HELP! What is happening to my @$$hole

[blank212]

That is funny as hell. I wonder if anyone would be crazy enough to take a picture of their asshole and post it on this forum.

 

[underoos]

dipshit.....very mature.....again, what's your education and experience to diagnose a medical problem over the internet?....

jesus climb down off that pedestal.

he just described the symptoms of hemorrhoids vividly.

How much medical training do you need to see that?

if i had no finger and a stream of blood gushing from the center of my fist, would i need a doctor to diagnose that my finger had just been cut off?

I hope he sees a doctor, but on the way there he should buy some Fibercon and prep-h because that is EXACTLY what the doctor is going to tell him to do.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

Re: hem.jpg

Does it look like this?

LMFAO!!! THAT was disturbing!

Right before lunch too. Damn gilly.

 

[gilly6993]

jesus climb down off that pedestal.

he just described the symptoms of hemorrhoids vividly.

How much medical training do you need to see that?

if i had no finger and a stream of blood gushing from the center of my fist, would i need a doctor to diagnose that my finger had just been cut off?

I hope he sees a doctor, but on the way there he should buy some Fibercon and prep-h because that is EXACTLY what the doctor is going to tell him to do.

I'm not on any pedestal....it's just some people with no Medical traing give advice when they have no business doing so.....one day someone's going to get fucked up because they listened to what someone said on this site.....it's just a matter of time.....

 

[underoos]

I'm not on any pedestal....it's just some people with no Medical traing give advice when they have no business doing so.....one day someone's going to get fucked up because they listened to what someone said on this site.....it's just a matter of time.....

that has already happened, actually. BUT, it was not because of an utterly obvious case of hemorrhoids. you picked the wrong fucking post to make that point.

Every time a kid gets the flu do you want mommy running off to the doctor just in case it is diphtheria? Hell no.

Some diagnosis are intuitively obvious, even to me.

 

[BBBodie]

hemmorroids do not cause nose bleeds. GO SEE A DOC!

Unless your an @$$kisser

Seriously, see a doc, that's a normal enough occurance that there's no flags, but some good warnings. Sounds like High Blood pressure and you exacerbated a Hemmeroid.....two problems for the price of one.

Bo

 

[_Yossarian_]

some of you people need to get a grip. This kid has a bleeding skin bubble half the size of a golf ball hanging out of his ass, and youre criticizing someone for recommending a doctor!? Even if your diagnosis is correct, something half the size of a fuckin golf ball will not go away with prep H.

I also fail to see the correlation between distanced's asshole, steroids, and the local media.

One thing I do agree on is that Gilly should not have posted that pick, lol

Btw, this thread is hilarious. It seems the ones pertaining to assholes always are....

 

[distanced]

yeah, this sort of sucks for me, but I could see this being quite funy from anothers perspective.

Nothing will ever touch that classic @$$ post from years back about the guy trying to inject into his 'star ring' or what ever he said.

"it's all leathery and it hurts to push the needle in" lol that one was hilarious

-Distanced

 

[gsxr1000]

yeah, this sort of sucks for me, but I could see this being quite funy from anothers perspective.

Nothing will ever touch that classic @$$ post from years back about the guy trying to inject into his 'star ring' or what ever he said.

"it's all leathery and it hurts to push the needle in" lol that one was hilarious

-Distanced

who would've thought your ass would have garnered this much attention................

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Ick....

GAD! NO MORE PICTURES!

I had something similiar when I was on a dbol only cycle a few years ago, but it didn't feel quite like this. and yes, there seems to be swelling.

....a doc is a bit out of the question cause they'd want a new and because of who my father is, that wouldn't be such a good idea. it would be in the papers like mad.

I'm not a doctor, but here's what I can tell you from what you've shared so far....

1. You seem to definitely have a hemmaroid. Now, it may have been there a while. It showed up once and now it's back worse. Corrolates with gear use (likely due to elevate BP while on). Sounds to me that it's serious. Doc might need to do surgery to basically remove it. YOU NEED TO SEE A DOC ON THIS! If it ruptures, you could slowly bleed to death if it doesn't stop.

2. You have other hemmoraging issues. High BP might be the cause, but it shouldn't happen at all. You either have fragile blood vessels (indicating you are stroke-prone--do you have a family history of strokes?) or something odd is going on here. YOU NEED TO SEE A DOC ON THIS! If you have a history of strokes in your family, gear use (elevated BP) could be a time bomb waiting to go off.

3. ANY DOCTOR YOU SEE IS LEGALLY AND ETHICALLY BOUND TO DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDNETIALITY. Doesn't matter who your daddy is. That it could be that much an embarrasment would make it all the more critical that the doc keeps everything on the QT. If he lets it out, he gets sued and likely can loose his license.

4. GO SEE A DOCTOR ON THIS.

5. WHOEVER POSTED THE ASSHOLE PIC -- CUT IT OUT!