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Help my friend get his car stolen
- Thread starter Dragon14
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First off, be sure your friend is not a dumbass like the guy that totale his car for the insurance and only had liability. Secondly, make sure your not to far upside down on the vehicle-your insurance will only pay your vehicles worth. There are certain areas here that you could perhaps solicit such a job for $500.00. Make it look legit, take your girl to a movie and have it swiped from the parking lot. And if you don't want to involve anyone else, get a football helmet and a pillow and just fuck it up yourself. Don't rely on the airbag though, you'd be surprised how often they don't really work. Especially on used vehicles.
BTW-don't hit a telephone pole because you will be sued by the utilities for a few k if it has to be replaced. If it is front wheel drive, your better off hitting it to one side and whipping the wheel in an effort to rip the wheel right off the fucking car. You'll also incur hood damage, likely door problems, front fender damage, and if your likely twisted chasis or undercarriage damage. It doesn't take much to add up to 5-8k in damage. And don't be a fool and hit it head on at 55mpm. A good off to one side impact of around 25mph is sufficient. There are consequences to this, it may not work as you might not do it just right, your insurance rates can really go up and if your friend is young forget about owning anything other than a 1.3litre for the next 15 years. And dont do it where someone can be watching you. Especially if you really are wearing a helmet.
Just find a big ditch, let the fucker go, jump in the creek at the bottom and roll all over in the mud and get your hair wet and walk to the neighbors house in distress and when the answer fall limp on their pochstep. Only for a second though, you dont want the ambulance bill.
Or you could be like my friend and do some mechanical work on it while smoking a cigarette and just burn the motherfucker down in your driveway. Hell, 2 for one. Get it close to your house and torch that mofo to. Oh, and if you ever do a house just take all your furniture out and replace it with $5.00 garage sale shit, arrange a bottle of alcohol(dont show up like gas)near a faulty(make it faulty)outlet and make sure all your windows are shut tight. Smolder and woooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Just find a big ditch, let the fucker go, jump in the creek at the bottom and roll all over in the mud and get your hair wet and walk to the neighbors house in distress and when the answer fall limp on their pochstep. Only for a second though, you dont want the ambulance bill.
Or you could be like my friend and do some mechanical work on it while smoking a cigarette and just burn the motherfucker down in your driveway. Hell, 2 for one. Get it close to your house and torch that mofo to. Oh, and if you ever do a house just take all your furniture out and replace it with $5.00 garage sale shit, arrange a bottle of alcohol(dont show up like gas)near a faulty(make it faulty)outlet and make sure all your windows are shut tight. Smolder and woooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Dragon14
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$500? That's reasonable.
As for the M 1000... you rubber cement BBs to the outside of it, let it dry, and it's basically like a shotgun shell going off. The idea is not to blow up the whole car - just total it.
rsnoble, you got Karma coming.
Anyone need $500? Hypothetically of course.
As for the M 1000... you rubber cement BBs to the outside of it, let it dry, and it's basically like a shotgun shell going off. The idea is not to blow up the whole car - just total it.
rsnoble, you got Karma coming.
Anyone need $500? Hypothetically of course.
BonerBoy said:
I personally would opt to stay away from ideas like this and the m1000. That is when it's your car. It raises a lot more flags. It's pretty common for someone that is upside down and even late on payments to have a wreck, but for it to just blow up in not. This is more for fucking up someone elses car.
As for m1000s-a legit one in a metal tube is very dangerous. If all the windows were rolled up you most likely would occur random holes in the seats, dashboard damage, and cracked(not blown out) windows. Then again, this is best for some assholes car.
