hemmrhoids

[monster2929]

can lifts like squats cause hemmrhoids im shittin blood everytime for the past month its bright red blood so im pretty sure its comin from the outer area and not anywheere inside im starttin to worry bout it my doc buddy told me to get a colon oscopy but im really not tryin to do all that sorry to gross u guys out but i even farted some blood the other day and its scarin me bad , there goes my chances of ever gettin laid from superqt4utnv or any other betties on here but fuck it i need some advice im sweatin this bad thanks in advance, oh what am i sayin the women bleed every month and the vagina is a nasty crevice when u really think about it but i still eat it so u girls shouldnt think any less of me if ur readin this and give me some advise if u can

 

[krishna]

Nice post!

 

[RADAR]

Ther best thing you can do in increase your fiber intake, also have a glass or 2 of citrucell every day, Tuck's medicated pads are helpful to dress the area with.


RADAR

 

[LoneTree]

can lifts like squats cause hemmrhoids im shittin blood everytime for the past month its bright red blood so im pretty sure its comin from the outer area and not anywheere inside im starttin to worry bout it my doc buddy told me to get a colon oscopy but im really not tryin to do all that sorry to gross u guys out but i even farted some blood the other day and its scarin me bad , there goes my chances of ever gettin laid from superqt4utnv or any other betties on here but fuck it i need some advice im sweatin this bad thanks in advance, oh what am i sayin the women bleed every month and the vagina is a nasty crevice when u really think about it but i still eat it so u girls shouldnt think any less of me if ur readin this and give me some advise if u can

Anything that causes you to strain (and increase intra-abdominal pressure) may cause you to have hemorrhoids, if you are vulnerable to it - and hernia too.
Best treatment: never get constipated. Irritation of hemorrhoids causes bleeding and inflammation.
At least get sygmoidoscopy done. It only examines last part of colon and causes less discomfort. You don't want to risk a cancer (it is rare below the age of 40).

 

[Dial_tone]

Yea, I guzzle a big glass of Metamucil; that should help a lot.

 

[wayneboard1]

can lifts like squats cause hemmrhoids im shittin blood everytime for the past month its bright red blood so im pretty sure its comin from the outer area and not anywheere inside im starttin to worry bout it my doc buddy told me to get a colon oscopy but im really not tryin to do all that sorry to gross u guys out but i even farted some blood the other day and its scarin me bad , there goes my chances of ever gettin laid from superqt4utnv or any other betties on here but fuck it i need some advice im sweatin this bad thanks in advance, oh what am i sayin the women bleed every month and the vagina is a nasty crevice when u really think about it but i still eat it so u girls shouldnt think any less of me if ur readin this and give me some advise if u can

Seriously......did we need to read that last part? WTF.

 

[turbogreek]

Seriously......did we need to read that last part? WTF.

 

[RADAR]

Seriously......did we need to read that last part? WTF.

Serious discussion here, don't click and read if you can't handle it! Simple as that!

RADAR

 

[BigCracker]

Instead of metamucil I down 3 tablespoons of Flax Seeds before bed and I try to eat 2-3 salads throughout the day. As soon as I wake up I slam a Vivarin and some ephedrine and Voila'-10-20 minutes later a power poop is inevitable. Come to think of it, I feel an ass missile coming on now. Get ready for splashdown...

 

[karachi183]

Serious discussion here, don't click and read if you can't handle it! Simple as that!

RADAR

Honestly speaking i was too embarassed to post something like this but a few weeks back i blew a roid out of my ass and at it was scary as hell. loaded up on wheat bread\pb and bannanas for that day with a ton of water and after a few days i felt like new. Thank God!!!!

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I do alot of squats, but I never flexed my ass like I was squeezing out a shit to get the weight up. Do you often shit your pants when you are doing squats and deads?

(Note I did see one guy do this in a gym at college - he got about 1/3 of the way up, froze, and shit himself. His buddies were either too horrified or laughing too hard to help him, so after a few seconds he crumbed to the floor - rolling around in his own shit. Funniest thing I ever saw...)


Bluesman

 

[cranny]

Bro, I've battled damn hemmeroids since I was about 19. I know how you feel. So hears my 2 cents. As above, increase your fiber intake(most importantly soluble fiber such as oatmeal). Increase your water intake. Also, sit in tub of hot water w/ alot of epsom salt. As hot as you can stand it and soak. I would recommend going to your doc. and get some prescription suppositories. They work way better than OTC shit. A scope wouldn't be a bad idea if it persist. I had a girlfriend that was a doc. assistant and she said the scope wasn't that bad. Maybe a little embarrassing but I would rather have the peace of mind knowing. Good luck w/ those bastards.

 

[RADAR]

and if worst comes to worst you can always have them removed,either by the rubberband method,or surgery.


RADAR

 

[cranny]

I saw where they have a pencil size electrode that cortorizes them. My ex-girlfriend said when they demonstrated it in the office they zapped a piece of beef. She said it shrunk up and turned brown as if you were grilling it. I would rather do that than go under the knife.

 

[bilter]

and if worst comes to worst you can always have them removed,either by the rubberband method,or surgery.


RADAR

They on ly remove the internal ones but sounds like thats where your prob is. Unfortunatly I am very experienced in this feild. I once had one blw up. No shit, thougt I was a goner. My ass felt slimey, I had been having a bout of inflamation, squated anyway (light though). Went to the bathroom to wipe my ass and this big black clot came out. I'm thinkin shit I'm gonna blled to death out of my ass! I run to my Dr, he bends me over has a quick look then says hoeld on I'll be right back......comes back in the room with a steel funel! the small end is about 2" in diameter. I tell hiem "Doc there is no way you're stickin that in my ass!! He replies, yes your problably a bit too sore right now for this. Gives me a scrpt for proctofoam. I had to stick a little syringe in my ass everyday for 2 weeks to injcet this cortozone foam stuff. Funny, when the I picked it up form the pharmacist (she was a cute little number) she asked if I needed directions on how to use it. I declined due to embaresment, maybe I shoudl have let her give me them directions after all.

Sorry for the long post, hemeroids bite!!

 

[bigtravis]

damn! now every time i eat my girl out i'm probably goin to be thinking about this.

 

[wayneboard1]

I saw where they have a pencil size electrode that cortorizes them. My ex-girlfriend said when they demonstrated it in the office they zapped a piece of beef. She said it shrunk up and turned brown as if you were grilling it. I would rather do that than go under the knife.

I remember driving to work while in College I would always pass by this dr. office complex that had a big sign that said "Lazer Hemmroid Removal". I about got in a car wreck when I drove by one morning and there had been a fire and the building and sign were about burnt down. I really don't want to think about something must of gone so horrifically wrong to cause that fire. EEWW.

 

[wayneboard1]

I do alot of squats, but I never flexed my ass like I was squeezing out a shit to get the weight up. Do you often shit your pants when you are doing squats and deads?

(Note I did see one guy do this in a gym at college - he got about 1/3 of the way up, froze, and shit himself. His buddies were either too horrified or laughing too hard to help him, so after a few seconds he crumbed to the floor - rolling around in his own shit. Funniest thing I ever saw...)


Bluesman

Crap I laughed at that one. K to you.

 

[ALIN]

can lifts like squats cause hemmrhoids im shittin blood everytime for the past month its bright red blood so im pretty sure its comin from the outer area and not anywheere inside im starttin to worry bout it my doc buddy told me to get a colon oscopy but im really not tryin to do all that sorry to gross u guys out but i even farted some blood the other day and its scarin me bad , there goes my chances of ever gettin laid from superqt4utnv or any other betties on here but fuck it i need some advice im sweatin this bad thanks in advance, oh what am i sayin the women bleed every month and the vagina is a nasty crevice when u really think about it but i still eat it so u girls shouldnt think any less of me if ur readin this and give me some advise if u can

see a doc and get them fixed.

 

[BigCracker]

damn! now every time i eat my girl out i'm probably goin to be thinking about this.

Maybe you should try putting your tounge in her bung? Some chicks dig it. So what if you risk getting e-coli or hepatitis?-pleasing her pooper should be worth the risk as long as she bathes regularly.


Face your fear!!! LOL!!!

 

[heavy_duty]

Bro you may also have an "ANAL FISSURE". I had those and could not sit down for weeks and had blood in my stool.

Now I go high-fiber, no milk, no deep fry and no cheese.

Nothing worse than a BIG, HARD shit!

 

[bigtravis]

Maybe you should try putting your tounge in her bung? Some chicks dig it. So what if you risk getting e-coli or hepatitis?-pleasing her pooper should be worth the risk as long as she bathes regularly.


Face your fear!!! LOL!!!

lmfao! you been peeking in the window?

 

[Prizz]

It might not be hemmrhoids at all.... Sometimes when I am on a cycle, I shit blood too.... Has to do with High blood pressure, at least that's what I was told.... Not to sound gross, but did you look at your ass? Do you see any hemmrhoids on the outside? I've had problems with shitting blood here and there almost my entire life... Docs always told me not to worry unless it's black color'd, or persists for more then 2 weeks.... They gave the whole fiber eating/water drinking deal too.... Your prob fine man, but I understand it's scarey.... Prunes help alot too....

rizz

 

[monster2929]

thanks for the support i appreciate it alot im putting some fiber in my protein shakes and it helps a little THANKS BROS oh yeah big cracker i love to lick my girls ass u aaint no man until you eat ur girls ass its the best way to get her wrapped around ur finger

 

[heavy_duty]

eat a big bowl of bran flakes in the morning and you'll have a nice 2 foot-long shit before lunch LOL

 

[heavy_duty]

BTW- how come girls dont have hair on their ass? I'm damn glad they dont but dont know why LMAO

 

[marqui77]

eat a big bowl of bran flakes in the morning and you'll have a nice 2 foot-long shit before lunch LOL

Kashi ceral has like 12 grams of fiber per small bowl, then some others like cracklen oat bran, musli and so on are also high and fiber and taste pretty good. High fiber + lots of water, as stated before, should help, if not elevate all the problems.

 

[sparetire]

well, I guess I might as well be the expert in this discussion considering what I just went through. I just had hemorrhoid and fissure removal of that area. I too had the bleeding from both. I could deal with hems, after all, i've been dealing with those guys all my life. But the fissure was the most painful part. You could have torn yourself down there and if it doesn't heal right, it will always bleed like a mo-fo. I went through the surgery 2 weeks ago and I'm just now able to sit for long periods. The surgery isn't fun, and recovery is worse. The first 4 days is miserable but they give you some good drugs to relieve the pain. I don't know whats worse, recovery or the flex sigmoidoscopy they perform right before your surgery. None of that scoping in me before the surgery was that painful, but you certainly learn how to swallow your pride. I guess, after having the surgery done, it's really worth it. But, what led me to seek advice was that my best friend almost died from having a fissure. His fissure (basically a tear) was over an artery. So, an arterial bleed, was occurring within his rectum without his knowledge except for some constipation. One day, he was working on his truck and was complaining to his wife that he couldn't breath. After taking him to the emergency room , they found it. The doctor attending informed him after the operation that they had to transfer 4 pints of blood into him!! Long story short, seek medical advice and if the suppositories don't work, go to a colon doc and get the surgery.

For now, take 4-6 sennekot laxative tablets per day. This won't make your stool runny, but will make it nice and soft. This way, it will let your area down there recover. I weighed in at 175 before my surgery - just finished a killer cutting cycle and now i'm weighin in at 157!!! This was only 2 weeks ago...been on a high fiber - low protein diet...it sucks...but well worth the operation..

 

[wayneboard1]

well, I guess I might as well be the expert in this discussion considering what I just went through. I just had hemorrhoid and fissure removal of that area. I too had the bleeding from both. I could deal with hems, after all, i've been dealing with those guys all my life. But the fissure was the most painful part. You could have torn yourself down there and if it doesn't heal right, it will always bleed like a mo-fo. I went through the surgery 2 weeks ago and I'm just now able to sit for long periods. The surgery isn't fun, and recovery is worse. The first 4 days is miserable but they give you some good drugs to relieve the pain. I don't know whats worse, recovery or the flex sigmoidoscopy they perform right before your surgery. None of that scoping in me before the surgery was that painful, but you certainly learn how to swallow your pride. I guess, after having the surgery done, it's really worth it. But, what led me to seek advice was that my best friend almost died from having a fissure. His fissure (basically a tear) was over an artery. So, an arterial bleed, was occurring within his rectum without his knowledge except for some constipation. One day, he was working on his truck and was complaining to his wife that he couldn't breath. After taking him to the emergency room , they found it. The doctor attending informed him after the operation that they had to transfer 4 pints of blood into him!! Long story short, seek medical advice and if the suppositories don't work, go to a colon doc and get the surgery.

For now, take 4-6 sennekot laxative tablets per day. This won't make your stool runny, but will make it nice and soft. This way, it will let your area down there recover. I weighed in at 175 before my surgery - just finished a killer cutting cycle and now i'm weighin in at 157!!! This was only 2 weeks ago...been on a high fiber - low protein diet...it sucks...but well worth the operation..

Dang man, glad to hear you are ok, doing well and that your operation was a sucess. That must of sucked bigtime! When will you get to head back to the gym and start lifting again (if you aren't already)?

 

[heavy_duty]

If you ever get constipated, use a salt water flush.

Before bed drink a laxative herbal tea (not a strong one)
next morning upon rising mix 1 quart of warm water with 2 level teaspoons of uniodized sea salt.

the weight of the "uniodized sea salt" versus the weight of your blood tricks your body and now the entire quart of warm water will come out your ass.

it can take up to 2 hours and possibly 10 bowel movements but you'll be pissing the water out your ass untill everything in your system is out.

Best shit you'll ever have....no stomach cramps either.

it only works with sea salt, none other will do.

dont eat anything for 3 hours after you drink the salt water but it IS ok to drink water.

I do it a few times a year while fasting for a couple of days, it really cleans out the upper and lower and makes you feel empty.

 

[sparetire]

Dang man, glad to hear you are ok, doing well and that your operation was a sucess. That must of sucked bigtime! When will you get to head back to the gym and start lifting again (if you aren't already)?

i have been to the gym 3 times since my surgery. I'm slowly getting the energy back again. I didn't realize how much that surgery would take out of me. But each day, it gets better and I'm already of thinking about my next cycle lol..

I have found through my experience, that the sennakot tablets are a mild - they usually work 6-12 hours later, and with much success. Just use these for several weeks until you heal up and start adding metamucil to your diet for soft stools.. The funny thing about this surgery is that they give you pain pills which will constipate you, and then you have to take laxatives to reverse it...ahhh!

Anyhow, i'm doing well..it's really worth having the surgery in the long run but it's hell going through recovery.. trust me, if you have to get the hemms removed, go the laser route, if you have to have both done, make sure you take 2 weeks off from work..

 

[buffer1]

Nice post!

lol,also known as bum grapes

 

[schneiderc2004]

Gee I thought I was the only one with a bloody mess..lol!!! I got my problems due to constipation. High fiber diet, fruits and vegetables, popcorn, and coffee helps. Coffee seems to have a laxative effect. Metamucil also works. Preparation H will help also.