help! i was not arrested last night!

[stilleto]

I didn't drink 15 gin and diet tonics, so nobody made fun of me and I didn't break any bottles over anyone's head or whip out my concealed weapon. I don't have a criminal record a mile long so i didn't threaten anyone or run from the cops or resist arrest.

what should i do???

 

[alien amp pharm]

You sound like a goodie-goodie, boring, prude to me

 

[ortiz34]

Talk to Scout ASAP

 

[hotzie]

you should give me a hummer immediately

 

[stilleto]

You sound like a goodie-goodie, boring, prude to me

i'm gonna have someone leave a message for me in work that i can't come in, due to the trauma your post just caused me.

 

[alien amp pharm]

i'm gonna have someone leave a message for me in work that i can't come in, due to the trauma your post just caused me.

your big, dull ass doesn't do any work

 

[hotzie]

your big, dull ass doesn't do any work

agreed

 

[stilleto]

oh yeah, i forgot.

think i'll take a nap.

then buy hotzie a hummer.

 

[Smurfy]

I didn't drink 15 gin and diet tonics, so nobody made fun of me and I didn't break any bottles over anyone's head or whip out my concealed weapon. I don't have a criminal record a mile long so i didn't threaten anyone or run from the cops or resist arrest.

what should i do???

fuck it, you're screwed.

 

[stilleto]

fuck it, you're screwed.

don't you judge me, biatch.

 

[hotzie]

oh yeah, i forgot.

think i'll take a nap.

then buy hotzie a hummer.

fuck i love you.

 

[Smurfy]

don't you judge me, biatch.

I'm offended.

 

[jnevin]

I think maybe you should throw caution to the wind, forget about common sense and responsibility, and see how that goes.

 

[CO B-man]

Get prisoner costumes and imeddiately get your need for prison bitch attention taken care of in a bedroom role play scenario

 

[SgtSlaughter]

it's off to solitary confinement for you missy!

 

[stilleto]

I'm offended.

me too. i'm leaving.

 

[stilleto]

Get prisoner costumes and imeddiately get your need for prison bitch attention taken care of in a bedroom role play scenario

excellent idea.
i need chain too.

 

[Smurfy]

I think maybe you should throw caution to the wind, forget about common sense and responsibility, and see how that goes.

I think that's a fantastic plan. It has worked for lots of people around here.

 

[reno240]

I didn't drink 15 gin and diet tonics, so nobody made fun of me and I didn't break any bottles over anyone's head or whip out my concealed weapon. I don't have a criminal record a mile long so i didn't threaten anyone or run from the cops or resist arrest.

what should i do???

That happened to me once.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Quick shave you head, get a butch tatoo!
Better off making some one your bitch than being a bitch.

 

[jnevin]

I think that's a fantastic plan. It has worked for lots of people around here.

agreed


But you need to make sure you have kids first. This plan won't work without kids.

 

[jackangel]

lmao

 

[CO B-man]

excellent idea.
i need chain too.

I have handcuffs!

 

[digimon7068]

I didn't drink 15 gin and diet tonics, so nobody made fun of me and I didn't break any bottles over anyone's head or whip out my concealed weapon. I don't have a criminal record a mile long so i didn't threaten anyone or run from the cops or resist arrest.

what should i do???

i'll ask the questions missy. . .i'm afraid i'm gonna have to put the cuffs on you though.

btw diet tonic tastes like ass. . .bottling that shit outta be a crime.

 

[stilleto]

I think that's a fantastic plan. It has worked for lots of people around here.

i swear, if i get away with this, i'm not going to straighten my act. In fact, i'm gonna get CRAAAAAAAAAAzy.

 

[stilleto]

i got the kids already. this morning I broke down and cried and told them everything that didn't happen last night.

they're afraid we won't go on welfare and i won't be going to the big house.

 

[jnevin]

i swear, if i get away with this, i'm not going to straighten my act. In fact, i'm gonna get CRAAAAAAAAAAzy.

You should get wasted, break a beer bottle, and use it to rob a bank. Have your kids waiting in the car.

 

[SoKlueles]

well and i didnt go down to the jail and bail her out either

 

[stilleto]

You should get wasted, break a beer bottle, and use it to rob a bank. Have your kids waiting in the car.

screw that... i'm gonna make them DRIVE the car. the one i didn't steal.

 

[Whiskey]

wow.... feel the love... the tough love.

Stilleto, i'm glad you're not my mom... you'd prolly threaten to snip off my wee wee everytime I left the toilet seat up.

BTW, you scare me... kinda hot actually............ ;-)

Whiskey

 

[needtogetaas]

i got the kids already. this morning I broke down and cried and told them everything that didn't happen last night.

they're afraid we won't go on welfare and i won't be going to the big house.

well lest I have never bin on welfare.lol I allways have enoff cash in the bank to cover my bills well I am gone.

 

[Smurfy]

well lest I have never bin on welfare.lol I allways have enoff cash in the bank to cover my bills well I am gone.

HMMM

 

[hotzie]

HMMM

mmmhmmmm