HELP! What is happening to my @$$hole

[Thomps9]

I'm no expert on anything like this, but this does somewhat sound like an experience one of my friends had. He seemed to have the same thing wrong with him. He always said his ass hurt like hell, it would bleed, and it felt really large. I guess his was more in the shape of a ring, so I couldn't tell you if this is the same thing you have. But he went to the doctor and found out that it was a boil!!! So honestly, I would go to the doc and get everything straightened out. Just my .02.


Thomps

 

[JoBu]

dipshit.....very mature.....again, what's your education and experience to diagnose a medical problem over the internet?....

 

[JoBu]

Re: hem.jpg

Does it look like this?

Fucking shit gilly...you gotta warn us before doing that. I damn near power-chucked dinner

 

[MoreBeefPlease]

3. ANY DOCTOR YOU SEE IS LEGALLY AND ETHICALLY BOUND TO DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDNETIALITY. Doesn't matter who your daddy is. That it could be that much an embarrasment would make it all the more critical that the doc keeps everything on the QT. If he lets it out, he gets sued and likely can loose his license.

i agree

 

[RussianBro]

Re: hem.jpg

Does it look like this?

Gilly, damn it... that was freaking gross... I hate you... A f..king shock therapy, damn it...

anyhow... most of a time it comes and goes away... most of a time due to your diet... go to the damn doc and NOONE will give a shit if you juice or not... you are big, so what???
They will tell you what to eat and what not to eat...

FYI... My hemorroid comes back for a week or so when I start new cycle... There are good supplements to take to make that go away and temporarily relief by preparation H and hemorroid creams... Nothing to be too imbarassed about...

Just by the way... I don't keep white underwear anymore these days... looks too disgusting... my wife got rid of them... bought me black ones...

 

[MohawkMuscle]

Just POP IT!

;-)


You dont need 30 replies to see a doctor or that it may be hemmroids!

 

[wartime100]

Sorry but just by the name of this thread you can't help but laugh. Goto the fucking doctor.

 

[Focker]

Ok I'm no medical doctor but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to diagnose a hemroid. Just do a simple google search and you should find all you need to know. The symptoms described sound exactly like a hemroid to me. If you do not want to go to the doc for whatever reason, go get some ex-lax to soften your shit so you dont have to squeeze so damn hard that you pop a friggin blood vessel and squeeze out part of your rectum (that's what the golf ball is) when you take a shit. Preparation h will help too if your asshole is burning. Don't take medications (asprin, ibuprofen, etc) that thin your blood either. If your shittin bright red blood you'll prolly be ok (hemroids, ruptured blood vessels cause this) but if its dark red/brown then you definitely need to see a doc.

 

[Squirrel Masta]

Re: Re: hem.jpg

Fucking shit gilly...you gotta warn us before doing that. I damn near power-chucked dinner

My question is why the fuck would you save that to your hard drive or look up ass hole on a search engine to prove your point. Thank God I am not platinum

 

[Hengst]

Who's your dad?