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IvanOffelitch
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(no, not really...this is courtesy of another forum I visit 
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Yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too well.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any Happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning Boss,
Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little
place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment, she said "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there.
On the couch.
Naked.
)Yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too well.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any Happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning Boss,
Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little
place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment, she said "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there.
On the couch.
Naked.
