Guess what happened when I was bouncing...

[slat1]

The kid on the far end of the dance floor was flashing his light at me. I busted through the crowd to get over there. Four guys were trying to pull him out the door. I wasn't sure if anyone we worked with was outside so I didn't want to shut the door.
I wound up outside fighting four Mexican guys. Only one of them got a punch in on me. Right on the chin. It looks like a bug bite.. LOL. He sucker punched me while I was fighting two of the other guys.
Well, he came back again and tried to hit me. This time I saw him coming and planted my size 12 Doc Martin right in his face. Thats got to hurt.
At that point I was told to go inside by my boss.
I'm 32 years old. I hate fighting. Its so pointless. Yet guys who can't get laid always start them.
Oh well. At least I didn't punch the guy. I had him lined up but just felt bad. I would have crushed him. For some reason smashing his face with my shoe seems a lot more respectable.
Thats the story.. I'm going to bed!

 

[HS Lifter]

later


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[spongebob]

thats a damn good story. yea its always the guys who dont have any pu**y to go home to that like starting trouble. thier always jealous of something, you either have a chick with ya or you look better or look like you have something going for ya. its always some jealous loser. thats why i got sick of going out, someone always wanting to smart off for no reason. butch of clowns.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

yes, but some of us no pussy getting mofos can fight just fine.

 

[spongebob]

yea but usually thier not starting trouble, its the no pussy mofo's that are jealous that do it.

 

[UA_Iron]

this should have been caught on video.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol i know a guy who got booted in the back by some bouncers and took photos of the foot shaped bruise

i was out last night (just for something different, you kno ) and while i was dancing away, i spy this black chick absolutely booting the crap out of another blonde girl on the floor (her form was pretty good too!) while holding the blonde by the hair. anyway, a bouncer was trying to get her off from her left side, but the right leg was going 'bunk bunk bunk' against the blondies skull. anyway, like usual, i ripped off my glasses and became SuperDelicious, zoomed over and grabbed that filthy black chick by the legs (i admit it, i was trying to cop a feel ) (maybe not ) and yanked her towards the door, but i was dragging the weight of the blonde along with her - anyway, the bouncer turn towards me and says "shes got the other one by the hair!" so i nodded and just pulled harder, meaning that the blonde was getting skulldragged, poor thing, and all of a sudden she let go (personally i would ahve stuck my finger in her eye, and seen how good her grip was with my thumb probing her eye socket) and we carried the cow out the door, and wow! could she squirm! daaaaaaaaamn!

so anyway, after she was tossed out and another bouncer finally came along, i used my time wisely and, you know...chatted up the doorgirl who is hoooooooot

i swear i need a supersuit made up, with a big "GD" in the middle of my chest. out of spandex. with built in socks on the crotch. ooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeaaaahhh

 

[tuc biscuit]

light? as in flashlight or laser pointer

 

[HiDnGoD]

I swear i need a supersuit made up, with a big "GD" in the middle of my chest. out of spandex. with built in socks on the crotch. ooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeaaaahhh

If you do this, take a picture, & post it for comments on the women's forum.

 

[JKurz1]

The kid on the far end of the dance floor was flashing his light at me. I busted through the crowd to get over there. Four guys were trying to pull him out the door. I wasn't sure if anyone we worked with was outside so I didn't want to shut the door.
I wound up outside fighting four Mexican guys. Only one of them got a punch in on me. Right on the chin. It looks like a bug bite.. LOL. He sucker punched me while I was fighting two of the other guys.
Well, he came back again and tried to hit me. This time I saw him coming and planted my size 12 Doc Martin right in his face. Thats got to hurt.
At that point I was told to go inside by my boss.
I'm 32 years old. I hate fighting. Its so pointless. Yet guys who can't get laid always start them.
Oh well. At least I didn't punch the guy. I had him lined up but just felt bad. I would have crushed him. For some reason smashing his face with my shoe seems a lot more respectable.
Thats the story.. I'm going to bed!

Fing bully.................pick on someone your own size brutha.............














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