feel left out yet i feel i'm deserving.

How about a drunk Christ

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i'd have to see what he looks like. that's a possibility.

 

[BileStew]

2 more pages needed for Finabox to be enlightened...

 

[Paulo]

bump 4 skybox

 

[Buddy_Christ]

2 more pages? oh, wait, i have it set to view 30 threads per page. so 4 more pages for me. we've got a long way to go.

 

[jerkbox]

i am quickly reaching AAP-like status round these parts

 

[BileStew]

i am quickly reaching AAP-like status round these parts

 

[jerkbox]

is that Tony Danza?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

is that Tony Danza?

Just the chick in the yellow.

 

[BileStew]

LOL, Tony Danza?

Yea, and here is Marilu Henner:

 

[Paulo]

LOL, Tony Danza?

Yea, and here is Marilu Henner:

ouch, that looks painful.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

damn, looks like those things are gonna rip off when they hit bottom. ouch.

 

[Smurfy]

good lord

 

[Buddy_Christ]

http://www.magic15ball.com/spiderman.html

 

[BileStew]

http://www.magic15ball.com/spiderman.html

That Spiderman gif is a big time---Marvin, and as my boy Chaos says: Enola and Gaybriel!!!

hahahaha

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i thought that spiderman gif fit in with the gayness of this thread.

 

[BileStew]

i thought that spiderman gif fit in with the gayness of this thread.

lol, ok then. But you need to post the Spider dance instead of the link. I'm unsure if you know how to do it, so I'll expalin. If so, then screw it, I'll do it anyway.

Right click on the dancing spider guy,
Click on properties
Copy the Address (URL)
Now, see above, the yellow box (on the same line as the B I U, etc...) That's for Images, click that
Paste the Address (URL) into the box that appears,
Hit enter and BAM, you're now good to go.

I always hit Preview Post before to see if it's working correctly.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i edited it to put it in. does the image actually show in teh thread? i know us non-plats got some privelidges taken away.

 

[BileStew]

i edited it to put it in. does the image actually show in teh thread? i know us non-plats got some privelidges taken away.

Yea, you should be able tot post up an image.

 

[jerkbox]

i thought that spiderman gif fit in with the gayness of this thread.

bro, this is the most heterosexual thread in the history of elite.....well, till you stepped up on this piece.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

bro, this is the most heterosexual thread in the history of elite.....well, till you stepped up on this piece.

no, this thread lost any sense of heterosexuality once you put that gleam in your teeth.

 

[wtlftr]

jerksoxs remains the king

 

[BileStew]

Bump so my boy Chaka Kahnbox reaches enlightenment.

In my best Miller Lite commercial voice:

"All we need is one more page Rodney!!!"

 

[Buddy_Christ]

one more page? no, we need 4 more pages cause i'm viewing 30 replies per page.

wonder what his next avatar is gonna be. something tells me that since he learned how to put a "gleam" in his pics, his next avatar is going to involve his ass, a gleam.....

 

[Moderate_THIS]

no, this thread lost any sense of heterosexuality once you put that gleam in your teeth.

Jerkbox has the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you were talking about gleambox i assume.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

you were talking about gleambox i assume.

yeah I edited it. Sorry if I got you prematurely exited.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no, that's ok. the pleasure was all mine. literally.

 

[BileStew]

Bumpo for Allan Iversonbox

 

[jerkbox]

jerksoxs remains the king

best post ever.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This kicks ass!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hey bjorkbox, you feeling good now that this thread has over 1000 views and now 178 replies?

i betcha it gives you a special feeling in places you didn't know you had, doesn't it?

 

[Paulo]

bumpo 4 sodbox

 

[jerkbox]

hey bjorkbox, you feeling good now that this thread has over 1000 views and now 178 replies?

i betcha it gives you a special feeling in places you didn't know you had, doesn't it?

actually, i think my hair thread did better.

 

[The_Ghost]

Stop Hammer Time!!!!!

[/QUOTE]

 

[jerkbox]

 

[The_Ghost]

Go Hammer, Go Hammer, Go Hammer!!!!!!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This is the best thread ever!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

according to sockbox, it probably is.

it's really not all that great. we're just feeding his ego right now to crush it later. rumor has it the next porkbox thread is going to be locked as soon as it's posted to help crush his image of greatness.

 

[Paulo]

LMFAO!!!

 

[BileStew]

 

[BileStew]

 

[Buddy_Christ]

bad thing to let this thread lie too low. good to bring it back up again.

 

[BileStew]

bad thing to let this thread lie too low. good to bring it back up again.

I agree, this sucker was already on page 4.

You think people would show a little more respect and bump it.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

it was back on page 4?! wtf is wrong with everyone? they must not appreciate spermbox like we do. bunch of ungrateful bastards, every single one of you.

good job bumping it back up vomitbowl.

 

[BileStew]

it was back on page 4?! wtf is wrong with everyone? they must not appreciate spermbox like we do. bunch of ungrateful bastards, every single one of you.

good job bumping it back up vomitbowl.

lol, vomitbowl

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Oh my

 

[jerkbox]

This is the best thread ever!

i agree

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i agree

Jerky aren't you out drinking tonight?

 

[The_Ghost]

WTF I love it :lamo:

 

[jerkbox]

Jerky aren't you out drinking tonight?

nope, i'm pretty much a loser

 

[superqt4u2nv]

nope, i'm pretty much a loser

Why don't you come in plat chat you anti social bastard? Pretty please...

 

[jerkbox]

Why don't you come in plat chat you anti social bastard? Pretty please...

i think i'd only bring everyone down tonight