Greeting from Uranus...I mean London, England

[Nathan]

I'm here on business sitting in an internet cafe at like 1:30 am and I'm bored. It's a Sunday so don't think I haven't been tearing this country up cause I totally have. I'm here with a buddy from back home who is just out for some good times.

So far British people are mostly huge assholes (and also ugly and fat), but you can still find really cool ones. We met two nice British dudes on Friday in Southampton who showed us which clubs to hit. I almost ended up getting suckered into a fight with a pikey - I didn't even know they were real. I was drunk and being an idiot. We later found the two cool girls in the city - a polish blonde and a slovakian brunette - I'll post pics later for all the pervs out there cause they were definitely the hottest girls in the city that we saw. Granted, there wasn't much to choose from but these girls were still hot and cool - we had to work to get them to warm up to us but when they did we were golden. They were super cool and showed us around some more. Good, clean fun for the whole family.

Last night we went out in London to Leicester Square. We weren't dressed for it but somehow managed to get into a ritzie club - we kept saying help two fellow bouncers from Canada out who don't know what the fuck is up over here. It finally worked and we were on our way. We somehow ended up in this private party on the sixth floor that I don't think we were supposed to be at. We introduced ourselves to a bunch of really nice black dudes who looked like tehy were having a good time. They were getting four bottles of exspensive champagne a pop brought to their table frequently - with fircreacker-type thing int eh ice and everything. The one dude hooked us up with free champagne and some shots - I got pretty drunk off like one glass of champagne and two shots. Hey big spender. It seems like you really need to look hard find the nice people amongst the assholes - not sure if this is chance but most of the people who were really nice were black. Most of the white people need an attitude adjustment. I'm not racist or anything I swear. So you can relax.

I'll be shocked if anyone read this far.

 

[Cal_21]

I'm here on business sitting in an internet cafe at like 1:30 am and I'm bored. It's a Sunday so don't think I haven't been tearing this country up cause I totally have. I'm here with a buddy from back home who is just out for some good times.

So far British people are mostly huge assholes (and also ugly and fat), but you can still find really cool ones. We met two nice British dudes on Friday in Southampton who showed us which clubs to hit. I almost ended up getting suckered into a fight with a pikey - I didn't even know they were real. I was drunk and being an idiot. We later found the two cool girls in the city - a polish blonde and a slovakian brunette - I'll post pics later for all the pervs out there cause they were definitely the hottest girls in the city that we saw. Granted, there wasn't much to choose from but these girls were still hot and cool - we had to work to get them to warm up to us but when they did we were golden. They were super cool and showed us around some more. Good, clean fun for the whole family.

Last night we went out in London to Leicester Square. We weren't dressed for it but somehow managed to get into a ritzie club - we kept saying help two fellow bouncers from Canada out who don't know what the fuck is up over here. It finally worked and we were on our way. We somehow ended up in this private party on the sixth floor that I don't think we were supposed to be at. We introduced ourselves to a bunch of really nice black dudes who looked like tehy were having a good time. They were getting four bottles of exspensive champagne a pop brought to their table frequently - with fircreacker-type thing int eh ice and everything. The one dude hooked us up with free champagne and some shots - I got pretty drunk off like one glass of champagne and two shots. Hey big spender. It seems like you really need to look hard find the nice people amongst the assholes - not sure if this is chance but most of the people who were really nice were black. Most of the white people need an attitude adjustment. I'm not racist or anything I swear. So you can relax.

I'll be shocked if anyone read this far.

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[Nathan]

How long ago did I post this? I decided to try a litle hash tonight - hadn't touched any green in five days. That's a new record folks in the last five years. A new record by like four days. Beat that. I was tired and getting stressed and now I feel nice and relaxed. Works wonders.

Anyways, anybody else been here? Your thoughts?......Yello?

 

[Cal_21]

5 days nice. I just started smoking 2 days ago after a 2 month break. Drank a lotttt of Jim Beam though perhaps too much.

 

[Nathan]

5 days is a start. Look at me, I'm growing....I fell like I use that line a lot.

 

[Cal_21]

5 days is a start. Look at me, I'm growing....I fell like I use that line a lot.

I wish I could go 5 days without jerking it. It's an addiction of mine. I can't even go a day...actually I'd be happy if I could cut it down to once a day...tmi....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

5 days is a start. Look at me, I'm growing....I fell like I use that line a lot.

Sounds like good times Nate

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

How long ago did I post this? I decided to try a litle hash tonight - hadn't touched any green in five days. That's a new record folks in the last five years. A new record by like four days. Beat that. I was tired and getting stressed and now I feel nice and relaxed. Works wonders.

Anyways, anybody else been here? Your thoughts?......Yello?

You are correct, that is a Coldplay tune, and yes they're from England.

 

[JayC9]

I see you're fitting nicely into the Brit binge drinking culture.

Been to London a few times myself, it's a cool place, plenty much to see and do though a true blooded Cockney is a rare find in London these days.

How are you finding the accent? How are they finding your accent? Girls like it?

 

[AAP]

If you can't find hot women in London, you are hanging in teh wrong places.