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Have you ever caught your cawk in your zipper?
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tryionlannister
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When I was eight and once when I was drunk off my ass. Hurt like hell
digimon7068
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no...but my whole body hurts right now just thinking about it 
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EarthRider
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i think mine is too small
how can it even happen, isnt there a boxer, brief or something in between? 
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EarthRider
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obviously woot goes comando
hahahahhaaa
my ex has a two inch scar from doing it drunk off his ass.......
then there was the gorilla glue incident...haha
then there was the gorilla glue incident...haha
pics of zipper scars NAO!
Well, I don't have a cawk but I gave birth to one. I actually have a funny zipper story.
When my son was very young, about six or so, he asked me one morning why we wear underwear. I honestly drew a blank at the time, he caught me flatfooted and mornings were crazy in those days. Anyway, at the time he was going to summer camp at the YMCA. One afternoon later that same week I picked him up from camp and as we were walking away from the Y we're talking about his day. THIS conversation I will remember vividly until my dying day:
Me: "Did you have fun today, son?"
Him: *Shrug* "Some kid flushed my underwear down the toilet."
Me: "What?! Why did he do that?"
Him: *Shrug* "I dunno." I note my child is being uncharacteristically thoughtful.
Me: "You okay son?"
Him: "Yeah." more silence then very quietly and seriously "I know why we wear underwear now."
Me: "Caught it in the zipper, huh?"
Him: "Yep."
When my son was very young, about six or so, he asked me one morning why we wear underwear. I honestly drew a blank at the time, he caught me flatfooted and mornings were crazy in those days. Anyway, at the time he was going to summer camp at the YMCA. One afternoon later that same week I picked him up from camp and as we were walking away from the Y we're talking about his day. THIS conversation I will remember vividly until my dying day:
Me: "Did you have fun today, son?"
Him: *Shrug* "Some kid flushed my underwear down the toilet."
Me: "What?! Why did he do that?"
Him: *Shrug* "I dunno." I note my child is being uncharacteristically thoughtful.
Me: "You okay son?"
Him: "Yeah." more silence then very quietly and seriously "I know why we wear underwear now."
Me: "Caught it in the zipper, huh?"
Him: "Yep."
I just sat like on my tailbone and made my entire crotch numb.....maybe zipper injuries could be treated that way
second thing that came up for "my crotch"
cuz it was funnier than the first
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cuz it was funnier than the first
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WoodyO
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I've already seen ER's pics
PICK3
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ololol!
this thread is useless without pics
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EarthRider
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no woodyo those were pics from a dude that knows pick3 from cutters and wont leave me alone. i forward him all ur messages though
PICK3
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*ebony*
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glad it's an ant bite
i was starting to think it was teh herpe
omg lololololol
PICK3
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kx250rider
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I've done it... YES it hurts! Happened when I had to whiz outside, and was rushing not to get caught, and had not undone my belt. But that wasn't as bad as when I was about 13, and was trying to pee quietly in an RV with people asleep a foot away, so I was kneeling and the seat fell shut! Rupture of the corpus cavernosum 
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Charles
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OMFG KX
I sadly know what you're talking about...OMG
I sadly know what you're talking about...OMG
PICK3
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PICK3
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needtogetaas
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One of the most painful experiences ever.
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