Got an email from the chic Omega didn't nail

[AAP]

Reads :

"Damn you were right. I owe you $20. I tried my best and the kid's still a virgin. I'm so horny, I'll make it $40, my old engagement ring, and any doorknob in the house if you come over and knock my pussy out of the box."

 

[rykertest]

"Got an email from the chic Omega didn't nail"

You are gonna have to be WAY more specific than that.

 

[Sub-Zero]

the one she sent me said my penis was too small

 

[-SD-]

"Got an email from the chic Omega didn't nail"

You are gonna have to be WAY more specific than that.

So that we may specify said chic, please indicate:
1. Time Zone
2. State
3. Congressional District
4. County
5. School District
6. Street Address

 

[Lestat]

lmao!!!

 

[FISHTALES]

Reads :

"Damn you were right. I owe you $20. I tried my best and the kid's still a virgin. I'm so horny, I'll make it $40, my old engagement ring, and any doorknob in the house if you come over and knock my pussy out of the box."

your awsome!

 

[Smurfy]

Reads :

"Damn you were right. I owe you $20. I tried my best and the kid's still a virgin. I'm so horny, I'll make it $40, my old engagement ring, and any doorknob in the house if you come over and knock my pussy out of the box."

rofl.

 

[redsamurai]

Reads :

"Damn you were right. I owe you $20. I tried my best and the kid's still a virgin. I'm so horny, I'll make it $40, my old engagement ring, and any doorknob in the house if you come over and knock my pussy out of the box."

I'm calling BS.....the girl was clearly too drunk to be able to write such an....."eloquent" message...............