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Picked up 4 more colognes today. Noticed if I turn my bottles sideways in the wine cooler I can fit about 20 more in there. I briefly stopped buying cause I thought I was out of room. (no gay)
 
What did you get.
I have three so far.. HM Angel, I like Mulger, the betamen blows though, and Gucci Pour Homme...My standard.
HM is my favorite though.
 
"so far"? Does that mean you plan on purchasing more?


I picked up the newest Armani, Varvatos V, Givenchy Homme, and the only Kenneth Cole I was missing - Signature.

No way...
I"m back in your timezone bish..
However, yeah, not exactly what I expected.
Won't have problems sleeping on that 5 hour flight home, though.

How is the newest Armani? How is the Givenchy?
 
How is the newest Armani? How is the Givenchy?

Haven't worn either one yet, I'm still addicted to Canali Black Diamond. We're gonna hit the 80's this week temp wise though, time to change it up and start sportin' some summer scents.
 
Haven't worn either one yet, I'm still addicted to Canali Black Diamond. We're gonna hit the 80's this week temp wise though, time to change it up and start sportin' some summer scents.

Does Mori make another man scent?
I saw butterfly for women... but unsure if they make another for dudes...

BTW... Twitter thread... You had a spark of creativity there. Means things are going good. Great threads reflect a balance in your life for creativity to emerge..
Happy for ya.

Puddle's Mom would be proud... if she got it.
 
Does Mori make another man scent?
I saw butterfly for women... but unsure if they make another for dudes...

Nope, just the one HM for men.

BTW... Twitter thread... You had a spark of creativity there. Means things are going good. Great threads reflect a balance in your life for creativity to emerge..
Happy for ya.

If I contained any more awesome I'd shit skittles.
 
does anyone else find it funny that puddles always tried to portray the tough/ugly hardcoremetalnerd guy and always ripped on those of us that were considered "metro", but now he's trying to jump aboard the ship? did he finally realize that fat/bald/angry/shittymusiclistening jagoffs get no vagina/attention?
 
Jocamo (the original in the black bottle) and Green Water bitches.
 
anyone who has more than two is :rainbow: ..and doesn't even know it yet. :FRlol:
 
anyone who has more than two is :rainbow: ..and doesn't even know it yet. :FRlol:
FUCK don't say that. Does it count if some wimmenz bought them all for you.
 
Negative. Only self made purchase count towards your :rainbow: card.
SHHhshshsh Thats good to hear. I used to love some Cool Water, and the wife got tired of it and started buying shit left and right so I prolly got 20 bottles of diffrent stuff. She is partial to the Armani Code and Polo Black. I honestly have only ever bought maybe one or two bottles for myself.
 
Ten Fo. How was your weekend bro?
fantastic! mother nature made a fool of the weatherman by not raining for french quarter fest..my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity (longtime readers here may remember him) and his current flavor of the week gf are in town... :artist:

how was YOUR weekend?
 
FUCK don't say that. Does it count if some wimmenz bought them all for you.

That is worse. Because she is either saying two things :

1 - You stink.
2 - She wants you to smell like one of her old ex BFs.

Let's hope in your case she means #1.
 
good shit bro. i tried out a bunch the other day. i thought ck eternity was bomb.
ended up picking up vs: very sexy for men because girls love that shit. it's cheap too.
 
good shit bro. i tried out a bunch the other day. i thought ck eternity was bomb.
ended up picking up vs: very sexy for men because girls love that shit. it's cheap too.
ck eternity is STILL my "signature scent". peeps that barely know me walk up to me to sniff my neck. ;) :artist:
 
That is worse. Because she is either saying two things :

1 - You stink.
2 - She wants you to smell like one of her old ex BFs.

Let's hope in your case she means #1.
LOL Yea ok then well I'm pretty sure I don't stink. I keep pretty clean. And all of her ex Bf's were candy ass small dicked border line homo's. You know lil rich boy punks, not many of them thou I stole her off the candy isle when she was young.LOL
 
fantastic! mother nature made a fool of the weatherman by not raining for french quarter fest..my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity (longtime readers here may remember him) and his current flavor of the week gf are in town... :artist:

how was YOUR weekend?
Oh shit man chased kids around my youngest boy had a region baseball tournament, and my oldest had his spring football game for college, so i was in the road bro. My daughter is a dancer so her mom deals with that.
 
Oh shit man chased kids around my youngest boy had a region baseball tournament, and my oldest had his spring football game for college, so i was in the road bro. My daughter is a dancer so her mom deals with that.
enjoy 'em while they are younger, dood! once they hit puberty they will disown you until they are in their 30's.. :(
 
does anyone else find it funny that puddles always tried to portray the tough/ugly hardcoremetalnerd guy and always ripped on those of us that were considered "metro", but now he's trying to jump aboard the ship?

I want nothing to do with your ship, ass pirate.
 
Not if I don't tell Wendy it's not. I'll probably have to buy her something nice now to remove the guilt :(

Dood, it is. You know how I feel about the subject, but even if you insist on wearing cologne, switching up all the time almost defeats the purpose. Sure, you smell nice, but you don't get that smell memory with them that gets them thinking about you when you aren't there.

Plus, the more diversity you have, the more likely you are to eventually smell like a guy from her past.
 
Dood, it is. You know how I feel about the subject, but even if you insist on wearing cologne, switching up all the time almost defeats the purpose. Sure, you smell nice, but you don't get that smell memory with them that gets them thinking about you when you aren't there.

Plus, the more diversity you have, the more likely you are to eventually smell like a guy from her past.

lol@me wearing em all


I have about 30 bottles I'll most likely never touch more than once. I have my few favs which I wear 85% of the time (actually Wendy's favs). Certain ones are better in certain weather or seasons. As for the smell memory, I thought of that ahead of time and Tom Ford is the one that she associates with me. I wore it on our first date. That and Canali Black Diamond are her favs, and that's all I wear when I'm with her. When I go to work or elsewhere, I mix it up.

I know it's hard to believe, but I'm smarter than I look :)
 
I totally expected this thread to be about how you finally had sex instead of dry humping Wendy.

Boy was I wrong!
 
If you don't wear them, why the hell do you buy them?

Wait.

Scratch that.

I have a ton of designer dresses I've only worn once or twice. So I guess I kinda understand.

But still. Put stephen in a line up of 100 men, none of them wearing cologne, I could pick him out easily (blindfolded). There's something so intensely comforting about the way he smells. I wouldn't trade that for the best cologne out there.
 
If you don't wear them, why the hell do you buy them?

Wait.

Scratch that.

I have a ton of designer dresses I've only worn once or twice. So I guess I kinda understand.

But still. Put stephen in a line up of 100 men, none of them wearing cologne, I could pick him out easily (blindfolded). There's something so intensely comforting about the way he smells. I wouldn't trade that for the best cologne out there.

That would be the Pheromones
 
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