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going to the grocery store hungry

swole

swole

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shrimp cocktail, fuggin asparagus!!, gourmet cheese that costs like 8 stupid dollars for .0003oz (that's what biteme makes an hour!!), activa yogurt, beef (93/7 lean), chicken, 2% milk, captn crunch, cactus pears, raspberries ( i can seriously eat 6lbs of these daily), light bulbs (i eat 60 watts per 1 iu of jewz),

you know what i never have to buy!??! cuz i get it FREE FROM WORK!!!??

laundry detergent, fabric softener, dryer sheets, deodorant, axe (on mah nutz), lotion, hair pomade, mayo, lipton tea, lawry spices, bertoli olive oil, shampoo, conditioner. that's right bishes.

what's the most worthless thing you bought at the grocery store? you know, that delicious looking thing you ended up throwing out.

i bet you i don't eat the asparagus before it goes bad.
 
If I'm at the grocery store hungry it's hard to make it through without eating something. I actually like asparagus. Fuck I am an eating machine
 
javaguru said:
That's why I buy frozen veggies....and I generally put them in shakes. Veggies are nasty!!!
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the grocery store is a single mom MARKET!!! i bet you have to beat them off with a loaf of bread esp when you wear your hs varsity jacket!!
 
swole said:
the grocery store is a single mom MARKET!!! i bet you have to beat them off with a loaf of bread esp when you wear your hs varsity jacket!!
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a la Al Bundy. Does he do the Heismann pose? Or the qb throwing pose?
 
swole said:
the grocery store is a single mom MARKET!!! i bet you have to beat them off with a loaf of bread esp when you wear your hs varsity jacket!!
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I thought I lost that thing years ago...my mom surprised me with the "look what I found" a few months ago. The day I left high school, I stopped wearing it. I always made fun of the douche bags wearing jackets from years ago at the HS games....get a life. :) I'm in the program...no need to advertise..lol.
 
i buy way too much when I go shopping while hungry
i buy way too little when i go shopping when full
when im thirsty i buy shitloads of drinks
i could go for a diet pepsi max right now but my husband drank it all
 
I usually buy carrots and apples in bulk, then throw them out a few weeks later. Good intention.
 
I worked at the grocery store from 13-18, I'm a grocery store god inmo:)

I bought a Brisket and Turkey yesterday and I bet I cook them both by new year. That is a shitload of meat for a single guy.
 
Damn, the Captain Crunch explains those love handles , Swole. :)

Stuff we've purchased then thrown away? Tofu. I've always wanted to try recipes with it, but can't get past the gag factor. Tried twice- not gonna happen!

Cactus pears? Really? What do you do with those? I've never tried cooking with those. 'Splain?
 
swole said:
shrimp cocktail, fuggin asparagus!!, gourmet cheese that costs like 8 stupid dollars for .0003oz (that's what biteme makes an hour!!), activa yogurt, beef (93/7 lean), chicken, 2% milk, captn crunch, cactus pears, raspberries ( i can seriously eat 6lbs of these daily), light bulbs (i eat 60 watts per 1 iu of jewz),

you know what i never have to buy!??! cuz i get it FREE FROM WORK!!!??

laundry detergent, fabric softener, dryer sheets, deodorant, axe (on mah nutz), lotion, hair pomade, mayo, lipton tea, lawry spices, bertoli olive oil, shampoo, conditioner. that's right bishes.

what's the most worthless thing you bought at the grocery store? you know, that delicious looking thing you ended up throwing out.

i bet you i don't eat the asparagus before it goes bad.
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LOL dickhead.
 
shit. . .you did good. . .when i go to the grocery store hungry, i come home with bad shit. . .tombstone pizzas, mozzerella cheesesticks, chef boyardee ravioli. . .it brings out the friggin' trailerpark in me. . .
 
swole said:
shrimp cocktail, fuggin asparagus!!, gourmet cheese that costs like 8 stupid dollars for .0003oz (that's what biteme makes an hour!!), activa yogurt, beef (93/7 lean), chicken, 2% milk, captn crunch, cactus pears, raspberries ( i can seriously eat 6lbs of these daily), light bulbs (i eat 60 watts per 1 iu of jewz),

you know what i never have to buy!??! cuz i get it FREE FROM WORK!!!??

laundry detergent, fabric softener, dryer sheets, deodorant, axe (on mah nutz), lotion, hair pomade, mayo, lipton tea, lawry spices, bertoli olive oil, shampoo, conditioner. that's right bishes.

what's the most worthless thing you bought at the grocery store? you know, that delicious looking thing you ended up throwing out.

i bet you i don't eat the asparagus before it goes bad.
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i only fuck with dapper dan
 
i buy all kinds of shit...and alternatively when i eat a nice meal b4 going all i want to do is get out of there and i hardly buy anything
 
I buy the same exact things every week/as I need them and then supplement with my eating out

oats, eggs, peanut butter, chicken, steaks sometimes, bread, frozen pizzas and burritos etc


then eat fast food ed
 
Cheeses, I'll gravitate toward the expensive cheeses. Why some moldy ass sheeps milk sounds good when I'm hungry I have NO idea ... I go for shrimp cocktail when I'm hungry too, which is really weird because I'm not THAT wild about shrimp.
 
vixensghost said:
Damn, the Captain Crunch explains those love handles , Swole. :)

Stuff we've purchased then thrown away? Tofu. I've always wanted to try recipes with it, but can't get past the gag factor. Tried twice- not gonna happen!

Cactus pears? Really? What do you do with those? I've never tried cooking with those. 'Splain?
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you just peel and eat cactus pears

lol @ cooking with them
 
vixensghost said:
Damn, the Captain Crunch explains those love handles , Swole. :)

Stuff we've purchased then thrown away? Tofu. I've always wanted to try recipes with it, but can't get past the gag factor. Tried twice- not gonna happen!

Cactus pears? Really? What do you do with those? I've never tried cooking with those. 'Splain?
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pffft And I thought you were a chef. Guess your just a cook.
 
Cereal........bought cereal a couple of months ago & STILL haven't eaten it.....it's good till 2008 tho, so I still have time....
 
My husband loves to cook and I love to eat it, but since we work so damned many hours now he buys waaaaaaaaaaaay too much food that we dont eat because we eat out 'cause he is waaaaaaaaaay too tired to cook for us.

*sigh*

We are looking for a live-in housekeeper.... anyone want to apply?
 
swole said:
you just peel and eat cactus pears

lol @ cooking with them
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lol@ you for being a cactus prick. :)

You can cook anything btw. I'll just have to get some a try some recipes in spite of you now. :)
 
I let my wife do most of the grocery shopping cause all I but is strawberry shortcake rolls, red meat, chicken, oatmeal, rice, bake and break cokies, frozen pizzas(Jacks natty rising), milk, eggs, and cheeze. And an assorted variety of cereal.
 
dannomight said:
I let my wife do most of the grocery shopping cause all I but is strawberry shortcake rolls, red meat, chicken, oatmeal, rice, bake and break cokies, frozen pizzas(Jacks natty rising), milk, eggs, and cheeze. And an assorted variety of cereal.
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I also tend to use my getting high powers before I go and that sometimes helps determine what I buy.
 
bw1 said:
If I'm at the grocery store hungry it's hard to make it through without eating something. I actually like asparagus. Fuck I am an eating machine
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and fat too
 
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