i used to get crazy drunk and smoke random cigarettes with girls (good way to pick them up...also a good way for girls that dont like smokers to rule you out forever

), which was interesting - then one day i was having a convo with a friend about my propensity to pick up young chicks and generally not look like the old bastard that I really am, and i realised that...smoking gives you wrinkles
...so i instaquit lol
"pffft! pffft! get this fuckin thing away from me! moisturiser! i need moisturiser! aaaaaa!!"