Have you ever stopped talking to girl/guy because

[biteme]

I didn't stop talking to her, but I knew it wouldn't work.

 

[digimon7068]

nah. . .i'd pretty much talk to anyone that would spread their legs for me.

q: why do women have vaginas?

a: so men will talk to them!




































of course i'm kidding. . .i love women. . .and yes. . .my wife runs the show. . .i'm just the dragon-slayer. . .

 

[zsp2133]

glad u take it with a grain of salt

as much as it pains me, i cant help but like some of the shit you say, so your cool with me

 

[Jon79]

as much as it pains me, i cant help but like some of the shit you say, so your cool with me

k i will tell hr its ok to call u




lol

 

[zsp2133]

k i will tell hr its ok to call u




lol

your too good to me lol, but i will be waiting by my phone nonetheless

 

[Jon79]

your too good to me lol, but i will be waiting by my phone nonetheless

just keep asking she will come around

 

[5150guy]

she was a dead back in the sack or the guy was not packing the heat?

To make this question gender equal shouldn't the hot dog down the hallway scenario be added to the possibilities??

 

[covergrl80]

To make this question gender equal shouldn't the hot dog down the hallway scenario be added to scenario as well?

Good Idea!

Have you ever kicked a girl out of bed cause her hallway was to wide?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Oh I am not a size-ho at all. Matter of fact if a dewd is even average or a little below he can seriously hurt me depending on the angle.

The dood was just CLUELESS in the sack.... this after he talked him self up FOREVER about how *skilled* he was.

I was like OH MY GOD. I took my clothing off..... for this?!?!

And he was also a lying sack of shit. Turned out he wasn't yet legally divorced. And he painted this pic of how great, Great, GREAT he was and what he had to offer.... blah, blah, blah... bullshit, Bullshit, BULLSHIT.

He hadda be one of THE LAMEST lays .... EVUH!

And the important thing is you learned something about the type of guys who talk themselves up the most, right......?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Oh definitely.

Selfish or self-centered people - typically don't make for good lovers.

And good lovers don't necessary make for great partners.

But that's a whole other topic.

Love is the only acceptable form of insanity.