Guess what, I'm not gay after all!

[plifter]

I found out that I wasn't really fantasizing about sucking cock. I was simply craving a banana. I ate a banana this morning and suddenly dicks became disgusting again!

Did you guys really think I was being truthful about being gay? I just thought since everyone kept saying I was a closet case that it would be amusing to see what you'd say if I told you that it was true. You guys were still assholes even to the "gay" me.

 

[curling]

Plifter,

Glad to hear you are not! There is too many on this board as it is. Besides there are no closet cases anymore don't you know it's fashionable to be gay now.

 

[plifter]

Curling, I've never been a fashionable kind of guy! I'll just live my "pathetic" heterosexual lifestyle.

 

[flexed1]

I am very glad. (lol)

 

[curling]

Curling, I've never been a fashionable kind of guy! I'll just live my "pathetic" heterosexual lifestyle.

Chasing women is not "pathetic" it is FUN!! Only if the gay dudes knew what they were missing!

 

[flexed1]

Curling, I will make a wager that says if we go out more will chase me and this will piss ya off. The biggest turn on to a pretty women is a guy who looks like me blowing them off. Trust me on this. You may look more gay than me. (lol)

 

[Slice of Peach2]

I moved this thread already.

 

[The Varnsen]

Where to?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Where to?

Elite Between the Sheets.

 

[AAP]

Thank god you are not gay, we have criteria for players on our team. And you seem to come up "short".

 

[curling]

Flexed1,

Funny that you should say that. I have funny story to tell ya about one of the reasons I started bodybuilding. My cousin(guy) were at this bar with his girlfriend and my ole lady. Well me and him went get some drinks on the way chicks were just checking him out(he was about 235 9%bodyfat at the time) I on the otherhand was just a normal looking dude with a little gut.

So after a while I got tired of it especially when this good looking older blond was starring at him like she wanted to do him at the club. Since he was walking in front of me I looked at her said, "he's gay" then kept walking laughing to myself about how I got him good. Then it hit me that she probably thought that I was his boyfriend.

So that goes to show shit does come around. But anyway he was some of my motivation(after seeing how the chicks go for bodies) to start lifting.

 

[r00+]

Sig

I'd believe you plifter, but your sig says your message is "fictitous".




Aww, I knew you hadn't turned to the Bright Side.

 

[AAP]

fAG

aSSWIPE.

 

[AAP]

We already have our own island. It is called Manhattan.

What a moron. Tell me how it feels to be so stupid? You can kiss my ass and your mother can too if she can jump this high.

 

[flexed1]

Curling, funny story.