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Have you ever caught your cawk in your zipper?

wootoom

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Jesus christ!!!! Discuss?
 
my ex has a two inch scar from doing it drunk off his ass.......

then there was the gorilla glue incident...haha
 
Well, I don't have a cawk but I gave birth to one. I actually have a funny zipper story.

When my son was very young, about six or so, he asked me one morning why we wear underwear. I honestly drew a blank at the time, he caught me flatfooted and mornings were crazy in those days. Anyway, at the time he was going to summer camp at the YMCA. One afternoon later that same week I picked him up from camp and as we were walking away from the Y we're talking about his day. THIS conversation I will remember vividly until my dying day:

Me: "Did you have fun today, son?"

Him: *Shrug* "Some kid flushed my underwear down the toilet."

Me: "What?! Why did he do that?"

Him: *Shrug* "I dunno." I note my child is being uncharacteristically thoughtful.

Me: "You okay son?"

Him: "Yeah." more silence then very quietly and seriously "I know why we wear underwear now."

Me: "Caught it in the zipper, huh?"

Him: "Yep."
 
I just sat like on my tailbone and made my entire crotch numb.....maybe zipper injuries could be treated that way
 
no woodyo those were pics from a dude that knows pick3 from cutters and wont leave me alone. i forward him all ur messages though
 
I've done it... YES it hurts! Happened when I had to whiz outside, and was rushing not to get caught, and had not undone my belt. But that wasn't as bad as when I was about 13, and was trying to pee quietly in an RV with people asleep a foot away, so I was kneeling and the seat fell shut! Rupture of the corpus cavernosum :eek2:!

Charles
 
Never in the zipper but when I was 18 I was doin lat raises and I banged the dbells in front of me an caught my cock.big blood blister,fuckin cat lookin
 
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