Here's your sign...

[sweed]

I got a flat tire the other day and some guy comes up to me and says...
"hey, do you have a flat tire?"

"No, 3 of them just decided to swell up."

Here's your sign.


Gotta love em.., post em if u know any!

 

[SoreArms]

 

[argent]

I sort of know the one about the lost luggage desk at the airport

 

[Rex]

I saw a truck on the side of the road and asked the driver if he needed to use a phone. As he got done, a state trooper pulled up, and asked "Truck break down?" Trucker said "No I was just delivering this overpass and decided to take a break".

There's your sign.

 

[RADAR]

I saw a truck on the side of the road and asked the driver if he needed to use a phone. As he got done, a state trooper pulled up, and asked "Truck break down?" Trucker said "No I was just delivering this overpass and decided to take a break".

There's your sign.

I don't get it?

 

[WODIN]

I don't get it?

A sign that says "I'm a moron" or "I'm and idiot". It's from a comedy show.

 

[WODIN]

Like if you see someone trying to open a car door with a coat hanger and say "Lock your keys in the car?" ...you respond. "Nope. That's my car over there. Here's your sign."

 

[WODIN]

Billy Boy!!!

http://www.billengvall.com/

 

[plornive]

Y'all being funny?

 

[SoreArms]

A sign that says "I'm a moron" or "I'm and idiot". It's from a comedy show.

Ohhhhh

Now I get it

 

[Moderate_THIS]

What's that exclamation mark thingy mean again?

 

[ChefWide]

Like when I broke my leg playing football, bent like a pretzel, Female Coach asks 'Hey, you alright?' 'I said yeah, screaming is a guy thing.'...

 

[hardrock]

That hillbilly is funny as hell.

 

[Deterass]

Like when I broke my leg playing football, bent like a pretzel, Female Coach asks 'Hey, you alright?' 'I said yeah, screaming is a guy thing.'...

You had a female football coach? I bet that was a great team.........

 

[jh1]

Y'all being funny?

plornive -

Broley - your avatar is seriously disturbing me. No joking around. What's up wtih that mang?

 

[ChefWide]

You had a female football coach? I bet that was a great team.........

State champs, two years running. She was an olympic baller too. Remember: most of the world considers 'Football' a game you play with your feet, and 'American Football' a game you play with your hands.

 

[Deterass]

State champs, two years running. She was an olympic baller too. Remember: most of the world considers 'Football' a game you play with your feet, and 'Amercian Football' a game you play with your hands.

Oh, you were talking about soccer.