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Happy FUN STRANGEBREW!
-only $14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and random Internet whores should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Strangebrew.
Caution: Happy Fun Strangebrew may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Strangebrew Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Strangebrew on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Strangebrew if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Strangebrew begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Strangebrew may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Strangebrew should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Strangebrew, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Strangebrew include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Strangebrew has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Strangebrew.
Happy Fun Strangebrew comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Strangebrew
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
-only $14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and random Internet whores should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Strangebrew.
Caution: Happy Fun Strangebrew may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Strangebrew Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Strangebrew on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Strangebrew if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Strangebrew begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Strangebrew may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Strangebrew should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Strangebrew, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Strangebrew include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Strangebrew has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Strangebrew.
Happy Fun Strangebrew comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Strangebrew
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
I gotta get me some of that.
