Going to jail in 4 days

[KnockedOutFAST]

Ok so i got 8 felonies, and my attorney is trying to get me down to 1 misdemeanor and probation for 5 years and community service. And restitution and fees. FUCK but it is my first offense and im a former marine, what do you think will happen? Court is on thursday

 

[chris302001]

Ok so i got 8 felonies, and my attorney is trying to get me down to 1 misdemeanor and probation for 5 years and community service. And restitution and fees. FUCK but it is my first offense and im a former marine, what do you think will happen? Court is on thursday

What did you do?

 

[Smurfy]

8 felony charges?
for what?

 

[bottleneckblooz]

Stop listening to that damn rap music!

 

[mustang_00]

look at the bright side. you'll be eyebrows deep in ass in the joint. no homo

 

[KnockedOutFAST]

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

 

[chris302001]

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

Wow.......if I was your girl, I probably wouldn't have any problem with cheating on you either.....

 

[KnockedOutFAST]

She steals too

 

[chris302001]

She steals too

LMFAO........oh.......okay........I can see how that makes everything okay. Carry on.

 

[Lestat]

that sucks bro, but why did you rip people off and steal? Don't you think you deserve some time?

 

[SaladFork]

Man you need to get your head on strait.

 

[bottleneckblooz]

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

What do you got planned when you get out punk?

 

[Smurfy]

kind of a disgrace to the marines IMO

 

[chris302001]

kind of a disgrace to the marines IMO

Yeah dude, whaddya say to that?

 

[KnockedOutFAST]

I did it with old friends after i got out....my life was a mess and i didnt think straight. So stupid and I do deserve time, i was wondering how much you guys think ill get.

Im different now i have a lot of love for every human, i learned that everybody is unique and im respecting and understanding that more and more each day.

 

[KnockedOutFAST]

What do you got planned when you get out punk?

A cycle of test/dbol

 

[SaladFork]

Im different now i have a lot of love for every human, i learned that everybody is unique and im respecting and understanding that more and more each day.

People always say that when they are in touble and about to get pwnd by the courts. In the joint people always turn to Jesus. Do your time, come out a changed person. Ditch the looser friends you hang around they are doing nothing but dragging you down.

 

[jackangel]

alter much?

 

[chris302001]

People always say that when they are in touble and about to get pwnd by the courts. In the joint people always turn to Jesus. Do your time, come out a changed person. Ditch the looser friends you hang around they are doing nothing but dragging you down.

SF put it a lot nicer than I ever could, so I'll just say +1

 

[WhistleBritches]

if this is an Alter ur an idiot

if this is a real person, try to change as you go into this

I am a firm believer, if your not dead its never to late to start being good.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Dooood.
I hope this is a BS thread.
If not I suspect confinement will be a big part of your future.

 

[chris302001]

Dooood.
I hope this is a BS thread.
If not I suspect confinement will be a big part of your future.

And if you run into any brotha's nicknamed Mandingo, I suggest you fucking run...

 

[KnockedOutFAST]

What is an alter? And why is this a BS thread?

Thanks Whristle i really just want new mature friends that i can talk to about life, not stupid shit like drugs and themselves. All my friends are selfish i hate it i think im gonna go to NA meetings soon too.

Why is confinement a big part of my future??

 

[KnockedOutFAST]

People always say that when they are in touble and about to get pwnd by the courts. In the joint people always turn to Jesus. Do your time, come out a changed person. Ditch the looser friends you hang around they are doing nothing but dragging you down.

Ok

 

[chris302001]

I'd start loosening my butthole if I were you.....pm Pick3 for advice....

 

[PICK3]

alter much?

+1

butt this guy is pretty good :BS:

 

[KnockedOutFAST]

+1

butt this guy is pretty good :BS:

Hey pick3 i was reading other posts and saw you were so ill just ask for that advice for when im in jail on this post rather than PM you....no need for privacy if you're already out of the closet

 

[PICK3]

Hey pick3 i was reading other posts and saw you were so ill just ask for that advice for when im in jail on this post rather than PM you....no need for privacy if you're already out of the closet

talk to me about being after you're paroled.

Only 8 felonies? Thought they were trying to hook you up with the Lindbergh baby kidnapping too.

nice try alter

 

[digger]

What is an alter?

That's where someone like hyphycakes or hehateme000 gets his ass banned, and then turns around and tries to create a new account like nothing happened.

Otherwise known as FAIL.

 

[-SD-]

Hey pick3 i was reading other posts and saw you were so ill just ask for that advice for when im in jail on this post rather than PM you....no need for privacy if you're already out of the closet

lololol @ the 8 count felony joos space cadet whos about to go to federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison, now talking shit about a well liked long time board member.

 

[PICK3]

lololol @ the 8 count felony joos space cadet whos about to go to federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison, now talking shit about a well liked long time board member.

I'm well liked?

 

[drsketch]

I can see that going to misd. in 2 ways.

1. they have a very weak case against you.

2. You are planning on testifying against someone.

 

[-SD-]

I'm well liked?

:no mo:

 

[silverstar1025]

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

Sounds like you need the jail time. I hate theives that steal from hard working people.

 

[PICK3]

:no mo:

ololololo!

You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[stilleto]

I did it with old friends after i got out....my life was a mess and i didnt think straight. So stupid and I do deserve time, i was wondering how much you guys think ill get.

Im different now i have a lot of love for every human, i learned that everybody is unique and im respecting and understanding that more and more each day.

i think most people are different after they get caught.

 

[Mr. dB]

Going to jail? Good riddance.

 

[PICK3]

Going to jail? Good riddance.

Do they grant interweb access in teh slammer?

 

[chris302001]

I'm well liked?

If I had to, I'd do ya....

 

[EarthRider]

She steals too

you deserve it, I hope you sit for a lil while. It could be good for you, and just maybe you will grow up and do something with your life.

 

[mustang_00]

if i was going to jail in 4 days i'd dedicate that time to working on my post count!!!

 

[chris302001]

if i was going to jail in 4 days i'd dedicate that time to working on my post count!!!

Knee deep in poon.....

 

[heavy_duty]

Ok so i got 8 felonies, and my attorney is trying to get me down to 1 misdemeanor and probation for 5 years and community service. And restitution and fees. FUCK but it is my first offense and im a former marine, what do you think will happen? Court is on thursday

Marines should pay better.

 

[mustang_00]

i'd say i'd watch your lady for you but i don't wanna get jacked.

 

[Razorguns]

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

As a marine, you should know better!!! In boot camp, the di's would kick your undisciplined butt!!!

r

 

[Powerbuilder333]

if i was going to jail in 4 days i'd dedicate that time to working on my post count!!!

HAHAHAHA.
Now THAT is funny.

 

[PICK3]

Do you have to commit a crime to go to jail?

Or, can you just go there to meat interesting people?

 

[mustang_00]

Do you have to commit a crime to go to jail?

Or, can you just go there to meat interesting people?

he should get locked up for giving pick ideas on scamming the cawk

 

[heavy_duty]

if I was going to jail in 4 days I'd be pretty fucking depressed.

 

[Heath1282]

if your going to court in 4 days, more than likely your not going to jail (right now anyways.) unless ur pleading guilty. 8 felonies? ur gonna do a few years... in prison, not jail. dont steal from inmates, borrow things, gamble, or get involved in drugs. u will wind up someones gf real quick. man up and be ready to throw down whenever.

 

[bigbadassdude]

if your going to court in 4 days, more than likely your not going to jail (right now anyways.) unless ur pleading guilty. 8 felonies? ur gonna do a few years... in prison, not jail. dont steal from inmates, borrow things, gamble, or get involved in drugs. u will wind up someones gf real quick. man up and be ready to throw down whenever.

I doubt it.. Not on a first conviction... Hopefully he will learn his lesson and straighten his ass out... I'd make him pay back all the money he stole if it meant him working 80 hours per week... That's a more productive sentence for society.

 

[PICK3]

he should get locked up for giving pick ideas on scamming the cawk

I was talkin' about a wimmenz's prison, numbnuts

 

[chris302001]

I doubt it.. Not on a first conviction... Hopefully he will learn his lesson and straighten his ass out... I'd make him pay back all the money he stole if it meant him working 80 hours per week... That's a more productive sentence for society.

80 hrs a week is nothing...... Virtual slavery is what should be implemented rather than jail time...

 

[RachelEFC]

talk to me about being after you're paroled.

Only 8 felonies? Thought they were trying to hook you up with the Lindbergh baby kidnapping too.

nice try alter

Are you really gay? I thought it was always just a joke?

 

[joefire_2008]

Ok so i got 8 felonies, and my attorney is trying to get me down to 1 misdemeanor and probation for 5 years and community service. And restitution and fees. FUCK but it is my first offense and im a former marine, what do you think will happen? Court is on thursday

I wouldn't have even brought up the USMC is association to your crime... In this forum anyway... You want to use it in your defense fine, but not here. The Marines are few and proud... don't bring disgrace to the name of the Corps. or it's brothers and sisters.

 

[PICK3]

Are you really gay? I thought it was always just a joke?

I'm str8

 

[chris302001]

I'm str8 as a figure 8

Fixed

 

[BMK792]

Fixed

if i had karma power id give you karma

 

[-Ariel-]

Man traz sure missed out on this one...

 

[inngas2008]

Sounds like you need the jail time. I hate theives that steal from hard working people.

me too, speaking from personal experience. hope you change you ways bro..

 

[AAP]

She steals too

omg

 

[-Ariel-]

omg

I haven't even read this whole thread... this pushed me over the edge..
I'm going back now
what a winner....

 

[AAP]

Seriously, if I ever have to go to jail. They better put me there as soon as they catch me.

If I had four days before I went, my ass would be in another country.

 

[PICK3]

Seriously, if I ever have to go to jail. They better put me there as soon as they catch me.

If I had four days before I went, my ass would be in another country.

me too!

I'm knot into the whole "up the booty" scene

 

[-Ariel-]

okay wait I'm confused
everyone wants to help out confused asians... lol
I thought he was just an alter...
I thought it was some bullshit story
why the hell would someone get on a chat board with only 4 days left to oblivion
and why ask a fitness board for legal advice
makes no sense...

 

[chris302001]

okay wait I'm confused
everyone wants to help out confused asians... lol
I thought he was just an alter...
I thought it was some bullshit story
why the hell would someone get on a chat board with only 4 days left to oblivion
and why ask a fitness board for legal advice
makes no sense...

From my view, he's kind of a fucking retard.........yes, that's my professional opinion.

 

[binö]

Seriously, if I ever have to go to jail. They better put me there as soon as they catch me.

If I had four days before I went, my ass would be in another country.

think how hard that would be though
you'd have to find a backward-ass country that didn't have extradiction laws
they'd freeze all your assets and bank info
many have tried, most have failed

 

[big_bad_buff]

Seriously, if I ever have to go to jail. They better put me there as soon as they catch me.

If I had four days before I went, my ass would be in another country.

why? they have prisons for gay people, you'd run that bitch

first thing i'd do is say i was gay and had aids....or if i got a life sentence and had 4 days i'd find someone with aids and sleep with them lol

 

[-Ariel-]

this makes me think of the movie the 25th hour except the drug dealer going to prison isnt a fucking retard
I mean he drops that understanding crap
and then the next post attacks pick...
eugenics please

 

[PICK3]

okay wait I'm confused
everyone wants to help out confused asians... lol
I thought he was just an alter...
I thought it was some bullshit story
why the hell would someone get on a chat board with only 4 days left to oblivion
and why ask a fitness board for legal advice
makes no sense...

Don't guess he's an alter.

Digger would have banned his sorry ass by now.

just sayin'

 

[-Ariel-]

I think he should pop the collar

 

[calveless wonder]

you may not be the sexiest man on elite

but i promise you'll be the sexiest man ever to get a dirty sanchez from Tyrone

 

[bottleneckblooz]

A cycle of test/dbol

And where are you going to get the money for that?

 

[stilleto]

think how hard that would be though
you'd have to find a backward-ass country that didn't have extradiction laws
they'd freeze all your assets and bank info
many have tried, most have failed

my father left the country. he went to europe, but i'm not sure where. He had a lot of money in Switzerland that he used.

he got extradited back though.

 

[nimbus]

That's where someone like hyphycakes or hehateme000 gets his ass banned, and then turns around and tries to create a new account like nothing happened.

Otherwise known as FAIL.

lmfao those are both hilarious names

 

[AAP]

And where are you going to get the money for that?

CC fraud.

Or steal it. How else?

 

[AAP]

think how hard that would be though
you'd have to find a backward-ass country that didn't have extradiction laws
they'd freeze all your assets and bank info
many have tried, most have failed

Not hard. Especially when he has experience with :

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

Steal yourself a new ID. Set up shop with the ol' Nicarageau Million Dollar Inhertience Scam.

Or the scam of using fake bank checks to purchase cars through Autotrader and getting the refund back from the naive buyer.

Go someplace that doesn't extradite you. Live large and in charge. Hit on BBW during the day and sip watered down Sangeria (out of a box) at night.

 

[roadwarrior]

that sucks bro, but why did you rip people off and steal? Don't you think you deserve some time?

I gotta agree with Lestat on this. You should go to jail for doing this to other people. This was no accident. You intended to better yourself through hurting others.

 

[chris302001]

And now Tyrone is gonna split you like a bad head of cabbage........

 

[rnch]

work on your "prison build" while u r in da joint.

 

[heatherrae]

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

Dang, for a first timer, you really went hog wild.

I sort of doubt this is your first time doing shit, just the first time you got busted...lol.

 

[-Ariel-]

Ok so i got 8 felonies, and my attorney is trying to get me down to 1 misdemeanor and probation for 5 years and community service. And restitution and fees. FUCK but it is my first offense and im a former marine, what do you think will happen? Court is on thursday

Was he high when he posted?
I mean this makes no sense...
do you wanna be abused before you head to oblivion...
this whole situation just confuses me...
thieves are usually cowards... so why enter a domain you know you are gonna be eternally flamed?
I don't even wanna use the word logic...
this is just a damn shame, ugly too...
Hard times are coming...

 

[Cardinal Slin]

You did the crime, the time follows.

A piece of advice, when inside, would be to find the biggest, ugliest, fattest, mad ass ever and become his bitch. That way you will only be taking it from one person instead of half the inmates.

 

[musclemom]

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

Have fun with that.

Here's a hint.

STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW.

I feel sorry for the honest taxpayers who work to support your theiving ass while you lay around in prison and hone your skills.

And your a fucking ex-Marine. You're a fucking disgrace.

 

[dabuffguy]

You did the crime, the time follows.

A piece of advice, when inside, would be to find the biggest, ugliest, fattest, mad ass ever and become his bitch. That way you will only be taking it from one person instead of half the inmates.

Or fucking shank him and no one will mess with you. It's worth a month in the hole to shank some leader than to be raped in the ass a few times a day. Act hard, don't look vulnerable and if someone tries to fuck you, choke them out and then hang them and make it look like a suicide. I'd much rather kill a guy defending my anus than to take a meat in the hole.

Or better yet, stay out of prison and don't do dumb shit in the first place.

 

[bottleneckblooz]

CC fraud.

Or steal it. How else?

Yep of course, I just wanted to see what he would say.

 

[bottleneckblooz]

Dang, for a first timer, you really went hog wild.

I sort of doubt this is your first time doing shit, just the first time you got busted...lol.

x2!

 

[*The_West*]

Then again...
pretty desperate dude so anythings possible...
yeah I changed my mind I bet its the real thing not bullshit.

are you stoned again?

 

[-Ariel-]

are you stoned again?

Its monday and i work in 3 hours then grad school at 4pm... so no, I just don't wanna be fucking scooby doo...
really don't care...
I just dug the story real or not...
good thread

 

[jerseyrugger76]

Ok so i got 8 felonies, and my attorney is trying to get me down to 1 misdemeanor and probation for 5 years and community service. And restitution and fees. FUCK but it is my first offense and im a former marine, what do you think will happen? Court is on thursday

Dude,

You're gonna need this on the inside. Trust me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP8xmaah0j0

 

[Lestat]

lookout for your bunghole bro

 

[digger]

Save your breath -- I banned him (as the alter of hyphycakes and hehateme000) just before my previous post in this thread.

"Humor.... It is a difficult concept. It is not logical."

 

[Lestat]

Save your breath -- I banned him (as the alter of hyphycakes and hehateme000) just before my previous post in this thread.

"Humor.... It is a difficult concept. It is not logical."

who was hyphycakes and hehateme000.... anyone we'd know?

 

[digger]

Nah, nobody interesting.

 

[PICK3]

Save your breath -- I banned him

You banned the sexiest man here?

j/k






He ain't heavy ... and he ain't my brother

 

[MaGilicuti]

Credit card fraud (3), burglary (3), grand theft (1), and receiving stolen property (1)

jeez, care to explain?

 

[-Ariel-]

You banned the sexiest man here?

j/k






He ain't heavy ... and he ain't my brother

that is my favorite song in... Pick
dude was a barbara walters special on crack
first time here
claimed to be sexiest dude on board
then went into depth mode with opening up on depression and maturation
then as the trinity of icebreakers and establishing identity reveals he's committed the scummiest of crimes, and is going to jail
then like being lost and asking for directions, he calmly asks a fitness board what their legal advice is...
made sense like not at all
hell of a thread though... and to watch the whole transformation from
the cracked out audacity to claim sexiest dude, followed by poetic hamlet like depth on 2nd post with depression rumination, and the final act with the bomb of I'm headed to oblivion cause I'm a sociopathic thief... dude more drama than tnt... I hate tnt.

 

[chris302001]

that is my favorite song in... Pick
dude was a barbara walters special on crack
first time here
claimed to be sexiest dude on board
then went into depth mode with opening up on depression and maturation
then as the trinity of icebreakers and establishing identity reveals he's committed the scummiest of crimes, and is going to jail
then like being lost and asking for directions, he calmly asks a fitness board what their legal advice is...
made sense like not at all
hell of a thread though... and to watch the whole transformation from
the cracked out audacity to claim sexiest dude, followed by poetic hamlet like depth on 2nd post with depression rumination, and the final act with the bomb of I'm headed to oblivion cause I'm a sociopathic thief... dude more drama than tnt... I hate tnt.

I still cant comprehend how his mind works......It puzzles me.

 

[PICK3]

lookout for your bunghole bro

^^^
Always good advice if you're looking at hard time or knot.

just sayin'

 

[milo hobgoblin]

no sympathy.. not even a little. shit like that takes some effort and forethought.

Do your time.. get out and get the hell away from whereever it was you got in trouble. Dont tell anyone where you're moving to and start your life over.