Hello, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Biteme

[biteme]

I'm 5'6" tall, I flip burgers for a living. I can't keep an erection, I did not have any sheets on my bed until I got support from my ex-wife. I cannot eat pussy and I'm poor. Will you go out with me??? LMFAO.

 

[gotmilk]

Bikinimom shoot you down again?

 

[biteme]

Bikinimom shoot you down again?

Oh no, she was just telling the truth. She's not capable of lying, it is not within her to do so. I think I should just shoot myself.

 

[gotmilk]

she's online now. Ask her again.

I hear big vagina is popular in Tejas

 

[coldblue1955]

I'm 5'6" tall, I flip burgers for a living. I can't keep an erection, I did not have any sheets on my bed until I got support from my ex-wife. I cannot eat pussy and I'm poor. Will you go out with me??? LMFAO.

are you biteme's clone?

 

[biteme]

I just think it's funny.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I just think it's funny.

LOL

So do the rest of us.

And stop lying - you are 5'7" heheheheheheeee

Did you buy sheets yet for that mattress?

Cable TV is nice on your exwife's dime eh?

 

[gotmilk]

you two should just marry each other...cut down on your bills...fuck your brains out..

and give back that stupid snake to Mrs. BiteMe

 

[coldblue1955]

LOL

So do the rest of us.

And stop lying - you are 5'7" heheheheheheeee

Did you buy sheets yet for that mattress?

Cable TV is nice on your exwife's dime eh?

5'7 is too short.

 

[biteme]

LOL

So do the rest of us.

And stop lying - you are 5'7" heheheheheheeee

Did you buy sheets yet for that mattress?

Cable TV is nice on your exwife's dime eh?

I hope I can shrink a couple of inches because I don't want to ruin your reputation of always telling the truth. Should I throw out the 6 or 7 pairs of sheets as well? Should I give up all my credit as well? Or empty my bank account? Sale my house and land and move into a trailor park? Give up my car?

 

[Bikini Mod]

5'7 is too short.

Standing atop Biteme's wallet - you are correct.

Even with all the money from his exwife - it still isn't enough. Sorry, but it will take more than a sheet on a mattress on the floor and cable TV to excite me. LOL

 

[coldblue1955]

I hope I can shrink a couple of inches because I don't want to ruin your reputation of always telling the truth. Should I throw out the 6 or 7 pairs of sheets as well? Should I give up all my credit as well? Or empty my bank account?

grow to my height would be so cool. 6'3 that is.

 

[biteme]

grow to my height would be so cool. 6'3 that is.

Why not shoot for 6'7"? I heard those growth pills work.

 

[coldblue1955]

Why not shoot for 6'7"? I heard those growth pills work.

too tall for me.

 

[biteme]

I'm 5'6" tall, I flip burgers for a living. I can't keep an erection, I did not have any sheets on my bed until I got support from my ex-wife. I cannot eat pussy and I'm poor. Will you go out with me??? LMFAO.

This will be my new profile on match.com

 

[coldblue1955]

This will be my new profile on match.com

Go get them tiger!

 

[biteme]

Go get them tiger!

Thanks! Oh, and I forgot to add that I'm a stalker! I can't lose.

 

[StickFigure]

I'm 5'6" tall, I flip burgers for a living. I can't keep an erection, I did not have any sheets on my bed until I got support from my ex-wife. I cannot eat pussy and I'm poor. Will you go out with me??? LMFAO.

LOL!! This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George is just blatently up front and blunt about who he is!

 

[madbomber31]

hey biteme... maybe you can have her spank your daughter.. she will get off on that.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL!! This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George is just blatently up front and blunt about who he is!

WERD

 

[Bikini Mod]

hey biteme... maybe you can have her spank your daughter.. she will get off on that.

Ummmm I dont spank other people's kids - not even my sister's.

However, if he whooped that little girl's ass and gave her some consistent guidance he would not have a fraction of the problems with her that he does.


(And I aint the only one with that opinion.)

Or maybe he should just stop obsessing over trying to fuckover his exwife (who forgot about his ass YEARS ago) and focus on giving his daughter what she REALLY NEEDS.... HIS FULL ATTENTION.


However, because they live there and we live here she can call him an asshole (and whatever other disrespectfull name she has in her vocabulary - I am sure that she has many even though he is a good god-fearing christian LOL) and throw shit at him and steal his cards and run them up buying all sorts of shit that she doesnt need and smoke and drink and fuck boys - our lives will not be affected worth a damn.

I dont wish this for her AT ALL.... I feel sorry for the kid.


But since you brought it up there Madbomber.... wait a minute - shouldn't you be bitching about not being able to get your old handle back and calling those that support elite morons or something?

 

[biteme]

Ummmm I dont spank other people's kids - not even my sister's.

However, if he whooped that little girl's ass and gave her some consistent guidance he would not have a fraction of the problems with her that he did.


(And I aint the only one with that opinion.)


However, because they live there and we live here she can call him an asshole (and whatever other disrespectfull name she has in her vocabulary - I am sure that she has many even though he is a good god-fearing christian LOL) and throw shit at him and steal his cards and run them up buying all sorts of shit that she doesnt need and smoke and drink and fuck boys - our lives will not be affected worth a damn.

I dont wish this for her AT ALL.... I feel sorry for the kid.


But since you brought it up there Madbomber.... wait a minute - shouldn't you be bitching about not being able to get your old handle back and calling those that support elite morons or something?

Jesus lady, I made this thread as a joke. I didn't expect you to get on here and tell more lies and put a spin on the truth. You remind of another woman here.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Jesus lady, I made this thread as a joke. I didn't expect you to get on here and tell more lies and put a spin on the truth. You remind of another woman here.

The only joke here darlin.... is you.


But thanks for the laughs!

 

[biteme]

The only joke here darlin.... is you.


But thanks for the laughs!

Anytime!