Have you ever dated a pathological lair?

[big_bad_buff]

i've dated two.....if lying ever comes up and they give you this speech, or something like it, you know they are a pathological lair.


well, i dont lie or dont like to, there is no point, if you lie then you have to remember that lie so you can lie about it again blah blah blah

i forget exactly how it's said but both chicks i dated said bassicly the same speech and both were pathological lairs. it's crazy, they will say something, then you ask about it the next day or so and it will be the same only a little different, then if you ask again later it will be a changed a little more. it's weird

 

[hardrock]

My ex fiance was one. I was even warned about it by an ex of hers at the beginning of our relationship, but figured it was just a burned ex. I was with her for two years before i finally had enough. I find it really hard to trust women now and it sucks.

 

[lartinos]

There are wiminz who tell the troof?

 

[javaguru]

Yes, I've dated many wiminz...

 

[all the whey]

All hetrosexual males have.

 

[DannoMight]

oh I'm going to move back to florida. i miss my friends. translation = I'm going back to my husband who I'm still legally married to but left him behind with the two kids so i can whore it up for a few months.

 

[snacky cake]

oh I'm going to move back to florida. i miss my friends. translation = I'm going back to my husband who I'm still legally married to but left him behind with the two kids so i can whore it up for a few months.

damn.

lol.

 

[snacky cake]

I've dated one.

The dude started talking about how he flew choppers in vietnam.

So I said, "what did they issue you, a red rider bb gun, because you were not even 18 when the vietnam war ended.

He must have dated some dumb women in the past because apparently no one ever called him out on that bullshit before.

 

[all the whey]

I know a guy who dated a liar. She lied about raiding his snack pantry.

 

[chris302001]

I've dated one.

The dude started talking about how he flew choppers in vietnam.

So I said, "what did they issue you, a red rider bb gun, because you were not even 18 when the vietnam war ended.

He must have dated some dumb women in the past because apparently no one ever called him out on that bullshit before.

You're talking about when you and Arabian dated right?

 

[snacky cake]

I know a guy who dated a liar. She lied about raiding his snack pantry.

lol...we never dated...or else I could claim to have dated 2.

 

[snacky cake]

I know a guy who dated a liar. She lied about raiding his snack pantry.

i'm so pwnd.

lol.

 

[DannoMight]

damn.

lol.

that was when i was just turning 21. she was 26 hot, petite, olive skined, and a mouthfull of lies. her friends ended up telling me all after a while. The funny thing is that all her friends were telling me that each one was nothing but a liar/whore. Turns out that was the only thing they really didn't lie about.

 

[Smurfy]

I was married to one. NO, not lumberg

 

[snacky cake]

that was when i was just turning 21. she was 26 hot, petite, olive skined, and a mouthfull of lies. her friends ended up telling me all after a while. The funny thing is that all her friends were telling me that each one was nothing but a liar/whore. Turns out that was the only thing they really didn't lie about.

lol...priceless

where have you been? we missed ya

 

[DannoMight]

lol...priceless

where have you been? we missed ya

working and working on my house. I had to put in a new septic field and some sewer piping. fun stuff. I also been replacing windows and tearing off some of my siding and putting on cultured stone. lately it helps to be a construction worker for a living. I can do a lot of work myself and for what I can't I have friends that can. Just by putting in teh septic field myself I saved around $4000.

 

[snacky cake]

working and working on my house. I had to put in a new septic field and some sewer piping. fun stuff. I also been replacing windows and tearing off some of my siding and putting on cultured stone. lately it helps to be a construction worker for a living. I can do a lot of work myself and for what I can't I have friends that can. Just by putting in teh septic field myself I saved around $4000.

cool. i unclogged my terlet yesterday by myself...lol

 

[all the whey]

cool. i unclogged my terlet yesterday by myself...lol

That means you clogged it yourself sexy.

 

[snacky cake]

that was when i was just turning 21. she was 26 hot, petite, olive skined, and a mouthfull of lies. her friends ended up telling me all after a while. The funny thing is that all her friends were telling me that each one was nothing but a liar/whore. Turns out that was the only thing they really didn't lie about.

Oh shucks, I just realized you don't know who the heck is talking to you. I'm heatherrae. I had to delete my old account. Long story.

However,

We missed you.

 

[snacky cake]

That means you clogged it yourself.

well, yeah. it's just me and devin at home and he sure didn't clog it! lol.

 

[DannoMight]

cool. i unclogged my terlet yesterday by myself...lol

please tell me you didn't use a plunger....

 

[chris302001]

That means you clogged it yourself sexy.

Devin prolly crawled in and got that big gourd stuck.....


(lolol kidding hr)

 

[snacky cake]

please tell me you didn't use a plunger....

ummmm...yeah. i didn't use my hand. ??? lol.

 

[snacky cake]

Devin prolly crawled in and got that big gourd stuck.....


(lolol kidding hr)

 

[all the whey]

well, yeah. it's just me and devin at home and he sure didn't clog it! lol.

Proof you have been raiding guys snack pantrys!

 

[snacky cake]

Proof you have been raiding guys snack pantrys!

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...they willl hide their stuff if you keep talking.

 

[big_bad_buff]

I find it really hard to trust women now and it sucks.

yup, find myself questioning everything they say now, doesnt matter who it is. "you're really going to the store mom?" lol

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Seriously dude - you have no idea!

I knew the worst bitch ever. She lied so much she actually convinced herself that her lies were true.

I would catch her out time and time again and then she would shout and attack me for calling her out and she woudl swear I was insane and didn't remember what she had said.

It would be funny cause it would be like this:

Her: I'm going camping this weekend with my Russian friend and you're not invited because it's a girls weekend out.

Me: OK, enjoy it

Next Day Her: I can't wait for the trip I am going on, the hotel is really nice.

Me: I thought you were going camping.

Her: Are you mad, why would I go camping

Comes back from trip:

Me: How was your trip, which hotel did you stay at

Her: I stayed at the Marriot.

Me: Which floor

Her: The 15th

Me: Really? The Marriot only has 11 floors.

Her: Oh maybe it was another hotel

Me: Why do you need to lie, seriously, why?

Her: I don't lie, otherwise I'd have to remember I was lying and would get caught.

ME: Are you for real?

Her: I hate you, you keep calling me a liar

*Door slams, she leaves*

Seriously, WTF