He said, she said - a funny

[velvett]

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to
put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home
half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of
money.

8) He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be
king!

She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me
everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."


5) He said... "Shall we try a different position
tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by
the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find
another man like your
late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said ... What have you been doing with all
the grocery money I
gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun
tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do,
leave the hallway
light on.

...and the number 1 "He said...She said"..
1) He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She
said...I would, but you're never there.

 

[big4life]

OMG.


I think I hurt myself.

 

[Jimsbbc]

That's some funny shit, girl!