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DannoMight
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please tell me you didn't use a plunger....
Have you ever dated a pathological lair?
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please tell me you didn't use a plunger....
chris302001
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snacky cake
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ummmm...yeah. i didn't use my hand. ??? lol.
snacky cake
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all the whey
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Proof you have been raiding guys snack pantrys!
snacky cake
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SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...they willl hide their stuff if you keep talking.
big_bad_buff
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yup, find myself questioning everything they say now, doesnt matter who it is. "you're really going to the store mom?" lol
Cardinal Slin
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Seriously dude - you have no idea!
I knew the worst bitch ever. She lied so much she actually convinced herself that her lies were true.
I would catch her out time and time again and then she would shout and attack me for calling her out and she woudl swear I was insane and didn't remember what she had said.
It would be funny cause it would be like this:
Her: I'm going camping this weekend with my Russian friend and you're not invited because it's a girls weekend out.
Me: OK, enjoy it
Next Day Her: I can't wait for the trip I am going on, the hotel is really nice.
Me: I thought you were going camping.
Her: Are you mad, why would I go camping
Comes back from trip:
Me: How was your trip, which hotel did you stay at
Her: I stayed at the Marriot.
Me: Which floor
Her: The 15th
Me: Really? The Marriot only has 11 floors.
Her: Oh maybe it was another hotel
Me: Why do you need to lie, seriously, why?
Her: I don't lie, otherwise I'd have to remember I was lying and would get caught.
ME: Are you for real?
Her: I hate you, you keep calling me a liar
*Door slams, she leaves*
Seriously, WTF
I knew the worst bitch ever. She lied so much she actually convinced herself that her lies were true.
I would catch her out time and time again and then she would shout and attack me for calling her out and she woudl swear I was insane and didn't remember what she had said.
It would be funny cause it would be like this:
Her: I'm going camping this weekend with my Russian friend and you're not invited because it's a girls weekend out.
Me: OK, enjoy it
Next Day Her: I can't wait for the trip I am going on, the hotel is really nice.
Me: I thought you were going camping.
Her: Are you mad, why would I go camping
Comes back from trip:
Me: How was your trip, which hotel did you stay at
Her: I stayed at the Marriot.
Me: Which floor
Her: The 15th
Me: Really? The Marriot only has 11 floors.
Her: Oh maybe it was another hotel
Me: Why do you need to lie, seriously, why?
Her: I don't lie, otherwise I'd have to remember I was lying and would get caught.
ME: Are you for real?
Her: I hate you, you keep calling me a liar
*Door slams, she leaves*
Seriously, WTF
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