Has anyone served any federal time in jail?

[Mad Max]

Just wondering if anone has done some federal time in a low security prison. I'm looking at 1-2 years in a minimal security prison but i'm trying to get into this bootcamp deal which is only 6 months long. I want to know if they have weights and what type of food to expect and how much free time you get. Any info appreciated.
---PEACE---Mad Max

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

depends where you end up

 

[KAYNE]

MINIMUM SECURITY PRISONS ARE PRETTY MUCH A JOKE WHEN IT COMES TO PRISONS. I WOULDNT WORRY MUCH. YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO STORE WHENEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU HAVE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT. NOT SURE ABOUT THE WEIGHTS THOUGH. MOST PRISONS THESE DAYS HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OR NONE AT ALL.



KAYNE

 

[Mad Max]

dread lady- I would be in a new york prison.
This shit better have weights is all i'm gonna say and some fucking protien shakes. I really think this goverment should make me join the military instead of sitting in a cell for some bullshit.
---PEACE---Mad Max

 

[gmanlax7]

i had a felony charge dismissed yesteryday

 

[KAYNE]

dread lady- I would be in a new york prison.
This shit better have weights is all i'm gonna say and some fucking protien shakes. I really think this goverment should make me join the military instead of sitting in a cell for some bullshit.
---PEACE---Mad Max

YOURE GOING TO PRISON. THE ONLY THING THAT "BETTER" HAPPEN IS THAT YOU "BETTER" DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU AND BE NICE ABOUT IT OR THEY WILL INCESSANTLY FUCK YOU.




KAYNE

 

[Testosterone boy]

This shit better have weights is all i'm gonna say and some fucking protien shakes.

Priceless.

 

[Mad Max]

Kayne- yeah I noticed that once they have you they got you by the balls. I guess the best and only way around it is not to get in trouble in the first place.
---PEACE---Mad Max

 

[KAYNE]

IF YOU ARE ONLY DOING 1-2 YEARS, YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO GETTING INTO SOME TYPE OF PROGRAM IF YOU ARE ELIGIBLE I.E...SOMETHING SIMILAR TO BOOTCAMP. IF YOU CAUGHT A DRUG CHARGE, LOOK INTO GETTIN IN A DRUG PROGRAM. THOUGH I'M NOT SURE HOW FED TIME WORKS.

MY FRIEND HAS TO REPORT TO AN AIR FORCE BASE IN MAY TO BEGIN SERVING 5 MONTHS THERE THEN 5 MONTHS HOUSE ARREST. HE WAS CAUGHT WITH TABS AND G.





KAYNE

 

[jnuts]

MY FRIEND HAS TO REPORT TO AN AIR FORCE BASE IN MAY

KAYNE

Eglin? Maxwell?