Guys in Dallas beware...Adult Arcade is not what it appears...

[HumanShell]

I had a freaking weird experience last night...I needed some porn, and instead of going to The New Fine Arts, I decided to try this one I had never been to before. It's off 635, out towards the Galleria from Grapevine, right next to some BMW dealership. There is a big sign on top that says XXX ADULT. Well, I drove out there, and noticed that it said "Adult Arcade" on the building too. Well, me being a huge video game fan, thought cool, it's gonna be like Dave & Busters, but with nude games. So, I go in, check out their selection of dvd's, and see the sign that points to the Arcade. Well, I follow it, and I don't hear any machines. There were these hallways with a lot of doors, and I had no idea what they were. So, I continue down the hall, turn another corner hoping that the arcade will be back here, and I see a couple guys standing in this doorway. I ask them where the Arcade is, and they said..."It's right in here, come on in and play some games with us" AHHH!!!!!!!!! I didn't even respond, just turned around, and pretty much ran out of the back. DO NOT GO TO THE ARCADE. THERE ARE NO GAMES IN THERE.

 

[WODIN]

LOL....

 

[Milhouse]

LOL,

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto.

 

[JohnnyO]

hmmm.. how old are you? that's pretty naive not to know what goes on in adult arcades. You probably don't even know what a glory hole is. hehehe

 

[Delinquent]

I'm sorry but I think the whole glory hole thing is the ultimate case of being a closet case.

 

[john937]

LOL! Wait till he finds the Midtown Spa!

 

[decibel]

that is funny as shit!! LOL!! you really didn't know what it was?! it cracks me up that you went in there wanting to play video games!! i bet those guys in the hallway were pretty hot, huh?! LOL!!

LOL! Wait till he finds the Midtown Spa!

HA HA!!, no shit, maybe he'll want to catch a quick workout there!!

 

[supersizeme]

lol funny shit HS. i know that place you're talking about although i've never been in it. i got a new fine arts memebership though but i haven't used that in like 5 years thanks to the internet and no gf right now. i bet they wanted you to play skeeball with their nuts!!

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

HAHA
thanks
whehn we move up there i'm going to take Dread Lord there as a "surprise"

 

[danielson]

bbwwaaahahahaaa...(but could someone explain what a glory hole is )