GUYS!!! - Grooming DONT's for Women

[FitFossil]

Guys, tell (help) us!!

OK, here are some grooming DONT's for men to give you some ideas

--No visible nose hair, ear hair, etc. (or scraggly neck hair either)
--Yellow or otherwise nasty teeth (can ruin even sexiest guy in the world)
--bad breath (no explanation needed I think)
--BO (too much cologne is just as bad)
--dirty or long fingernails, unkempt hands with hangnails, crusty cuticles, etc. (professional manicures not necessary, just basic nail clippers) Same goes for toenails/feet.

 

[karde]

don't over-do the makeup women. It gives your face a dried out look, and make you just look like a clown.

Don't get TOO long of nails. Makes you look trashy

 

[karde]

Also, eye glitter reminds me of candy ravers now. It's not cool anymore.

 

[J-DAM]

No whore paint.
No wooly catepillar eyebrows.
No earrings that look like an infants mobile.
No gangsta bitch/country bumpkin teased bangs.
No handlebar moustaches.

 

[J-DAM]

Oh yea, and no full on braids if you're white (some exceptions apply).

It makes you look like all the other stupid gringos that just got back from Spring Break in Puerto Vallarta.

 

[Aileen]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! you guys are too funny!

 

[LatinGuns]

This may just be a personal preference, but ... woman, one grooming tip - shave that kittykat completely bald. Nothing like a screaming bald eagle.

 

[Elite_Fry]

make sure you shave your armpits

 

[smallmovesal]

how did this turn into a woman's tips thread? lol

 

[Honeynut]

I personally think a completely bald cooch looks like a plucked turkey.
I like just a little hair, very short, up front. For decoration purposes. As for the rest of it, Brazilian wax!

As for men, I'd have to say -

no ponytails!

Please get rid of those MC Hammer workout pants!

Waxing is SO much better than shaving, you're not all stubbly when we cozy up to you... so when it comes to getting rid of body hair, ditch the razor and head to a salon.

Cologne is nice, but the idea of it is to make women want to come closer to smell you. If you spray too much, we can smell you from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over here...

Clean teeth/breath/hands

Hair we can touch