gym shoot the sh*t thread

[Guinness5.0]

When I lifted at the rec of my college, I was with my roommate one day and these two foreign guys came in to lift (I have no idea what nationality they were). They smelled so incredibly bad that we actually changed up our lifting to get away from them. There is no way I can do their smell justice with words. The best I can do is vinegar, dirty socks and good ol' fashioned BO times 5. It was great to watch (from a safe distance) as people would walk toward them and there heads would kinda snap up and they'd look around wide-eyed like "wtf?" After we moved away from them my roommate goes "damn dude for a second I thought that was you"

 

[casualbb]

I've started making up code-names for the hotties that i see consistently in my gym

so far i've got
"lycra"
and
"the brazilian"

both chosen because they have caboose

 

[TheOak84]

I've started making up code-names for the hotties that i see consistently in my gym

so far i've got
"lycra"
and
"the brazilian"

both chosen because they have caboose

me and my partner do the same thing.

this one girl with a super nice ass we call *christmas hams*

actually her ass looks like an upside down heart. its perfect, full, bounce and thick.. and shes like 5 feet with a decent rack. what a bitch

 

[TRUEsoldier]

talk about bad smelling people, the worst in the gym was when I was in Kosovo, and the UAE (United Arab Emerence) guys were in there, they were so bad that when they would go into an area everybody else would leave, even if they were in the middle of a set...

and me and my buddies make nick names for everyone we see in the gym on a consistant basis, well all the ones that just do the stupidest shit!!!!

Peace

 

[AirWolf]

I just joined a new gym.....I like the wide variety of equipment (ie hack squat) cuz the old gym didn't have that....but NO ONE EVER puts the plates back & the DBs are always mismatched -- in between sets I rearrange them, cuz I'm anal I guess, but I can't stand that they are mixed up....

And I don't think anyone has ever seen a woman deadlift till they saw me do it the other day -- felt like I was on TV. Hey, you guys might want to add that to your ever ongoing arm workouts.....oh wait....

So I was lifting today - waiting on the Hammer Shoulder press...asked the dude how many sets he has left - he says 1, I wait. He finishes then just walks away - leaves a plate, a quarter, and a dime on each side...leaving me to put that shit away and throw another plate on. Now I'm not asking him to help throw new weight on for me - but at least offer to take off whatever you were working with.

Sh*t pisses me off.

And by the way - whats up with dudes walking around the locker room naked? Especially old men. Does this happen at every gym or just mine?Seriously - noone wants to see that. Put a towel on!!!

 

[Tweakle]

everytime I walk into the locker room I see an old man's ass crack

the dudes who go for a shit naked, thats just weird

and training in a gym where everyone is too much of a pussy to spot you, that sucks

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

That does suck. It doesn't take a whole lot of manliness to spot someone.

Damn, probably younger peeps huh?

Feminine little bitch asses lol. I want to look GQ. I don't want to get too big. I'm metrosexual. Squats are bad for you. Pansies.

These young guys nowadays are pretty lame. Every time I squat at the gym, I'm the only one squatting. Sometimes I catch these teenagers looking when I'm hittin my top sets. It's cool in a way, but it's funny too. They can't seem to equate size and strength with squats. They think non stop bench is the ticket lol. I love bench, but it's not more important than squats to me.

I squat once a week. I've been doing this at my gym for a good 4 months now. I have yet to see anyoone do squats when I'm squatting. Seen plenty of leg presses, but those don't count.

Actually, there is this guy that was doing full squats once and I saw him at the tail end of my workouts a few times and he ended up asking me for a few pointers so I helped him out. Then I told him to put more weight on. 205 to be exact. He goes, oh, this is no problem. I don't usually go this heavy, but I do like 3 sets of 12 with 135.

This guy's eyes were practically poppin out of his head with the 205 and he wasn't quite hitting parallel. More like an inch or two above lol. Kinda like how arnold did squats. He did 5 sets of 3 and he failed on the 3rd rep of the 5th set. He did good and tried hard, but then the next time I SAw him doing legs he bitched out and was doing leg presses haha.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

I've started making up code-names for the hotties that i see consistently in my gym

so far i've got
"lycra"
and
"the brazilian"

both chosen because they have caboose

damn i lover a nice thick caboose

 

[AirWolf]

That does suck. It doesn't take a whole lot of manliness to spot someone.

Damn, probably younger peeps huh?

Feminine little bitch asses lol. I want to look GQ. I don't want to get too big. I'm metrosexual. Squats are bad for you. Pansies.

These young guys nowadays are pretty lame. Every time I squat at the gym, I'm the only one squatting. Sometimes I catch these teenagers looking when I'm hittin my top sets. It's cool in a way, but it's funny too. They can't seem to equate size and strength with squats. They think non stop bench is the ticket lol. I love bench, but it's not more important than squats to me.

I squat once a week. I've been doing this at my gym for a good 4 months now. I have yet to see anyoone do squats when I'm squatting. Seen plenty of leg presses, but those don't count.

.

Man - I don't know where you guys work out - but I work out at a 24hour fitness which is a very 'family' oriented gym and there are at least 10-15 dudes there that do squats. Granted, most of them do quarter squats and use the pussy pad...but still - at least they're tryin'. And I love watching the girls use the smith machine for squats, especially when they're wearing somethin tight.

 

[Tweakle]

nah ghetto not younger, just pussies. Like when you're lifting and you know if you get stuck there is no-one in the fucking gym who is strong enough to help if you get in trouble, or who knows how to assist or help you rack a weight.

that sucks.