HELP!!! probation violation, help with beating a U.A.?

[orca]

Got a call from the p.o., I quit my job with out telling her and now a strange call from his secretary for a meeting on saturday, nobody is even there on saturday, its either a steroid test, not just a drug test, they test for aas because of being arrested for possesion with intent to distribute, along with tax evasion and some other stuff, so if its not the U.A. when I get there it will be a cop there to take me back to jail for violateing probation.

Maybe nautica could help, actually anybody with knowledge about beating the test please help.



M.J.

 

[Busterball]

What are u taking now and the past 6-10 weeks? This info is much needed!

 

[AAP]

Sounds like you are going down dude.

 

[orca]

Thanks anal that will help me keep my head up LOL.
And get this, my dumb ass just started taking EQ, lets just say might be fucked.


M.J.

by the way these statements are not ORCA 'S he is a friend letting me use his comp.------I could still use some advice on passing that test.

 

[marx]

Bro...check your PM...

 

[orca]

b
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[genarr3]

This site has some good info on the subject:
http://www.elitefitness.com/sites/hulkster/drug_test.html

 

[nautica]

Damn dude, never take deca or eq when test are possible. The only thing you can do is number one make sure you T/E ratio is okay. It is late so grab one of the girls birth control pills it will help. Number 2 you have to prevent Eq from showing up. The only possible solution is to drink lots and lots of water. To color your urine you need B-12, and to make sure you have plenty of creatine in your urine eat some steaks tonight and in the am.

Good luck
Nautica

 

[Deepsquat]

hey I don't want to be a smart ass here ...but why did you quite you job and not tell your PO???? When you knew that there would be consiquencis for such an action? How many times have you screwed up in your life and ended up in jail or arrested??? The reason I ask is maybe you need to take a look at your life and figure out a different plan of action ...because the present on is not working.

 

[Quadsweep]

Good luck bro!

 

[justwannagetsum]

Hey bro, I just beat an AS test a few weeks ago. It wasnt a probation test, but one done by a drug rehab (yes it was specifically for AS) . I drank 5 liters of water 3 hours before the test and pissed like 15 times before I gave the sample. My urine was so clear, that if I put it in the fridge, someone could have drank it and never know it wasnt water. That may not work for a PO as they are aware of these tricks, but it might buy you time until the next one after this comes back inconclusive. Make sure you use something like b12 to color it and maybe they wont catch on. Good luck!
JWGS

 

[nautica]

One thing about B-12, is that it not only colors the urine a certain color but it also has a vitamin smell. If your probby is good he will notice. But just tell him your are health conscience and take alot of vitamins. Also do not forget the steak for the extra creatine. This will trick the test into thinking it has not been watered down.

Nautica