Hello, my name is Fro and I'm a puppet fucker.

[Raina]

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We are all waiting to hear about Stu, the tootless wonder, and that stickies pantsuit thing!

I am rather quiet about the whole relationship with Stu. Don't get me wrong, he is a great puppet, but he has some serious issues. Things got pretty ugly. I ended up having to get a restraining order. Last I heard he met a really nice hello kitty bath toy and they were happy together.

It's VERY snowy today so I'm having to wear more than post it notes and coffee filters. Plus I have a lot more to do today. So I'm just wearing regular office clothes (a long dress)....but I have been making sculpures out of paper clips and coffee grounds. I'm hoping some art scout will come in some day and be moved by one of my works. I'll keep you posted on my alternative-office wear line though.

 

[HumorMe]

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I am rather quiet about the whole relationship with Stu. Don't get me wrong, he is a great puppet, but he has some serious issues. Things got pretty ugly. I ended up having to get a restraining order. Last I heard he met a really nice hello kitty bath toy and they were happy together.

It's VERY snowy today so I'm having to wear more than post it notes and coffee filters. Plus I have a lot more to do today. So I'm just wearing regular office clothes (a long dress)....but I have been making sculpures out of paper clips and coffee grounds. I'm hoping some art scout will come in some day and be moved by one of my works. I'll keep you posted on my alternative-office wear line though.

 

[Raina]

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Oh, so you think it's funny that I was stalked by a puppet?? Do you know the fear of wondering if you'll turn the corner to find an obsessed fuzzy alligator puppet staring at you with lust in his little worn plastic eyes??

 

[HumorMe]

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Oh, so you think it's funny that I was stalked by a puppet?? Do you know the fear of wondering if you'll turn the corner to find an obsessed fuzzy alligator puppet staring at you with lust in his little worn plastic eyes??

Damn, this just keep getting better!

Don't worry, obviously by your description of Stu, he sure can't bite, that is unless you want him to gum you a little.

Sorry to laugh at your pain.

 

[Raina]

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Don't worry, obviously by your description of Stu, he sure can't bite, that is unless you want him to gum you a little.

I'll forgive you HumorMe. I have a big heart.

Yes, things with Stu were tender in the beginning...and as the felt teeth wore down, it just got better. It was his jealous puppet temper that tore us apart. He was always screaming "You're playing with other puppets aren't you...I head that you slept with that stuffed panda last week". It was out of control. I'm sad to say this, but I'm not sure I'll ever trust another puppet again. I know that's a dramatic statement, but it's true. I see deceit in those plastic eyes. I think I need therapy to get over all of this.

I'm currently involved with a soft spoken collectors edition GI Joe.....

 

[HumorMe]

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Yes, things with Stu were tender in the beginning...and as the felt teeth wore down, it just got better. It was his jealous puppet temper that tore us apart. He was always screaming "You're playing with other puppets aren't you...I head that you slept with that stuffed panda last week". It was out of control. I'm sad to say this, but I'm not sure I'll ever trust another puppet again. I know that's a dramatic statement, but it's true. I see deceit in those plastic eyes. I think I need therapy to get over all of this.

I'm currently involved with a soft spoken collectors edition GI Joe.....

You know, the wearing out of the felt teeth is intriguing to say the least. Things that make you go HMMMMMM.......

I'm sorry, my mind was wondering a little too far, anyway, Now you have me wondering what GI Joe collects.

Hope this doesn't get moved to Between the Sheets.