gonna eff a cutie dancer... but

[oxymoron]

she's gotta be dir...tee.
ok on flight back from pittsburgh and this hottie on the erj next to me says "lets meat up to get a drink" at a bar up the street from me. i say hot but definitely not classy hot, super trashy. ffaaaack. do i go or is this an invitation for nasty poon not to mention stripper drama very good looking but more trouble than its worth.

 

[oxymoron]

And at least 8 glasses of wine in me at themoment thanks to my ass friend from work. Outstanding buzz. Outstanding!

 

[WoodyO]

Wut?

 

[Headholio]

This is such a tough decision, especially after 8 glasses of wine.

Go.

 

[oxymoron]

Alight at the apt ill update. Later.


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[zwhit]

Don't be a pussy. Smash that

 

[mellow33]

You won't do it

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[WoodyO]

Stay home and beat off.

 

[dew925]

Do it !!! Hit it hard!!! Take some pics to?

 

[oxymoron]

Alright gonna sound dumb as fuck but were about to hook up watching battleship. Her fucked up roommate is giving us shit hang on


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[oxymoron]

Tight body bitches holy fuck.jrf


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[Lumberg]

she's cheating on you bro

 

[oxymoron]

dirty sneakin trackin butt cheeks. flabby

 

[oxymoron]

anyone seen this movie... sheeet this bad echo one one target alien

 

[oxymoron]

One of the worst films iv3 ever seen. $on ren5 Bart too much wont and hotti3s


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[oxymoron]

never ever rent battleship mutha faaad=ckkks holy crap relax baby.

 

[oxymoron]

yeah douche bags tge magic is gona happen just chill is everyone alright here

 

[SpyWizard]

pics with her holding a spoon, or i'm calling bullshit..

and starting a petition to have you banned for a week..

 

[nimbus]

deuce on her chest bro!

i'm eagerly awaiting the pics

 

[ceo]

pics of a fresh deuce on her chest, or I call bullshit.

 

[WoodyO]

Is this a Spartacus thread?

 

[Headholio]

I bet started puking or passed out. Or just couldnt do it.

 

[oxymoron]

Got totally jacked up with her and her roommate but screwed her. It wasn't pretty...I cried and sang "Tiny Dancer" to her. She woke up half way through my weeping serenade and kicked me out.


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[ceo]

shoulda fucked em both. fail.

 

[nangiggles]

never ever rent battleship mutha faaad=ckkks holy crap relax baby.

Nobody fucking cares about the movie they want details on banging the girl, did you ever fuck your friends girl? you're not a closer bro...

 

[stosstruppe]

Shoulda banged them both before subsequently strangling them & immolating their apartment to remove the evidence. Fail.

 

[ppgfreak]

Good for you. Nothing wrong with smashing a dirty one every once and a while.

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[nimbus]

brb, getting my reading glasses so i can see the pics

 

[digimon7068]

Good for you. Nothing wrong with smashing a dirty one every once and a while.

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*in

as in, in for picks of dirty little whore...

 

[ceo]

Got totally jacked up with her and her roommate but screwed her. It wasn't pretty...I cried and sang "Tiny Dancer" to her. She woke up half way through my weeping serenade and kicked me out.


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Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[WoodyO]

It was a dude, wasn't it?

 

[digimon7068]

*in

as in, in for picks of dirty little whore...

omg