gross problem plz help

[lilj888]

gross problem plz help regarding Ass Wiping

After im done shitting i have to wipe my ass about 20-30 times(each time i use a new 3-4 sheets) after wiping 20-30 times my ass is fucking bleeding and i finally have no more shit left. My ass is very hairy tho. But wtf and i take a shit everyday so its very painful to wipe my ass. Plz help me figure away to get the shit away faster.

 

[jh1]

LMFAO....


WTF you need help wiping ur ass? Can't be 4 real...

 

[cindylou]

lol dont buy cheap toliet paper








gross

 

[jh1]

Get in the shower you disgusting fuck...

 

[cindylou]

lol his ass is very hairy tho

 

[covergrl80]

LMFAO!! use baby wipes!! you Nasty..

 

[vixensghost]

Power washer?

 

[string_bean00]

shave your ass dirtyball

 

[vixensghost]

Nair

 

[Tytan]

powerwash after taking a dump, fid a girl who doesn`t mind helping you wash your hairy dingleberry ass.

 

[Mavafanculo]

I bet this thread ends up in Best Of Elite

 

[lilj888]

what the hell is a powerwash

 

[vixensghost]

what the hell is a powerwash

You have access to an air compressor?

 

[Mavafanculo]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/best-elitefitness-com/

 

[Lestat]

 

[nab12]

U serious?


You cant clean your own ass & dont know what a power washer is??

 

[Mavafanculo]

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[vixensghost]

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He must not smell it yet.

 

[Mavafanculo]

He must not smell it yet.

digger just saw it

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[vixensghost]

digger just saw it

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LMAO... Good one!

 

[Jon79]

Nair

nair on the botty hole?

that shit leaves a rash on my chest

 

[vixensghost]

nair on the botty hole?

that shit leaves a rash on my chest

Try it and tell me what happens on the o-ring.












I am SOOOOO kidding!

 

[binö]

Re: gross problem plz help regarding Ass Wiping

After im done shitting i have to wipe my ass about 20-30 times(each time i use a new 3-4 sheets) after wiping 20-30 times my ass is fucking bleeding and i finally have no more shit left. My ass is very hairy tho. But wtf and i take a shit everyday so its very painful to wipe my ass. Plz help me figure away to get the shit away faster.

lmao!
i'd imagine you plug alotta toliets with your technique
may i suggest the glove method? efficent and double sided

 

[LuluDeren]

Surrre, I phrase my poopie question objectively and perfectly clinical, and *POOP*, I mean *Poof*, it's gone.

 

[binö]

Surrre, I phrase my poopie question objectively and perfectly clinical, and *POOP*, I mean *Poof*, it's gone.

the thought of something as fine as your bottom producing defacation is outright blasphemy

 

[LuluDeren]

the thought of something as fine as your bottom producing defacation is outright blasphemy

My original inquiry was on the behalf of a friend.

 

[jnevin]

Glad I just fuckin' ate and had the sense to click on this.

 

[Jon79]

Try it and tell me what happens on the o-ring.












I am SOOOOO kidding!

it was a bloody mess let me tell ya

 

[Y_lifter]

You need more fiber in your diet...

or baby wipes

 

[Mavafanculo]

My original inquiry was on the behalf of a friend.

girls arent allowed to poop.

farting is OK tho, because its funny.

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[digimon7068]

acidophillus. . .take it every day. . .

 

[bw1]

lmfao

 

[seaking420]

LMAO @ this thread. Power wash your anus........hahahahahahahaha that'll sting a little, but Im sure itll get rid of any left over chunks of poop that are dangeling from your anal hair.......lolololololololo

I feel bad for the next chic that tosses your salad



Seriously though probably baby wipes would help, but dude shave your ass hair bro, you wont have to wipe as much

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Let's pretend this is a legitimate problem.
Try metamucil twice a day.
Trim your ass hairs.
Use baby wipes - good enough for Flex Wheeler, good enough for you.

 

[Jacob Creutzfeldt]

Eat more fiber and enema every morning.

 

[MichaelScott]

could be an anal fissure

 

[wootoom]

poop thread much?

 

[Sub-Zero]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10614416/Baby_Wipes_Amd_Wet_Wipes.jpg

 

[Sub-Zero]

digger just saw it

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lilj888]

i might have to go with the fresh naps but how does that help?? it will problemly tear at my asshole just like toilet paper

 

[gonelifting]

I agree with Y_Lifter. Fiber.

 

[jh1]

longest lasting poop thread ever.

 

[jnevin]

 

[nab12]

Make sure you dont have an anal fissure like someone else mentioned...could be why its bleedin

 

[lilj888]

shaved the butthole, still just the same amount of whiping to clear the residue, wtf man

 

[nab12]

are you shittin us??

 

[-SD-]

Someone archive this fucking thread, its perfection needs to be immortalized for all time. "It belongs to the people now"

 

[doc holliday]

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha! thats all i have to say. -DOC

 

[BIGBUCK$]

fuckin dirtbag

 

[lilj888]

OMFG im so happy these baby wipes fucking rock. I ONLY WIPED less the 10 times!!!!!!! and it didnt hurt!!!!! this is fucking amazing i love baby wipes. I dont know how they work but god damn it they fucking work good!!!!!!!!!

 

[ZKaudio]

at least your keeping it clean, still have buddies who rock skid marks on white undies/boxers... that is straight up disgusting. Wouldn't you rather have a raw hole than a dirty one?

 

[puddlemonkey]

How did I miss this gem? lol

 

[lilj888]

at least your keeping it clean, still have buddies who rock skid marks on white undies/boxers... that is straight up disgusting. Wouldn't you rather have a raw hole than a dirty one?

thats why i wipe that shit squeeky clean and now i only have to wipe so little, thank u to whoever invented baby wipes they are awesome

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf is a baby wipe? Special toilet paper?

 

[lilj888]

wipes for a babys bottom they are really wet

 

[puddlemonkey]

wipes for a babys bottom they are really wet

So is Killahs vagina but that doesn't mean I want it anywhere near me.

 

[Kano]

Why Do You Have To Wipe Ten Times With Baby Wipes ??! What Is Happening In Your Starfish That Is Not Normal.. And By The Way You Need To Buy Kandoos You Can Not Flush Baby Wipes Down Your Toilet