Have a new female roommate....causing a SLIGHT problem

[Lumberg]

You know that thing the people tend to do to "release" their pent-up "frustrations?"

Well with my new roommate during the timeframe while I might normally "indulge" in this type of activity there is another occupant in the house.

Interesting feeling to have build up inside of you. I haven't felt this way in a while

 

[Becoming]

WTF bro- quit speaking in code- spit it out man.....

 

[Razorguns]

huh?

 

[Dogsoldier]

So, your basically saying you can't jerk off as you're used to, because now you don't live alone anymore?

 

[WarriorPL]

He wants to jerk off but he can't.

 

[hamstershaver]

i think hes refering to whacking his meat

 

[hamstershaver]

damn you guys are fast

 

[Lao Tzu]

does masturbation make noise or something? why would it matter if someone else was in the house, youre the landlord you make the rules. 5-6pm is masturbation hour.

 

[hardrock]

WTF? You don't have a door on your room? Or a lock on the bathroom door? Maybe she will give ya a "hand". Or more.

 

[WarriorPL]

Is she hot?

 

[Dial_tone]

where do you normally do it? the kitchen?

 

[rjl296]

i thought he was talking about farts

 

[velvett]

Oh for the love of God - do it in the shower.

 

[Lao Tzu]

where do you normally do it? the kitchen?

creative answer. unless he is sharing a bedroom i dont see the problem unless he likes to watch pornos in the living room or something.

 

[WODIN]

I see a stifler moment in your future.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Oh for the love of God - do it in the shower.

do you know what that feels like? the soap creeps up and implants itself in your urethra and it stings for hours afterwards. not worth it. Maybe in the bathroom over the sink but never in the shower.

Plus i think the penis becomes 'overhydrated' in the shower or something with the hot water & lubricant at the same time. that is uncomfortable too.

 

[juve]

I think he wants some of him inside her
Bro, take her to the DC gorgefest

 

[velvett]

do you know what that feels like? the soap creeps up and implants itself in your urethra and it stings for hours afterwards. not worth it. Maybe in the bathroom over the sink but never in the shower.

Plus i think the penis becomes 'overhydrated' in the shower or something with the hot water & lubricant at the same time. that is uncomfortable too.

Rinse off first or get to it before you lather.

Astroglide works well under water.





Enjoy.

Really.

On me.

Well, not literally..

 

[Mr. Black]

Oh for the love of God - do it in the shower.

I've never had good luck jerkin off in the shower. I need some sort of visual to get the job done ie.pics, movies

 

[velvett]

I've never had good luck jerkin off in the shower. I need some sort of visual to get the job done ie.pics, movies

Nive avatar.

Really?
It must be true - I do have a horrible dirty mind

 

[Lumberg]

I've never had good luck jerkin off in the shower. I need some sort of visual to get the job done ie.pics, movies

bing bing bing

Problem is there are no computers in my bedroom or shower stall. Thank you.

As far as flatulence I let a big stinky one as she was moving in.....that's not an issue

Oh and she's married and no sexual desire towards her.

 

[Mr. Black]

Well for me anyways. Exotic stories seemed to work the best, even better than porno movies. Go figure. I'm just glad I'm not single anymore, no need to worry about it.

 

[the nature boy]

yeah I'm not a fan of doing it in the shower either. I get all dopey when I finish and I could possibly slip and fall and that wouldn't be too cool.

 

[Mr. Black]

I do have a horrible dirty mind

That is a good thing

 

[Moderate_THIS]

yeah, cum turns all strandy and shit when the water-soluble portion dissolves away. I hate those DNA strands all over the place after doing it in the shower.

 

[Lift Chief]

Just beat it in your room or when she is gone... why the fuck is this thread so dumb.

 

[Becoming]

Oh and she's married and no sexual desire towards her.

So WTF is she doing living with you? get a new roommate....

NEXT!

 

[Dogsoldier]

So, is she hot? Or not?

 

[Mr. Black]

So WTF is she doing living with you? get a new roommate....

NEXT!

Either that or just cum right out and tell her your a horny guy and that you beat it alot and if she is to hear any slapping sounds, to simply disreagrd them.

 

[Becoming]

oh yeah, we need nude pics to know for sure.... pronto....

put a hidden cam in the shower....

 

[Smurfy]

sounds like you have quite a dilemma...wish i could help <wink>

 

[avenirup]

Oh for the love of God - do it in the shower.

I agree with Velvy, take some lotion (astoglide= ) and like Nike says, just do it. If you really go without doing it for a while you will not need visuals....and if you go too long, you will fill the bathtub up...Have you seen her naked yet?

 

[avenirup]

Mr. Black you win the award for best avatar ever!!! WOW!!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Now these are the things someone who had their shit together would have thought about beforehand

 

[Mr. Black]

Mr. Black you win the award for best avatar ever!!! WOW!!

Glad you like it. I'm quite fond of it myself. Too bad it can't be bigger.

 

[Becoming]

Now these are the things someone who had their shit together would have thought about beforehand

word....

Dumbass..... or is that Do-mahs?

 

[Sebby]

I think I cracked the code. Don't worry Lumberg, the dead cat drove his canoe down interstate 26.

 

[velvett]

I think I cracked the code. Don't worry Lumberg, the dead cat drove his canoe down interstate 26.

HAHAHAHA

 

[Sub-Zero]

so you have 2 roomates?

or shes married but no hubby there? -wtf?


tell her fuck you and move out if she dont like it, and go about your business, if lucky shell join in

 

[Lumberg]

It's not critical at this point. Just kind of mildly amusing.

Yes if it gets bad I won't need visuals.

Trust me the extra $500 in my pocket is worth it!

 

[BO-DEN]

You know that thing the people tend to do to "release" their pent-up "frustrations?"

Well with my new roommate during the timeframe while I might normally "indulge" in this type of activity there is another occupant in the house.

Interesting feeling to have build up inside of you. I haven't felt this way in a while

this all = i want to fuck the hell out of my new roomate but shes in the next room fucking the hell out of someone ELSE

BO-DEN

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

3pages and no requests of pics......worthless thread.......where the fucck are the picS?????

 

[Rex]

Oh for the love of God - do it in the shower.

You ever see what happens to cum when exposed to water? It turns into a webbing type substance that puts spiderman's to shame.

 

[Lumberg]

Dude, without going into details, this became a problem today.

LOL

 

[Bullit]

huh?

He wants to fuck his roomate Bruce.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Dude, without going into details, this became a problem today.

LOL

take the money you are saving by having a roommate and go buy a TV and VCR or DVD player for your bedroom. problem solved.

or just fuck her already. damn, what's the problem here?

 

[Raina]

It's kind of nice to be engaged to your roommate....then getting yourself off in the living room or kitchen isn't frowned upon. lol

 

[Buddy_Christ]

It's kind of nice to be engaged to your roommate....then getting yourself off in the living room or kitchen isn't frowned upon. lol

i'd be more than happy to give you some personal assistance

 

[Lumberg]

take the money you are saving by having a roommate and go buy a TV and VCR or DVD player for your bedroom. problem solved.

or just fuck her already. damn, what's the problem here?

To twll you the truth it doesn't bother me but I thought you guys on EF would get a kick out of it

 

[Buddy_Christ]

if it didn't bother you, you wouldn't of made a thread about it.

 

[Lumberg]

if it didn't bother you, you wouldn't of made a thread about it.

shut up assclam

 

[Buddy_Christ]

shut up assclam

awe, what's the matter? roommate around and you wanna spank the monkey? can't spank it with her in the apartment?

don't worry, you'll figure it out soon.

 

[HodgeMN]

You can always steal her dirty panties and sell them online. Heck, you could even take a sniff yourself. You might not need the visuals anymore.

 

[Lumberg]

can't spank it with her in the apartment?

It's a house that I happen to own assbadger.